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Ode to Ronald


Patrick Swayze

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*Sing to the tune of American Pie (the day music died)*

 

A LONG MONG TIME AGO, I CAN STILL REMEMBER GINGER RON LIVING IN DENIAL.............................. 
ABOUT HIS ARMA 3 HACKS AND HIS GAY GREY TRACKIE DACKS AND HOW HE CALLED BULLY A CHILD..............................

BULLY HAD PICKLED HIS LIVER... ASSWOOPING ON CS HE DID DELIVER... 
A LOSS RON COULD NOT ACCEPT...HE JUST HIT THE DIS CONNECT.... 
I CANT SAY THAT I CRIED WHEN RON SAID BULLY UR FUCKEN FRIED,,, 
BUT HEY RON AT LEAST U TRIED... THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED....

SO BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH 

DID RON WRITE HIS OWN SCRIPTS BRUV
AND IS HE SHOWING GNASHES SOME LOVE?
COS HE DOESNT BAN HIM SOOO..
RON BELIEVES IN TOUNGUEING GNASHES HOLE..
AND HE LIKES TO CARESS HIS EVERY ROLL
AND BELIEVES THAT SOMEHOW IT WILL EARN HIM A SOUL..

WE KNOW THAT RON IS IN LOVE WITH JIN..
AND WEARS HIS BALLS UPON HIS CHIN..
BUT HEY WHATEVER KEEPS HIM AMUSEEDD
EVEN IF THAT MEANS PUSHING ADMIN POOOOOOSSS

RON IS A PALE WHITE GINGER FAT FUCK
WHOSE GAY FOR MEN THE SIZE OF A TRUCK
SO MISS EVO UR OUT OF LUCK
THE DAY THIER FRIENDSHIP DIED...

BULLY STARTED SINGING SO BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH 

AT LEAST TEN GUYS RON HAS GONE N BLOWN
GOD KNOWS HOW MANY HES GIVEN THE BONE
LAST I HEARD HE CONTRACTED H I V

RON PERFORMED CAKEFARTS FOR THE QUEEN N KING, WITH PUDDING HE BORROWED FROM BADABING WHILE HE TONGUED OL TRILOGYS STINKY RINGGG
AND WHILE RON ENJOYED TONGUEING BROWN, WHILTS WEARING HIS MOTHERS DRESSING GOWN
THE COURTROOM WAS ADJOURNED
A GAY VERDICT WAS RETURNEDDD

AND WHEN THE DAY HAD TURNED TO DARK
RON PRACTICED GAY SEX IN THE PARK
AND MONG WAS BULLYS ONLY REMARK
THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED.

BULLY STARTED SINGING BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH 

HELTER SKELTER IN A HOMELESS SHELTER
RON DREAMS OF WORKING IN AN IRON SMELTER
8 POUND AN HOUR WHILE TONGUING ASSSSSSSSSSS.. 
SUDENLY TRILOGAY PASSES GAS, 
RON COLLAPSES ON THE GRASS, 
WITH GNASHES ON THE SIDELINE LIL DICK @ HALF MAST......
POO PARTICLE AIR TO RON IS SWEET PERFUME..
BUT H I V WILL BE HIS DOOOM
HE GOT UP TO DANCE...
BUT EVERYONE RIDICULED HIS GAY GREY PANTSS..
COS HE FORGOT TO WEAR A CONDOM SHIELD..
ON ALL THOSE HOMOS THAT HE DRILLED..
HIV STATUS NOW REVEALED...
THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED...

BULLY STARTED SINGING SO BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH 

ALL THE GAY ADMINS IN ONE PLACE
TAKING TURNS RIDING RONALDS FACE
AS HE SCREAMED AGAIN AND AGAIN....

RON LUBES HIS ASS SO ITS NICE N SLICK
AS LAGRANGE BONES HIM WITH HIS LTTLE DICK
COS ADMINS ARE RONALDS ONLY FRIEND
AND AS RONALD GOT DOMED ON EVERY STAGE
HE UNINSTALLS IN A GINGER RAGE
NO HACKS ANYONE COULD SELL
COULD MATCH BULLYS SKILLS WELL
AS THE GINGER FADED OFF INTO THE NIGHT
TO FIGHT BULLY HE KNEW WAS NOT RIGHT..
HE GOES HOME MAKES GNASHES SQUEAL IN DELIGHT
THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED...

BULLY STARTED SINGING BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH 

RON SOMETIMES ITS OK TO LOSE..
TO A COOKING POT AND SOMEONE STEAL UR SHOES..
WE STILL SMILE AND ACCEPT UR GAY..
TO LIFE THERE IS SOO MUCH MORE
THAN BEING A FORUM LIKEWHORE..
AND WEARING THOSE TRACKIES ...THAT ARE GREYYYY..
BETWEEN THE SHEETS KILLSWITCH SCREAMED..
RONALD CRIED, AS HIS ASS WAS REAMED
NOT A WORD WAS SPOKEN...
RON WAS WAY TOO INTO THE POKING..
THE THREE MEN HE ADMIRES MOST...
BADABING GNASHES AND PADRINOS..
HE INVITES THEM ROUND FOR A SUNDAY SPITROAST...
THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED....

BULLY STARTED SINGING BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH

BULLY STARTED SINGING BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH

 

Written by @Bully, a song dedicated to @Ronald

 

 

Edited by Patrick Swayze
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