Chrispy

@Gnashes Take me off moderator-que or whatever for this, I want to respond to my buds :/

Might've been a different william. Played tanoa as cop with him.

Would if I could.

Once upon a time there was a little guy named Chrispy. He had a very very shitty PC. But oh! He saved up and got a gaming PC for his birthday!!!! Chrispy was a very happy little fella after that so he bought this game called ARMA 3 his friend @raul4152 would always talk about how fun it was to play. My friend @BrahKell said I woulden't like the game because its a little more serious and i'm too much of a troll. Well I bought it anyway because fuck @BrahKell >:). So I bought it and had a blast playing with @BrahKell and @raul4152. But @BrahKell got salty after applying for APD and never played again! but me and @raul4152 would play all the time. Then I met someone named Yolo. He owned this gang called Boats N Hoes. It was interesting to see them kill everyone on the street besides themselves and me. So I opted to join their gang. It was fun for a while until I thought "Is this it?" I then realize they were labled "kavala trolls." So a few days later after I failed the interview a few times and exam once I finally passed and join the APD. When I first joined to be honest I did not know what I was doing at all. Until I met a few friends along the way to help me through my troubles. I then made a ton of friends from the APD and my career went from there. I non-stop played cop it was the most enjoyment i've ever had in a while. So after my fun I played some Zeus with my friends realizing how fun it was I asked should we go look for some good hacks to mess around with? So I goto a website called dank hax. They won't let you view the scripts unless you login to the website so I signed up to see what it was about. It costed way too much so I just let it alone and never touched the site again. But some salty LT named @Norwegianviking logged into the website to buy some super dank hacks and saw me on there, knowing he might get in trouble he turned it around to say that he was looking for people to get banned >:). He found me poor innocent chrispy who would never hack on a server he spent over 500 hours on in the last month. But no he got beat by his wife that day so he took his anger out on poor little chrispy. So Poor innocent chrispy got perma-banned and will never be seen again unless @BaDaBiNg_10-8 has any sympathy and would stop being ban hungry. So, I say goodbye to all my friends @Austin Rogers The Original @AustinPowers @Blake @tryhardsqueaker @El chapo @Sp0on @DarkKnight @Flameless @Braden @DaX @Tyler @Dressbuck @Arron @Lucky @woody @william @Thor xD @Innateocean @Farmer Steve and there is a ton more that I missed. I say, goodbye to you all it was nice playing/serving with you. https://gyazo.com/0dddd99b08d5fd045ef58c5db520fc3b

hehe dats me blown up

kys nobody loves you now. Jk bamf you da OG dev and will always be the love of our lives (Sucking up so hard for no reason)

@Gnashes GOT DEV? OMFG YES CONGRATZ

LMFAO RIP GANG

Wait, that's actually a great idea. You can chose what kind of shop it is when you buy it and there will be an AI at the cash register and when someone buys something you get like 10% of the money. Not only will it benefit you it could also benefit someone if they're stranded and need food or something.

Okay, lets all be honest. If this were to ever come out we know that they wouldn't make it some super OP thing that could make you money while doing nothing. It would probably be something like only being able to own one shop and only being able to set prices 10% above the normal price or something like that. It's possible it would just need a lot of tweaking so it isn't "exploited".

I LOVE YOU PLEASE MAKE OUT WITH... uhh So how was vacation?

I seeeeeeeee youuuuuuuu