Wizard

Def hotwings i dont think the man has more than 3 brain cells 

Cop then switches to civ at 2:00 
Sorry im trash at editing 

Hi. My name is Rosie. Nice to meet all. 

Right now Asylum is currently sitting at 60-70 player average during peak times. I feel like at the current rate of Asylum's player base, and with even more permanent bans being put into place, Asylum will soon no longer be financially stable to be able to continue without running at a loss. These are the reasons why @bamf should do a mass unbanning.
1. With players that were banned during 2014-2015, they will not have access to pilot coveralls and if they return to the server some of them will purchase crates in order to have them, not to mention some of them might want the ifrit skins as well. That will be a huge cash influx for @bamf
2. You wouldn't have to deal with the banned players, you just got some new admins let them deal with the consequences for this mass unbanning.
3. Did I mention more money?
As for why this mass unbanning would be helpful to the servers, here is a list of reasons why.
1. Gangs that quit entirely because their leader or someone important in their gang was banned will come back and play on the servers, bringing more content and action for your current player base.
2. Possibly more money will be donated to the community goals, making your community happy for all the discounts they will receive.
Here's how you could go about unbanning all these people. You completely wipe the entire FU list and let your admins unban people individually. If somebody comes along that didn't play asylum and all they did was script on the servers you could deny them because they weren't really a player in the first place.
We understand that Valkerie was sort of a test for unbanning douchebags but please don't let the selfish acts of 1 person ruin the chances of everybody else who truly want to come back to Asylum as a clean cut person.
The "FU list" as mentioned in the post is a ban list only the developers can access. Admins are currently unable to unban certain community members without getting the devs blessing. By wiping this list each admin can review cases on an individual basis.
@bamf if your biggest reason as to why you will not lift these bans is because you feel like it will lower the quality of life for your player base, then let the community decide if they wish to play with these players again.

im ready! 

Let the DDoS battle begin!

Heard the good news 
VOTE BAKA CM  

THIS IS ME IM A BROWN ORC EVERYONE LIKES BROWN ORCS VOTE BAKA 

Hello all,
I wanted to take a moment to let you know that I have made the decision to retire from the Admin team. It has been a great joy, and I've learned a ton. I truly hope that I have left some sort of mark here, for better or for worse. I won't be too much of a stranger. Where ever Asylum is headed as a whole, I have no idea. But I wish you all the best. And for the love of god, take it easy on the admin team. You are all too damn harsh. 
 
 
- Mitch

Gang life is more dead than Clint's sex life.

2 strats for Church and 2 strats for OG. I also threw in a couple of things at the end that are simple concepts that in my experience you need to understand to win consistently. If something is left unclear let me know and I will do what I can to clarify it. As I stated in the video these are not original or complicated. They are just strategies that work if you work with your team mates.
 

https://imgur.com/a/KcJiY

 

Real cartel guide

FUCK KHABIB fucking pussy, holds on to him like a little bitch fuk him

If you think for a second that the Nevada Sports Commission (Which the Governor leads) is going to let that shit off lightly, you’re smoking crack. Guaranteed he is stripped of his tittle and permanently removed from the UFC. 
Was a great fight and he proved it by beating Conor. But the ending fucked him I’m afraid. 
I don’t think that was staged and if it was, Las Vegas Metro would not have made arrests. 

the ferguson fight right before was way better tbh

FUCK KHABIB fucking pussy, holds on to him like a little bitch fuk him

Nah I just don't like that ground stuff its pretty gay in my opinion. But I guess people like watching guys rub on each other for minutes on end.

Go back to olympus.
P.S. Khabib is a pussy who likes to rub on other men

Just crazy that they didn't DQ him is all, such an unprofessional thing to do.

FUCK KHABIB fucking pussy, holds on to him like a little bitch fuk him

(something about montage here)

Money Making Gang ✔
Good Gang ❌
Server 3 Gang
If we get 5 or 10 people to apply I will start inviting people into the gang
This gang is a money making gang but we will still be fighting drug cartel  and maybe wongs 
Requirments
 
200 Hours
Good comms
knowledge of meth lab
Must be a potato
Atleast 100k in bank
 
 
Application
 
Hours:
Money: 
Past Gangs:
Do you know how to operate a weapon?:
 
 
Leader:    Me
Members:   Energy, Big FredFred
Friends: Gagss, Donald Clinton, EthanS, Tox, Sliick
 

Nice

Found a bunch of clips I never used on plays.tv
Only one of the clips is even from the last month the rest are like 4-9 months old
 

Whoever is working in the construction industry please ALWAYS wear goggles. Yesterday they saved my eye. I was cutting a hole in a ventilation duct, which I have done more than 100 time, but this time the isolation inside the duck burning because of the grinder spark created an accumulation of gas which made a huge explosion directly in my face which was 1 foot away from the hole I was cutting.( this isn't supposed to happen since the isolation is fireproof, what created the gas is a different glue the used to stick the isolation into the duct) . I was burned in all the face to the 1st and 2nd degree, I lost all hair in my face, My beard saved a part of my face because it burns instead of my skin. without those safety goggle I would of loss my eye. You only have 2 eyes please protect them. right now the only thing helping me is a high dose of morphine.