my arma is broke, help pls

[bunni]

I can't log into asylum servers. Every time I log in, I get past lobby and get put into a black screen that says, "Finishing client setup procedure." After my game freezes and I have to close it. I can play other servers fine, just not asylum. I've restarted steam, arma3, re-installed my game, verified game cache, and disabled my parameters. I've also tried turning my pc on and off because tiger told me to. I've been told it could be on asylums end and that I have to speak to an admin as well. If you know how to fix this, help pls. 

[Axe]

You're banned  

If its an Asylum problem, you might need to put in a General support ticket. 

Also, try clearing your MPMissions. Something might be fucked up and not allowing the mission to verify.

[Tiger]

Did you try the magnet part? 

[bunni]

Just now, Tiger said:

Did you try the magnet part? 

I tried the magnet. I also smashed it against my wall a few times too. Idk what to do from here. Maybe turn it off and on again?

[Tiger]

1 minute ago, ✪ Bunni said:

I tried the magnet. I also smashed it against my wall a few times too. Idk what to do from here. Maybe turn it off and on again?

Have you tried shaking it?

[Jwilly]

4 minutes ago, Tiger said:

Did you try the magnet part? 

yeah bunni while ur doing the magnet thing rub ur socks on carpet and then rub ur hands on all ur pc components

[Blake Kingsin]

Tryy unplugging it from the wall and shove the plug in your ass. It'll give oyur PC enough power to function right.

[Blake Kingsin]

Try pouring a cup of cold water on your processors while at it because it might be overheating.

Edited March 1, 2017 by Blake Kingsin

[Jwilly]

Also it may help to take out ur hard drive or ssd wrap it in tinfoil and then put it in the microwave for 30 seconds. That should clean your memory

[Mr. Slick]

Grab your motherboard and smash it against the wall should work.

[Djmon]

Sounds like your Ethernet is Infected. look for a program called Dolphin.exe and delete it then place a few ice cubes on the outlet brick. Once your PC is "cool enough" download more ram and paint some flames on the side so its faster. 

[pan fried]

[Bera]

sounds like there is something wrong w/ your asylum profile/achievements. probably need an admin to wipe your achievements

[Scre^m]

sounds like a software issue. id recommend updating all of your drivers at pornhub.com

also click on the ad that says "grow your dick up to 7 inches" as a bonus. worked like a charm

Edited March 1, 2017 by Scre^m

[Bishop]

Prob the sidechat filter acting up

[FoBi3s]

try deleting Altis MP Mission. the file probably corrupted.

 

[Notey]

uninstall and don't play

[^Connor_K]

uninstall and reinstall steam? maybe try playing under a different name? uninstall mods and scripts? get help from an admin? gl

[Henry Facesmasher]

Is it possible you have a mod installed?

If you can join other servers with no issues then it's an Asylum thing. I would definately check to see if you accidentally installed a mod on accident, then hop to a different server, one that you haven't tried yet and see if you can get in.