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the longer I look at this post the more I notice...

 

 

 

you're wearing a safety vest. oh the irony

 

 

 

 

also, you have the nourished talent?!

 

 

 

-10 THIRST?!!

 

 

 

 

YOU'RE RUNNING METH WITH A SMALL BACKPACK?!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

NO NIGHTVISION GOGGLES!?!?!?!?

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22 minutes ago, Ron Johnson said:

the longer I look at this post the more I notice...

you're wearing a safety vest. oh the irony

also, you have the nourished talent?!

-10 THIRST?!!

YOU'RE RUNNING METH WITH A SMALL BACKPACK?!!!!

NO NIGHTVISION GOGGLES!?!?!?!?

Gotta keep a safety vest on at all times when operating heavy equipment. 
Apples contain 84% water, but for some reason, they don't do nuttin for thirst on Altis Life.
Large backpacks with the safety vest make me look fat.
I don't need nightvision. The good Lord gives me light.

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9 hours ago, Ron Johnson said:

the longer I look at this post the more I notice...

 

 

 

you're wearing a safety vest. oh the irony

 

 

 

 

also, you have the nourished talent?!

 

 

 

-10 THIRST?!!

 

 

 

 

YOU'RE RUNNING METH WITH A SMALL BACKPACK?!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

NO NIGHTVISION GOGGLES!?!?!?!?

Your the biggest shitter on asylum quit acting tough retard

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14 hours ago, Master27411 said:

Did you get it off the rock

I had to call my friends in Space Turtles  for a tow. Unfortunarely their pilot hadn't worn his safety vest in a while, so he got it tangled up in a HEMMT Box at ephedra. Needless to say I never got the tow.

Then Jeff came up with the idea of camouflaging the van with barley bushes until we could get it out of there. Which we did.

Unfortunately we camouflaged it a little bit too good, so we couldn't find it ourselves later.

We had to call the APD and have them search for it with an unmanned areal vehicle. Which they did.

Unfortunately, they found it more than ten meters off the road and decided to search it due to APD Offroading policy. Which they did.

Needless to say, it wasn't the best idea to call the cops in the first place.

To our surprise though, all they could find was an entire stash of Barley inside the van. Not a single ephedra leaf.

We are still looking for the meth to this day and have initiated a full blown investigation.

I'll keep you posted on our continued progress with any new pic or video clip.

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