MR. COW

Obvious cap, billy's never had 500k

Once you slap those DH tags on you're auto denied from DS. Its a policy of ours. Anyone retarded enough to go run errands for a pedophile protector aint gonna fit in well with us. 

Just did a RA with cadet Finn (yesterday) and he passed. Finn said that Sandwich was one of the officers that helped him out alot during his cadet week. 
 
I have only had good experience with Sandwich so far and havnt heard any negative on him. So +1 on Sandwich from my side

think you’re better than me huh? ive been fucking your mom for 16 years kid, haven’t you wondered why you have that extra chromosome, it’s a gift from daddy

isn't that your age?

stfu retard

I don't play as much anymore but I really don't like how everything's price price getting inflated. 200k+ for a Sui vest seems excessive to me. I know people have been asking for a money sink but not everyone on the server has 15 mil 

In game name: Rudolf 1488
Discord name: Hess88
Money in bank: 6 mil
Any past gangs? If so what ones: KGB
How old are you?:  (12 in my mind) 23 irl 
Are you a pig or medic? If so what rank: Never been a part of anything important.
Why do you want to join Gestapo: Pretty good at sniffing out rats and disposing of them with my ghetto blaster. 

@Mitch (IFRIT) We appreciate the second thought on an overflow as there is a metric gnash of players trying to join at peak hours.  But honestly I think players would have a better time on an overflow server if it were to be Stratis (guess thats not happening), Strife to fight and have fun, or hell even a fucking Minecraft server instead.  But I see it now there being 20 people on server 2 not fighting or interacting much but just money making in a boring ass setting.

I mean the servers/licenses/applications don't run for free and we're limited to the talent we have. No one here is exactly a prime texture designer. We're also restricted to what content we can monetize. At the end of the day it's about keeping the servers going... If you want to contribute better skins then have it. However, remember those "bitches" are the people who are allowing you to continue playing on this server and probably other servers as well. No one is just going to shell out a few hundred a month so that a bunch of toxic and shitty teens can have a server to play on...

Make it so you can actually make PcP.

YEA BRO GO ON ASYLUM FORUMS AND ASK WHICH IS BETTER OLYMPUS OR ASYLUM IM SURE YOU WONT GET ANY BIASED ANSWERS

Would make sense since most police cars are in a white Primary in Europe. 

@Gen. Henry Arnoldyou Should make it rob able like a bank but a casino 

@Punished Valentine The bank, fed and prison in my opinion are all END GAME events. Its not meant to easy, its for the people that have been around done abit of everything then if they wanna go rob the bank they can. The average player shouldnt be able to spawn in and fight the cops with a pistol and win.
Ive been around for a very long time, we have had massive fights at the bank and honestly cops dont win as many banks as you would expect. Depending on who is robbing it and their experience plays massive factors, its hard enough fighting some groups now then you wanna make it so cops can't even soft log, by then the bank timer would be down to 5mins before the first cop shows up, then by the time that first cop is killed and he has respawned the bank is over and the rebels have left.

I personally would rather them on vehicles instead of the uniforms. It might just be the Canadian in me as we don't have flags on our uniforms here. So while im not 100% for it, can't say it would bother me if we got them.

Would make sense since most police cars are in a white Primary in Europe. 

Honestly, I want a primarily white police car. Altis is a desert environment. I imagine the white police cars from GTA V in the north, forgot what the county was called but something like that. However, I think improving civ life, whether it be through skins, etc, should be priority. Cop is just fine right now. 

It's not like we get to just toggle an option for this... It's coded by invision to be this way. We can't just turn it off. So before you suggest "easy solutions" you should maybe educate yourself. I got a good solution "don't get it in the first place, quit being a piece of shit on the forums."

Just a part of the deal when you buy hunters

Good to see group meth runs are still viable. If you really want a dynamic market, you should have random changes in demand, meaning that on rare occasions heroin will be more profitable than meth. That way people will do different professions, and not just the "cookie-cutter" ones. Wasn't that the goal of implementing the market in the first place?

@Clint Beastwood @Jesse @Azeh
Instead of dropping server 2. Allow server 2 to only come online once server 1 has reached 80+ players or only come online at xx:xx time. Remove whitelisting(not cops)(idk if this has already been done) allow newer players to come online.(this includes new accounts) Advertise everywhere, even if it's small shit, word of mouth is how majority of us got into this server to begin with. (hell even maybe pay kids to go spam in other servers about asylum) Remove old bans, like 6+ month ago bans(small shit obviously). If you haven't realized it, majority of asylum is the same returning players with far and few between new players. That's all I got for the moment, everyone else can feel free to add shit in here. Just my shitty input tbh.

Really glad you guys are adding new content, thanks for your work BUT could you have not put it anywhere else? 

We just need another big streamer to restore Kavala's population and then it'll be business as usual.
 
When a server's population is reserved to hardened bitter veterans, it makes sense that new players aren't sticking around. Think back to when you were a new player and what got you into life servers.
What made life servers fun for me was chatting with randoms in populated areas, doing a variety of jobs, both legal and illegal, just for the fun of it, and getting into some crazy situations with gangs willing to RP. One time I got downed and kidnapped by a group of rebels, only to end up getting paid by them to help them defend cartels or break their buddies out of prison after chatting with them in their car for a while. 
 
Now think about being a new Altis Life player in 2019:
You join the server, and even Kavala is mostly devoid of life. You ask about making money on side chat and the answer you get is "meth in orca/hemtt." Well, good luck with that. You have little-to-no money, no gang worth their salt will accept you due to your playtime and skill level, and if you try doing a run in an offroad, not only will it take a LOOONG time, but after 45 minutes or so a group of rebels fully clad in body armor and magnified 7.62 rifles will drop in on you farming ephedra and kill you on sight to boost their bounty, even though they literally own the cartel you'd be paying at the end of your run. You can try to group up with some friendly dudes and try again with some 9mm SMG's to protect yourself, but chances are you'll still get wiped by the guy with thousands of hours played and RainMan-level knowledge of game mechanics.
Okay, so you aren't elite enough to play with the gangs and make the big money (or get anywhere near an illegal zone without getting clapped for that matter), so how about trying a legal activity? Tough shit, pal. When the 15-gang members on a 20-pop server get bored of guarding their uncontested cartel, they're gonna find you at peaches. Last thing you'll hear is "handsuphandsuphandsuphandsup." (In fact, that's probably the only thing you'll ever hear in direct because most chatting happens over TS/Discord now) Never mind the fact that you're unarmed and outnumbered; some people get a hard-on from padding their bounty, so instead of getting kidnapped and going on some wild adventure, you're just gonna get killed, revived, and killed again. Because fuck you.
 
TL;DR It's hard for new players to get started on a server dominated by autismos who religiously play it like it's their job. I'm not knocking the rebel lifestyle, but when it gets to the point where you're bullying new players off the server, you need to go outside and sort yourself out. A good way to start rebuilding our population would be to make the server more inviting to newbies. Whether you're a career rebel, full-time cop, Kavala troll, or whatever else...do your part and do some stupid crazy fun shit with a noob today! You'd be surprised at how fun this game can be when you put your gun away.