Beifang Ming

ching chong
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
bing bong
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
you are a mong

making the guns cheaper when they are illegal could solve this

Howdy Everyone!
We know it's been a wild couple of months here on Asylum.  We've made a lot of changes and are continuing to do so to enhance the Asylum experience.  As we look towards a better Asylum community, we want to thank all of our loyal players for sticking around to make this place what it is.  
In the last 10+ years we have had a lot of ups and downs, from dealing with the depths of the pandemic, to Turkish lawyers, and rough days at work, this community has always been a place for people to come together to be away from the outside world.  We just want to thank everyone for being a part of this crazy community we call Asylum.
In honor of this we are going to be running a slate of giveaways to reward all of you, all in all we are giving away $2,000+ of Asylum gold rewards, and $20 mill of in-game content.
They will be running for the next 2 weeks; you must be an active member of the server to be eligible to receive the rewards.
Must not be banned at the time of winning Must have been reasonably active on the server within the last 30 days at time of winning In order to enter the giveaway, please like this post, and make sure you have your player id linked to your forum account.
Asylum Gold Items:
2 Winners x 6 Months of Asylum Plus  4 Winners x 3 Months of Asylum Plus  15 Winners x 1 month of Asylum Plus  Donor levels (the value of that donor level gets added to your account) 1 Winner x Donor Level 8 1 Winner x Donor level 7 1 Winner x Donor level 6 1 Winner x Donor level 5 1 Winner x Donor level 4 1 Winner x Donor level 3 1 Winner x Donor level 2 1 Winner x Donor level 1 15 Winners x 10 crate keys of your choice 5 Winners x 2200 Asylum Gold 10 Winners x Camo bundle of your choosing 4 Winners x 25,000 Asylum Points
In Game Items:
2 Winners x Mar-10 2 Winners x SPMG 1 Winner x M320 LRR + MOS scope 1 Winner x lynx + MOS scope 2 Winners x Cyrus 10 Winners x Ifrit 5 Winners x 750k Cash 10 Winners x 100k Blood Money 3 Winners x Ghosthawk, civ, cop, or medic (rank doesn’t matter) 5 Winners x 1 next token of their choice 5 Winners x 50,000 prestige on cop 5 Winners x 25,000 honor 5 Winners x 25,000 Infamy Thank you all for being a part of this community, and good luck! 
-Asylum Staff

just rotate it every restart

mod the server

Just make the server modded already brodie i wanna drive around Athira in a camaro.

GL

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APD HQ Lockdown Federal Event:
APD Sergeants and higher are now able to request assistance from Altis SWAT command, for backup in extreme situations when their local headquarters fall under-attack.  Doing so will activate a federal event in that city, civilians and officers will fight for the illegal loot recently seized into the HQ’s evidence storage.
Must be at least five civilians in the city, in addition to other APD policy related guidelines. May only be done every 30 minutes, and counts as a federal event. 5 minutes after the SGT requests backup, a crate full of illegal loot will spawn somewhere in the respective city. (It is locked for 10 minutes) After 5 minutes it will be marked on the map, for APD and rebels to fight over until it unlocks (Activates 35 meter radius redzone around the crate) APD can re-seize the items for a big payday, or the rebels can escape with the drugs!
Pyrgos Stash House:
Druglords have setup shop in Pyrgos, having taken the old dome from the APD HQ and setup a vault for their hidden meth and supplies.
Set drill on laptop door to breach, 15 minutes later doors will open and you will be able to access the illegal meth/uranium.
Athira Entertainment Center:
A real estate developer has moved into Athira, and he has bought the old soccer field on the south-west of town.  He has begun to build an expansive entertainment facility for Athira’s residents.     Duel Arena
Can contain one fight at a time Players can invite at the duel arena With bets that are variable from $50,000 - $999,999 Invited players can accept at the Duel Arena or any Court House(60 seconds to accept) On acception the players get teleported to the arena On teleportation half of the betting amount will be subtracted from your account (500k bet on the game, each player puts 250k in the pot) Both parties will battle for the best out of three On win you will get the battle amount On lose you will get nothing (obviously) If your battle partner leaves you will get your input back and as a punishment for leaving your battle partner will lose their input. Once the battle is concluded you get teleported back to your previous spot Come watch how bad our player base is at combat from the observation deck. Interruption of the event from the outside is a bannable offense... Any interruption is recorded and can / will lead to administrative actions     Paintball Game
Queue up for Paintball, and compete in teams of up to 5 each Fight your friends and foes alike in a controlled paintball environment, whoever wins gets the bragging rights!     Athira Casino
Have you ever wanted to gamble but not wanted to drive to Sofia? Well the Athira Casino is for you! While lacking the aesthetics of the Asylum Casino, the Athira Casino is full functional with a bouncer (to prevent homicides) and casino games. Play blackjack and roulette just a stones-throw away from the action in Athira! Additional Prestige Buffs:
Tier 1:
Tempest Device gathers 3% faster Jackhammer gathers 3% faster  Goldpan gathers 3% faster Tractor gathers 3% faster Harvester truck gathers 3% faster Garden truck gathers 3% faster Gathering by hand is 3% faster MXM available for rebels and bounty-hunters Tier 2:
Tempest Device gathers 5% faster Jackhammer gathers 5% faster Goldpan gathers 5% faster Tractor gathers 5% faster Harvester truck gathers 5% faster Garden truck gathers 5% faster Gathering by hand is 5% faster Suicide Vests are twice the size Tier 3:
Tempest Device gathers 10% faster Jackhammer gathers 10% faster Goldpan gathers 10% faster Tractor gathers 10% faster Harvester truck gathers 10% faster Garden truck gathers 10% faster Gathering by hand is 10% faster Suicide vest are 2.5 times the size Tier 4:
Tempest Device gathers 15% faster Jackhammer gathers 15% faster Goldpan gathers 15% faster Tractor gathers 15% faster Harvester truck gathers 15% faster Garden truck gathers 15% faster Gathering by hand is 15% faster APD Tier 1:
MX Gl Promet GL CAR-95 GL Katiba GL(UC)
Vengeance Crate **[Will be live on the store later today 3/4/2024]
@Kellydid some awesome work on a new crate with some great skins and horns.   Common: Bust One Horn -"It was at this moment, he knew, he fucked up" Bust Two Box Truck - Bier! Rare Horn - "WE ARE LEAVING!" Hunter - Banana Ifrit - Muerte Hatchback (Sport) - PHONK Limited Granit - God of War Horn - "I'm gonna come" Orca - Murica' Additional Content:
NEW AND IMPROVED: Gang boat caps  NEW AND IMPROVED: Significantly reduced weapon sway on our servers Nikolai’s Compound now only needs a diamond tip drill to start Gold bars and Crypto Console now spawn in a boat for easy escape. A plethora of additional admin event functionality Admin Event Compound Updated Asylum Plus Skins @Kelly@SacredSherpa@Wolf_Fr @Scruggs
 
Changed/Tweaked:
Removed spawning Zafirs in Gun-Game, and on Domination National HQ Now 7 officers to rob for money, and 10 to open the vault Increased the number of APD Intelligence units spawned in after a successful, regular robbery, *Not with the extra step of opening the prestige vault Fixed:
APD not being able to get to prestige Tier 2+ AKU-12 not being able to be put in houses. Triple gates at the Casino Athira General store being able to be blown-up.

Our work here is done.

As for my infidel of a wife, we will be stoning her in the middle of the village tomorrow. You are all invited to take part.
 

I actually just spoke with lil Ranga a few months ago. He's no longer a little kid anymore! 

Playing  valorant probably gambling Lolol 

Getting rid of the medic faction solves this problem

APD officers should not be racing AFD medics to revive requests.
Prior to the introduction of the Fire & Medic service, it was nice for honest civilians to maybe pick up a revive from a bored Corporal, but now it's poor game design.
I could argue that the medic slots could be replaced or re-focused to leave more general First Aid to the actual medic faction, but the cops need guaranteed medic assistance.
fuck you @Beifang Minglol
https://streamable.com/jzhzoj

+1 

Gonna flaunt mine in front of you every time i see you in game...

+1 we need this for roleplay purposes

+1 we need this for roleplay purposes

Only @williamhas

You clowns gave some random support instead of the boy Mr.Chow. Server being ran by a circus. 

There's still good stuff to be made though. This kekw video someone posted a couple days ago was golden 
 

Unfortunately everything that's actually funny is now bannable under the current regime

Approved

Absence Request Format (copy and paste this format into a new post)
Officer Name: Beifang Ming
Player ID: 76561198090999204
Rank: Corporal
Application URL: 
 
Month(s) of Absence: october
Reason: work getting busy working overhours to tired to play or do anything
 

Just see if gas station explosion will blow up armor as well