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Hi, I'm someone who dosn't play anymore but seeks a sense of belonging so I return to the forms daily

Hi, I'm someone who dosn't play anymore but seeks a sense of belonging so I return to the forms daily

I would just like to say thank you to all the people that have made my time here on the servers such a blast! It was fun, but I just don't ever see myself ever getting back into Asylum, or any other Arma server, again. This is probably overdue because I have not played in a few months. I would like to give special thanks to the people who have made my time here such a great time:
@dynasty381 Thank you for always kicking me from the TS servers <3 
@S k r o o d ^ DONAR RAYBLE
@SafeMode Thank you for being the personality
@X Jake Thank you for being the skill
@The Weeb For carrying my fat ass
@Zodiac For carrying the team in Rust
@UNDERC0VER for being a trash pilot and driver 
@Erron White AKA Erron "Exploit" White for being a meme
@Shaq Daddy Guitar is harder than the bass

@Guardian "ifrit skins = Hacks" 
Special thanks to: 
@Crunchedd I would like to thank you dad for letting getting me into my first true gang <3
@Cory B Thank you so much for leading and making everything possible even if I was only ever a meat sheild
@Sugarfoot Thank's for being a figure to look up to, in game and in real life and for carrying me in R6S when I would play
@Penguin_ For being happy one second and angry the next xd
Also a thanks to everyone else
@PeytonCx @Yung Carti @Thor... @Conner_K  @Young Bull @TWO-CRUNK @FoBi3s @James Anderson @Ghostshot @George @Notey @Jack H @Kevingreen23
Also a thanks to the Asylum team for making the servers possible even if you guys don't always provide what the players want. 
 
 

or, you know, copy the code from the cop side where "illegal items" get seized to the nearest vehicle. There you go.

Not everyone has friends, this gives an unfair advantage to social people.
Please balance this appropriately.

That's all I read. I knew it was gonna get technical

Also keep in mind, that it maybe just be the ammo used. For example. I can buy a Spar 16( illegal ) but purchase 5.56 green tracers from bounty hunter and that gun will down players. The yellow tracers will kill

First off, if they had a 7.62 you would have to get the marksman perk and remove master bounty hunter, so let's not make a way to circumnavigate a problem. And it would also put more strain on the servers because you would have to have the same amount of comands as if you were to drop it, if not more. Not just remove gun from x > place gun at xyz  but remove gun > place container w/ gun > (that's two, spawning the container then placing the gun) or to find the vehical would be a nightmare if you had more that one out at a time. 

what are you too poor to buy your own gear or something 

After reading through the forums today and watching several bush did 9/11 documentaries, I think I’ve come to an accurate conclusion on the state of Asylum and its BE (BattleEye) kicks.
Now, looking at the official trailer, I begin to assume the game was officially announced in January 2015, LONG before the BE kicks began in MAY of 2016 (I didn’t play then but this is a general consensus I’ve seen in a couple forum posts, correct me if I’m wrong.) Of course, following the trailer, the game receives tons of hype, boasting hundreds of thousands of dollars on Kickstarter, and an overall positive response. However, hype begins to slowly fade as most Asylum players and normies (in this case, people who preordered/expressed interest in Identity but didnt/don’t play Asylum) realize that the game is a huge expectation for a relatively small company. The game fails to release soon enough, and Identity falls slightly into irrelevance. This is where the spooky shit begins. Paratus realizes how shitty it would be to get all this money crowdfunded then blow it all doing nothing, or doing something and having no one play it or buy it. SO, he initiates plan G (for my least favorite dev) and starts “battleeye” kicks in May 2016 (Again, correct me if I’m wrong I didn’t play then)At first, nobody gives a shit, cuz like, it’s a relatively small issue for a game that is so great. But, as the issue persists, it starts to become very irritating, and people start to complain. Blame is thrown left and right, whether it’s Bohemia, Bamf, Server Hosts or plain old DDoS. People start to get angry, and gradually, people start to leave the server, however, content continues to be added, and the servers (arguably) continue to get better. 
Disclaimer: AlthoUgh I state the BE kicks began in May of 2016, the first available forum post I can find stating “Mass Kicks” was by Bamf in Sept of 2016. It doesn’t matter which is correct though, because it means they began either before or around the time the admin Will makes a post on the forums drumming up this fancy game Identity. Keep in mind, more and more devs are beginning to blame Bohemia, and other NONE asylum sources. So now, anyone who dislikes the mass kicks but likes the traditional Asylum feel can just pre order Identity. And more and more, as the servers get worse and worse, people start to want Identity. This brings us to now, where the servers are at a precipice of complete ruin. No more are all 4 servers running at once, and no more can you play for a full restart without getting kicked or having a lag spike AT LEAST once. And what do you know, IDENTITY’s first module releases very soon, probably in the next few months.
 
Are BattleEye kicks just a way to increase popularity for Identity? Because why would you want to play Identity when you have an incredibly similar game in a server for a game you already own? 
 
TL;DR: Paratus is a cuck 

you watch shit like this
 
 

@Xehons This you?

It's stored in a SQL database, the server uses a server mod callled extDB3 to access the data and holds that as a variable on the server when he joins. It's possible to alter it only if you have access to the debug console and are scripting.

half of asylum doesnt even know how to leave their houses, let alone their rooms. If you think they can break outta zip ties u on some next level shit.

This. Same thing with Razer headphones. 

Hi, I'm someone who dosn't play anymore but seeks a sense of belonging so I return to the forms daily

I found the problem @Sugarfoot

Hi, I'm someone who dosn't play anymore but seeks a sense of belonging so I return to the forms daily

http://plays.tv/video/5a46deecc25f7b2e8c/-ghostshot

...

"hands up or be killed"
*puts hands up*
"spam nine or be killed"
 
* you have joined the gang Tax Collectors*
 
 
They are clearly innovators.

browsing old forums and i found this on one of the patch notes. 
 

Dammit you got me. Better go change my name.

What kind of insult is that? 

Holy fuck some of you kids should've been aborted.