Uncle Touchy

What about this map? http://goo.gl/h442gE

This is what i want my wedding to be... xD http://goo.gl/h442gE

Nah, if you just reroute the central mainframe codex into the html.exe file, and then type in "no alt+f4 plox", siri will be like "si senor", and then the alt f4 will be fixed. This isnt rocket science!!! (seriously not serious)

So, You are a bounty hunter. You just caught a 49k bounty and you are on your way to turn him in. Seems as good as gold right? Next thing you know you are at the courthouse, the guy you have restrained says something like "Allahuakbar!!!!" And then he fricking dissappears. This needs to be fixed, i am making this post so we, the asylum community, can halt the unfair use of the Alt+F4 function in our daily altis lives. Make this post popular so we can make asylum the way it is supposed to be. (P.S.-If what i am asking for is literally impossible, I would prefer for you keyboard warriors to not poop on me in the comments. )

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I just spent two hours watching scared straight clips. #TheImportantThingsInLife

And again, you are welcome.

You are welcome.