I want to have a baby

[kryptonthegamer]

I suddenly this past 2 weeks have an insane desire to have a baby...don’t care with who as long as they are 5’9” or taller and they have to be a little psychotic/out there lol

 

explain why I desire this

[MR. COW]

You hit puperty?

[kryptonthegamer]

3 minutes ago, MR. COW said:

You hit puperty?

I remember you reporting me a long time ago and the Senior apd staff laughed at how autistic you were

[kryptonthegamer]

Just now, ron the player said:

 

Bad idea

Ronnie why?

[DeSt]

Feel like you the type of guy to end up on jerry springer vibe.

[Bag Of Funyuns]

Let’s fuck

[Swade White]

4 minutes ago, Bag Of Funyuns said:

Let’s fuck

That's how babies are made??

[DeSt]

6 minutes ago, Bag Of Funyuns said:

Let’s fuck

the only person you will fuck are the innocent civs on altis with your 20 percent tax.

Edited April 29, 2019 by DeSt

[kryptonthegamer]

8 minutes ago, DeSt said:

Feel like you the type of guy to end up on jerry springer vibe.

Idk hopefully not I will probably kill the mother tho

[EthanS]

Just be this “man”

https://people.com/human-interest/wyley-simpson-pregnant-man-baby-boy-texas/amp/

Edited April 29, 2019 by EthanS

[Mitch (IFRIT)]

YOUR DESIRE IS MISGUIDED.

 

[kryptonthegamer]

6 minutes ago, Mitch (IFRIT) said:

YOUR DESIRE IS MISGUIDED.

 

I thibk I am slightly psychopathic...I have desires that do not make sense even to myself. I cannot feel emotion except towards the people that I desire to USE for my own good (I don’t even love the girls I date I’ve figured out, I just hate losing the ability to use them)

I also do not fear death rather embrace it and hope that I get assassinated and I actually am usually paranoid that I WILL someday get assassinated for one reason or another. 

I am still a great gamer nonetheless

[HomeTrlx]

46 minutes ago, kryptonthegamer said:

I thibk I am slightly psychopathic...I have desires that do not make sense even to myself. I cannot feel emotion except towards the people that I desire to USE for my own good (I don’t even love the girls I date I’ve figured out, I just hate losing the ability to use them)

I also do not fear death rather embrace it and hope that I get assassinated and I actually am usually paranoid that I WILL someday get assassinated for one reason or another. 

I am still a great gamer nonetheless

dafuq

[william]

[Bag Of Funyuns]

1 hour ago, DeSt said:

the only person you will fuck are the innocent civs on altis with your 20 percent tax.

Must continue !!

[JoeDa]

Lmfao I'd rather not have you give birth to the next school shooter in America.

P L E A S E D O N T R E P R O D U C E

[Shane McCoy]

1 hour ago, kryptonthegamer said:

I thibk I am slightly psychopathic...I have desires that do not make sense even to myself. I cannot feel emotion except towards the people that I desire to USE for my own good (I don’t even love the girls I date I’ve figured out, I just hate losing the ability to use them)

I also do not fear death rather embrace it and hope that I get assassinated and I actually am usually paranoid that I WILL someday get assassinated for one reason or another. 

I am still a great gamer nonetheless

[Bandit]

2 hours ago, kryptonthegamer said:

I thibk I am slightly psychopathic...I have desires that do not make sense even to myself. I cannot feel emotion except towards the people that I desire to USE for my own good (I don’t even love the girls I date I’ve figured out, I just hate losing the ability to use them)

I also do not fear death rather embrace it and hope that I get assassinated and I actually am usually paranoid that I WILL someday get assassinated for one reason or another. 

I am still a great gamer nonetheless

Totally unrelated question, would you happen to be on a “No fly list”?

[DJB]

Bc it means you get to finally have sex? lol jk jk

Edited April 29, 2019 by Wop

[painkiller]

dont do it bruh, do it when u are like 29, u got to be financially stabil and have the matureness to take care of a kid.

[Steve]

2 hours ago, kryptonthegamer said:

I thibk I am slightly psychopathic...I have desires that do not make sense even to myself. I cannot feel emotion except towards the people that I desire to USE for my own good (I don’t even love the girls I date I’ve figured out, I just hate losing the ability to use them)

I also do not fear death rather embrace it and hope that I get assassinated and I actually am usually paranoid that I WILL someday get assassinated for one reason or another. 

I am still a great gamer nonetheless

Only Krypton can say all this and make it semi believable

[Sp0on]

buy a cat/dog and go enjoy being young.


dont bring a kid into this world just because you "feel like having one."


do us all that favor.

[Seán That Irish Guy]

Krypton, this sort of thing is to be kept to the confines of the snap group. The public will not comprehend you motives my friend. Come back to the light.

Edited April 29, 2019 by Sean That Irish Guy

[Big Fred]

3 hours ago, kryptonthegamer said:

I also do not fear death rather embrace it and hope that I get assassinated and I actually am usually paranoid that I WILL someday get assassinated for one reason or another. 

 

Just start some beef with @Proud. He'll be there within 2 years and get it sorted.

[Yung Tommy]

5 hours ago, MR. COW said:

You hit puperty?

did no one else acknowledge he said PUPERTY?

[kryptonthegamer]

10 hours ago, JoeDa said:

Lmfao I'd rather not have you give birth to the next school shooter in America.

P L E A S E D O N T R E P R O D U C E

Joeda I wouldn’t mind if you died during vietnam

[JIMBO]

aww! thats so sweet krypton, can't wait to meet the kids! 

[kryptonthegamer]

2 hours ago, Jimbo said:

aww! thats so sweet krypton, can't wait to meet the kids! 

If more than one kid comes out that vagina one is going to foster care

[Tricks]

8 hours ago, kryptonthegamer said:

If more than one kid comes out that vagina one is going to foster care

If you choose to provide more expensive essentials and add common perks, you could easily spend over $745,000 from birth to age 18, according to our calculations.

 

RIP your bank account..... 

[wollie35]

4 hours ago, Tricks said:

If you choose to provide more expensive essentials and add common perks, you could easily spend over $745,000 from birth to age 18, according to our calculations.

 

RIP your bank account..... 

does America get like money from the gouverment when they have children or is that a no?

edit: asking cause in the netherlands u get money monthly from the gouverment when u have kids (till 18)

 

Edited April 30, 2019 by wollie35

[Tricks]

9 minutes ago, wollie35 said:

does America get like money from the gouverment when they have children or is that a no?

edit: asking cause in the netherlands u get money monthly from the gouverment when u have kids (till 18)

 

Depends on your income. You may get money for food and clothes but not like money to pay bills and stuff, in michigan we have a thing called bridge cards. Also that was including college and more then the bare minimum of everything.

[Cheech'nChong]

You sure those roids were for human consumption buddy? 

[kryptonthegamer]

3 minutes ago, Cheech'nChong said:

You sure those roids were for human consumption buddy? 

No they’re for cattle only and Destroy human brains but idc

 

i have fucked way too many chubby chicks due to them

[Cheech'nChong]

52 minutes ago, kryptonthegamer said:

No they’re for cattle only and Destroy human brains but idc

 

i have fucked way too many chubby chicks due to them

More cushion for the pushing my man

[Dull]

1 hour ago, Cheech'nChong said:

You sure those roids were for human consumption buddy? 

Roids for what? His chicken legs? The girls that workout at my gym has bigger legs than that beta cuck.

 

[Cheech'nChong]

2 minutes ago, Dull said:

Roids for what? His chicken legs? The girls that workout at my gym has bigger legs than that beta cuck.

 

That gym must be huge if its large enough for both your massive forehead and your ego

[Dull]

29 minutes ago, Cheech'nChong said:

That gym must be huge if its large enough for both your massive forehead and your ego

You sound pretty surprised about the existence of huge gyms that can fit stuff. You'll probably see 1 or 2 if you roll up the curtains in your server, I mean your room. 

Edited April 30, 2019 by Dull

[kryptonthegamer]

4 hours ago, Cheech'nChong said:

That gym must be huge if its large enough for both your massive forehead and your ego

Remmeber when full used to play asylum 12 hours a day sleep for 5 then game again??

[Cheech'nChong]

14 hours ago, Dull said:

You sound pretty surprised about the existence of huge gyms that can fit stuff. You'll probably see 1 or 2 if you roll up the curtains in your server, I mean your room. 

Dont think you even realise either of us hardly ever plays these days. Your insult almost made sense there for a second bud, keep trying! I got a feeling that you're on the spectrum, am I right? If so I should stop making fun of you and your meaty head.

[uc.]

15 hours ago, Dull said:

You sound pretty surprised about the existence of huge gyms that can fit stuff. You'll probably see 1 or 2 if you roll up the curtains in your server, I mean your room. 

Kys retard