Kawaii

I’m sorry, there’s just too many exploits I enjoy with collision.

Medic is for vdm not crazy events 

Legalize VDM and make shedding great again!

I learned this from attending a Black Lives Matter protest.
I demand reparations for all my VDM bans over the years, regardless is they were deserved or not! I have endured trauma from the actions of former admins spanning the last 10 years. Payment is due directly from all the current admins' bank accounts. Contact me privately for appropriate routing information.
If you try to argue this I will call you a racist and get you fired from your job and permanently blackballed from future employment.

The sooner asylum staff realizes vdm isn't against the rules the sooner player pop beats olympus 

Being as this is a role play server I feel as though we should be allowed to role play as terrorist. I am a proud graduate of the Flight School of Jihad, in which we are taught how to expertly pilot planes whilst in the air into buildings and helicopters. I feel as though players should not be banned for expertly role playing as such.

Everything seemed fine until the 60-120k pay. You guys already make up to 1.7k every 5 minutes doing nothing but standing in a town what else you want.

Please welcome our newest Senior Admin @Innate.  Please give him time to get used to his role.  Otherwise, feel free to message him non-stop.
Many of you may already know, but there has been some recent drama in Asylum in the last few days.  A fellow admin had chose to take advantage of his powers and abilities to make bad decisions.  This is not what the Asylum Staff represents, and we encourage any one who witnesses any kind of behavior as such to come forward to the Staff Team/Owner if you see anything odd going on.  Our job is to maintain the server and it's integrity.  Many of us have been around for a long time and some of us have been around since the beginning, including myself (Boomer).  We want everyone to continue having a fun time, and to trust the staff team with any questions you may have going forward.
p.s.
In the spirit of Halloween - We are opening moderator applications again!  If you think you have what it takes to be a member of our staff team then feel free to apply.  Keep an eye out in the coming days for the moderator application section to open again.
Best of luck!
 

that will end well

Good change, bad addition. Fuck you @william

Everyone please welcome @HunterB into the rank of senior admin
 
and congratulations to our newest support team member
@william
 
Thank you
- Asylum Staff

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King type suggestion yikes:(

We already have 7 rebels and back in the day you only had 3, you'll be fine.

skill issue

Absolutely correct. That is Bamboo Unions job and no rebel/cartel gaylords are going to take that away from us

Absolutely correct. That is Bamboo Unions job and no rebel/cartel gaylords are going to take that away from us

You are thinking into this too much..
Ticketing: You are not required to reduce anyone's ticket... (some people may deserve a reduction, but ultimately it is your choice). If reducing someones ticket is distressing you to an extent that you feel rules need to be changed, then don't reduce it, just suck it up and stick by your choice.
Money: Give me the name of any person complaining about how much money they spend, I'll take one look at their bank account and I promise you each and every time that they will have millions in their bank account. On the flip side, the people who are sub $1 million need to take a break and focus on money saving/making for a small period of time.
"Pointless events": A small change in mindset goes a long way. There is no such thing as a pointless event. Sure, the rebels may not be trying to benefit from the event (like an Alamo), but why does that matter to you? There's less on the line for you to lose. It's an opportunity to arrest the highest bounties on the server. My advice is that you change the way you think of "pointless events", work more on teamwork, and focus on one on one teaching for those that are less experienced (trainings are not effective, 1:1 is much more effective). Stop yourself from thinking that these events are the rebels trying to piss you off or shit on you (this is a reoccurring complaint I've heard), instead think of it as an opportunity. After all, this is just another part of the game. 

bruh. You just suggested for cops to robocop everybody and not show up to federal events which pumps the economy with cash.
 
What in the fuck is this suggestion.

I like my apd impoverished

This takes the cake for the shittiest cop suggestion of all time. Just wow.

I’m going to be completely honest with you. This is something that will most likely never come back. Also, you said it yourself the LTs come to raid and they grenade. There are other policies in plus for SGT plus when a player kills himself to escape. 

@OB1When I started I was selling mats every day. Then my mats didn't sell for a month at $125-140 per. Then I lowered the price to $115 per and a days farm didn't sell for a week. On top of that people still wanted to undercut me at $115 per and everyone nagged me to go lower and at $115 its almost not worth it for me. So I started doing other things but maybe I'll try to dedicate one day to putting some mats up because I've been getting a few messages about it as it seems the undercutters weren't very reliable sellers. 
@KawaiiThanks
@DoombaCool though it seems they approved a significantly worse version of the idea in my opinion. Needing to stay in your car the whole time is a really big nerf. If you could stay outside your car within the drug processor radius like normal you would at least have some chance to defend yourself. Again this wouldn't decrease the risk of processing except I suppose for the few seconds you are not in the trunk menu watching your surroundings? Debatably this increases risk because as many including myself have noted if you die up to an entire trunks worth of progress is reset. Also when sitting in a car processing and trouble comes you have the option to either drive off and lose your progress or get out and fight and lose your progress. If you could process from outside the vehicle within the normal processing radius you would be incentivized to stay and fight to keep your progress. Also considering your movement restrictions you are most likely at a disadvantage. This increases the likelihood of a fight rather than a chase which could potentially end in a drown vehicle and therefore a more beneficial outcome for robbers. Not to mention processors like meth lab where it's difficult or even possible to get a vehicle close to the processor or scroll wheel them from inside the vehicle. Though this could have solutions with both methods. 
Yes Apex Predator lets you do this and that would be awkward for bounty hunters who worked toward that ability given stripping for everyone was added. Though Patato suggested (perhaps jokingly) gear could be stripped for the cost of the gear which wouldn't make Apex Predator strictly worse and I think that's a great idea. 
 

Farmersville loves hide n seek

so what you're saying is i should start going to every fed event solo and hiding with a ghillie suit?