Wizard

who the fuck is that squeezer

"Building up a bounty can be fun, but watch out for the boys in blue."
 

"Use armoured vehicles to assault cartels and gain unique benefits."
 

"Create a gang and fight your way to the top of the Altis drug trade."
 

"Enjoy a fragile peace between rebels and officers, if you can."
 

Regardless of who does what. If lethals are being abused it needs to be reported. Sadly blanket post like these do nothing to help us hold these people accountable. As far as the server lag goes, we are truly working our hardest to resolve this. I'm hopeful that I can bring some more news this week. Until then, all I ask is that you continue to support us while we are working to resolve these server performance problems. 
 
Thank you
Mitch

Good luck

in that case ban me from the forums cause mine is atrocious 

Here's a treat.

Gotta love RCN
Always complain about something when they lose. If you ask Statego he probobly thinks his gang has never lost a “fair fight”.

I guess this New Year's mood made me a bit inspired today, so I decided to share my story with you all - the ones that care enough to read it to the end. I don't mean to sound corny, it's really just about a legit experience with Asylum - and the people that play it - that indeed affected my real life in more than one way.   I started playing Asylum a bit before the hacking in 2015, but I took a considerable break because of personal reasons. I then returned in 2016, almost a year later I believe.   (For those of you who don't know it, I was born in Brazil and therefore my native language isn't English. It's Portuguese.)   One of the first things I did when I came back was apply again for the APD. Because I had a very limited level of English back then, I was very insecure about taking the interview and failing it, but things went good and I became a Cadet once again (had played a few weeks in 2015).   I made it to Constable after being helped a lot by @Mr. Linux and taking my ride-along with @Maxime, which was very easy-going about the English thing.   My first experiences were really funny. Whenever I arrested a toxic little prick, they would scream something like "Give me an English-speaking officer!" or "Do you even speak English?" and some other toxic stuff. My accent was weird (it's still somewhat noticeable) and I would 'stumble' over some words or mispronounce them with a certain higher frequency. However, it was still intelligible and I could make myself clear enough.   After playing for a few more months - let's say six or eight - was when my arrests and my experiences started changing. The toxic ones would now rarely mention the matter with my English. Now, whenever they said something, it probably involved the word 'pig' or similar. That's when I realized something else was changing: my Speaking was improving and that wouldn't have occurred to me if it wasn't by the toxic Asylum players. I guess I ironically owe them some thanks.   Few more months later and I took an exam called TOEFL - Test of English as a Foreign Language. It's required to non-native speakers of English especially if they wanna join a North American university or college. It isn't an easy test and it involves 4 abilities: reading, listening, speaking and writing. My score was 110 out of 120, whereas the university I was interested in only required a score of 65, if I'm not mistaken.   I still haven't joined any foreign universities or left the country, but that's still in my list of goals. At this moment I'm studying law in my country and I also got a job last semester. Surprisingly, I worked as a teacher. What did I teach? English.   I'm not perfect at the language and I'm still far from speaking it like a native speaker (I still make a bunch of mistakes), but the progress I achieved in such a short time was thanks to all the time I spent talking and interacting with Asylum players. I wouldn't have got such a high score on my English test if it wasn't by the community nor would I have gotten a job if it wasn't by the exam I took (I attached it to my résumé).   Of course that in the meantime I got closer to some people that would treat me very kindly. At the beginning of my APD 'career', I remember asking people to correct my English and make me sound more natural. It really helps. It carried on to Steam, Skype, Discord and even WhatsApp. Guys like @Nate!!!, @Midamaru, @explicit, @Chris Preuninger, @Olivia, @Morgan Lacerda, @Brendon Smith, @Alec-I, @InnateOcean, @Sandwich, @General Baked Potatoes, @GreenDemon, @Samperino and a *bunch * of others were always very understanding about it, and communicating with them was essential.   Besides getting an excellent grade on my test and getting a job after spending time on Asylum, I also made a lot of friends. From enjoying online game sessions to trading real-life advice (and I could quote Midamaru again), playing in this community allowed me to expand my knowledge and build strong friendships. This isn't a farewell post so I won't quote anyone else, but you know who you are.   Finally, I wanted to say that learning a new language is hard as fuck. It requires constant practice and a lot of patience. The ones who strive for perfection, like me, suffer a bit more, 'cause there's no magical formula to learn it all and learn it perfectly - especially Speaking, it sucks. If you find someone trying to learn or speak your language, give them some encouragement and help them when needed. Correcting he/she and giving tips is very important too (just don't be a dick about it).   Oh, and thanks @BaDaBiNg_10-8 and @Clint Beastwood for not letting the thing that brought me so many amazing experiences be buried under the ground. Wish you all the best in the new management!

epic gamer

epic gamer

Quick video I put together
If you like it, think about following
twitch.tv/rwxfortyseven

good roleplay

Hello all,
Clint and Bada have made the decision to open up Server 3 Permanently.
With that being said, you can safely buy houses and enjoy the server. If you have previously sold your houses due to the uncertainty of the server. We apologize for the confusion with these changes. 
For the time being all servers will be kept at a cap of 85. This is going to be done while we debug some of our current issues. 
As always, we truly appreciate the amount of support you guys have been giving us. This has been truly a blast, and something I know I'll never forget. 
For the APD:
Corporal plus will be able to play any of the speciality slots (Sorry OG P3)  Have fun and happy hunting APD.
Rebels: please kick the APD's ass. 
Sincerely, 
 
Mitch

they're needs to be a talent so you dont loose your bh license for a 5k bounty because its bs that we have to go buy it again and rebels never loose it make it a honor talent or sum plz

looks like alot of career cops

congratz @Azeh

Now I know this has been suggested in the past numerous times before, but I feel as so with new owners at the helm, along with new developers in tow, I feel the need to suggest this one last time. To quickly summarize how I envision it, cops being able to seize drugs, guns, gold bars, etc. The rebels would have to break into it similar to that of the previous content of the bank, Fed, or prison and be able to loot said seized goods that are in lock up. I want server stability first, yes; I would like this done after when the servers are working a-okay.
I would like to hear everyone's take on this. I feel this would be a beautiful new piece of content that we can all enjoy.

Evidence Lockup made by @TheCrestedPenguin. It's a good set up. Can act as if you're breaking into a prison.

A lot of changes, a lot of growing and a lot of testing....
 
Cheers to everyone who is sticking with us through some difficult times.  
 
We wish you a happy, healthy and prosperous 2019.  
 
-Asylum Staff

First montage on here , getting used to the style of combat , feedback appreciated!  Watch in 1440p xx
 

About us
Big Cummers / Elitist Jerks / Synergy / Serenity was originally created idk like sometime in the last 3 years, and was the dominant gang for as long as people played on server #1.
We are a veteran gang with millions of Asylum hours under our belt.
Our main focus is fighting for control of the cartels while also being a nuisance to the APD.
We value good and tactical communication, but also strive to have a lot of fun while playing together.
We play by the rules and aim to be a good addition to the community.
Achievements: 12-0 In every single fight we've had since we've made this gang, Second Gang Wars Winners BTW, Fortnite Pop-up Cup Winners BTW x2, EU CS:GO Matchmaking Champions, Winners of Asylum Redgull Role-play Challenge
 
Roster
Leaders:
Cumson, Cumpurd, Cumshawn
Members:
Clint Cumwood, BaDaBuSt, DaCum, Jonut, MajorCum, Pacifist(Thief), Tom, Cumddon
Niko(Support Player), Cumaboo Jones, Ronald Cummington, Cumstok, Boris, Massi
 
Requirements
- A lot of experience in Asylum; especially with cartels.
-  A strong motivation to always improve personal skills.
- Team oriented, mature and good tactical communications.
- Be able to sit 3 days for the boys.
- Should not maintain a specific cop ratio or hours a month.
 
Ingame name:
Age:
Timezone/country:
Hours on Arma 3 (screenshot preferably):
Previous gangs:
Why do you want to join Synergy?:
Any members who can vouch for you?:
 

Requirement don't be a retard     Application Format In-game name:
Age:
Hours on Arma 3 (Screenshot required):
Previous gangs:
Why would you like to join Prime:
How active will you be? (Ex: 5-6 Days a week):
 
A lot of effort was made here
 
Roster
Active members:
tiger, Jay, Oskarr, RobiN, Corgi, Luker, Mur, Fudger
Ludde, Chrome, dog, Derek,thor, Nomadox, CRH, Roice, RoguePilot, Proud

I would like to apologize for the rough starts this morning. 
Maybe we went a little hard with some big changes (S1 in particular) last night and caused some instability of our own. We got a bit carried away last night/this morning.  Tough part is, we don't know how it will affect everything, until nearly both servers are full.  
Don't worry though - we are getting closer every day at a very fast pace..
 
We may issue our Christmas present (change) early just as an apology.  I don't want to promise anything just yet (dev team would hate me).
 
Thanks 
CBW

Every like = one step closer to getting me unbanned before Wednesday so I can enjoy Altis Life with my friends during my vacation.