My Christmas Wish List

[Steve kelly]

Dear Santa (Olio) or  Mrs clause ( Volunteer281 )

 

I have been a very good boy this year and have be awarded 69 stickers by my police LT , I am turning 20 and have a few things In mind for Christmas.

 

• Golden knee pads from Kennith's shop (police issue)
• a pair of police pilot overalls 
• 500k wired to my Swiss bank account 
• a 2016 issue women's weekly
• a  golden donuts card
• a Brand new  abrams tank 
• a custom BMX bike
• a cure for aids
• a cure for crippling depression
• a nude of Gnashes 
• a copy of the Quran 
• a kazoo
• dank memes
• a copy of identity with 10k in-game money and a penthouse
• a pepper the pig play set 
• a Thomas the tank engine ride on 

 

Thx Santa love Steve 

 

 

 

Edited December 24, 2016 by Steve kelly

[BioHazard]

Lol I love it

Edited December 24, 2016 by BioHazard

[Sneaky]

As an official representative elf of @Volunteer281 I regret to inform you that none of this is possible.

[Steve kelly]

Just now, Sneaky said:

As an official representative elf of @Volunteer281 I regret to inform you that none of this is possible.

The Grinch of Christmas is mean , go get Santa for me  

[Sneaky]

Just now, Steve kelly said:

The Grinch of Christmas is mean , go get Santa for me  

I contacted him but he asked me "who is steve kelly?"

[Steve kelly]

@SneakyTell him I sat on his lap last year befor he got arrested for charges of sexual assault on a minor 

Edited December 24, 2016 by Steve kelly

[Sneaky]

1 hour ago, Steve kelly said:

@SneakyTell him I sat on his lap last year befor he got arrested for charges of sexual assault on a minor 

He said he remembers you now. He asked me to seize all of your asylum assets to compensate for the bail he had to pay. Collection date is December 25th.

[Steve kelly]

1 minute ago, Sneaky said:

He said he remembers you now. He asked me to seize all of your asylum assets to compensate for the bail he had to pay. Collection date is December 25th.

An injunction was filed to the federal court  which nullifies any attempt to seized my property or assets  ,  docket number 2325364 filed on the 23/11/15 

Edited December 25, 2016 by Steve kelly

[Mitch (IFRIT)]

6 minutes ago, Steve kelly said:

An injunction was filed to the federal court  which nullifies any attempt to seized my property or assets  ,  docket number 2325364 filed on the 23/11/15 

11/23/16

[Steve kelly]

Just now, (IFRIT)Mitch said:

11/23/16

mate it goes the dd/mm/y

[Mitch (IFRIT)]

Just now, Steve kelly said:

mate it goes the dd/mm/y

Don't even get me started. Right side of the road, Fahrenheit and mm/dd/year

[Steve kelly]

2 hours ago, (IFRIT)Mitch said:

Don't even get me started. Right side of the road, Fahrenheit and mm/dd/year

Words cannot express my desire to slap you r

[Sneaky]

4 hours ago, Steve kelly said:

An injunction was filed to the federal court  which nullifies any attempt to seized my property or assets  ,  docket number 2325364 filed on the 23/11/15 

Sorry you aren't speaking in FREEDOM FORMAT so i cannot understand what youre trying to say here.

[Eric916]

6 hours ago, Sneaky said:

I contacted him but he asked me "who is steve kelly?"

awwww  

[Sneaky]

9 minutes ago, Eric916 said:

awwww  

rip in peace

[Steve kelly]

52 minutes ago, Sneaky said:

Sorry you aren't speaking in FREEDOM FORMAT so i cannot understand what youre trying to say here.

spreading the joy of invading a sovereign nation for its oil and spreading its ideals across the world. 

Edited December 25, 2016 by Steve kelly

[Sneaky]

4 minutes ago, Steve kelly said:

spreading the joy of invading a sovereign nation for its oil and spreading its ideals across the world. 

Well if you truly felt the excitement of using freedom units then you'd be spreading that across the world too. inches and feet and miles get me so excited about life.

[DØSWÄNG]

I simply just wish to be unbanned so I can spread love along with aids but thats just me

[Steve kelly]

1 hour ago, Sneaky said:

Well if you truly felt the excitement of using freedom units then you'd be spreading that across the world too. inches and feet and miles get me so excited about life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP-zxMmqBZ0

[Sneaky]

8 minutes ago, Steve kelly said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP-zxMmqBZ0

I have seen this in the past, still funny.

[Steve kelly]

Its boxing day and I want my presies @Olio @( Volunteer281

[Yung Jaypl]

Denied