GraduateArc8298

The internet is displeased

Yes

Only the rich gangs would be able to buy it and everyone would bitch about how they don't wanna smuggle cocaine tactically since they will have more armor

IF they were to add more it would turn into another CSAT riot

My group and I were out bagging bounties for shits and giggles, we decided to go rebel and do some cocaine because we were getting kinda bored of dicking around in Kavala. Well, before we left Kavala we pissed a few people off by starting a riot and killing some non believers in the name of the glorious Sun God. We were pulled over around 70 minutes later by the fuzz, I was in the middle truck and darted out because of my bounty. The cops decided we were a shifty bunch for driving like madmen rocking out to some "RUN-DMC-It's Tricky". Little did the cop know the farthest trucks were full of cocaine, so we did the only rational thing... we insisted that we were driving like madmen because our passenger in the front truck was having a baby, while he/she/...other was squeezing we pulled the started the trucks while masking the sound with dramatic birthing screams. When the front 2 trucks took off we realized that this cop was one of the "Bored as Godzilla in a library" kind of cops. Thinking the cop was blind since he just let two Kamaz/Zamak trucks go, I decided to try my luck and run out the reed grass and take off. well, ye' olde eagle eyes saw me and restrained me. I talked out of 8 murders (2 human organ harvests) 10 unlawful detainments and 5 robberies. I got off of the robbery charges on grounds of the serious budget cuts the governor imposed upon my disciples on the Sun God, and since my new in-game name is Gordon Ramsay I talked the murders and organs off by saying that I was preparing a feast for the annual Sun God Ball and I needed human brains,kidneys and 7 appendices to create the best souffle that has touched the palette of a human. If a human were to eat this souffle they would die from having the most intense orgasm in history. The cop let us go since we left the rebel stuff in the northern trucks.Our hatchback despawned when were explaining the story so the cop gave us a ride...I shit you not 5 minutes later the cop smashed into a curb going ~250 km/hr killing us all while the car recoiled and got stuck in the middle of the curb. After all that shit we died because of a shitty driver. 0_o

Woops, wrong GIF sorry

Trust me, the devs are doing all they can; but they have jobs,families and other shit they gotta do. When/if Bohemia releases a patch to keep servers with plugins from crashing like Charlie Sheen when he runs out of Cocaine, they will probably get back to listening. But so far all they hear is "FIX YOUR SHIT!" from the community when there isn't really much they can do besides have more frequent resets.