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Dunder Pimpflin, now with Amazon Prime!

It's not Delivery, it's Dunder Pimpflin!

Do you have a need for something? Running low on guns, ammo, meth supplies, or even reinforcements?

Dunder Pimpflin has you covered! We now deliver to active engagement sights!

Here's how it works, in what we have dubbed "The Process":

The Process

  1. You find a Deliverer online (any member of the gang), and send them a text message of what you need.
  2. The Deliverer will text you a price!
  3. Once the cost of the materials has been paid, they will text you the location to pickup your items! This can take up to ten minutes due to the gathering of said items, if for some reason our warehouses don't have your item in stock.note: Dunder Pimpflin Deliverers will be recording, meaning that if you fail to pickup your items within ten minutes, it is on you. The Deliverer will be standing guard, however, to ensure nobody steals your package.
  4. If you are requesting reinforcements, you will be asked to add a location for said reinforcements. Once the location is settled, it is up to the Deliverer's discretion to accept or not. Should they, it will only be a flat fee of $200,000! We will arrive with the full arsenal of democracy Dunder Pimpflin, and assist in the fight to the best of our ability!

 

Have any questions? Feel free to ask us in game, or to leave a message here!

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, GO7NEY said:

I like how it says 'to the best of our ability'.

Basically that means they die and do nothing but they still tried and they fuck off with the 200,000.

Gold.

Yeah I don't trust a gang named after a sub-par soap opera that can't even use the correct SITES in their post.

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