Flax Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Babies are soo fucking annoying. Don't have a child til you're ready. Don't even have sex til you're ready! Females and kids will just stress you the fuck out! BoDjango, Google™, Kyle_ and 29 others like this Link to comment
Noliver. Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, Psycotic said: Don't even have sex til you're ready Condoms? Kettles and .Sean like this Link to comment
Roice Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 DankChester, Mitch (IFRIT), Boone and 20 others like this Link to comment
Flax Posted July 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 10 minutes ago, Bob1 said: Condoms? No bro. They break Link to comment
Reformed Katheeri Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 What the fuck Turtle Burtle likes this Link to comment
Flax Posted July 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Just now, Katheeri said: What the fuck You wouldn't know. You're too young. Isaac Cox :) :) likes this Link to comment
HomeTrlx Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Psycotic said: No bro. They break So your baby is a happy accident? Edited July 8, 2017 by HomeTrlx Turtle Burtle likes this Link to comment
Midamaru Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Rare footage of @Psycotic and his son General Baked Potatoes, bunni, Google™ and 13 others like this Link to comment
Faceless_ Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 What I've always been told, No glove, No love. Link to comment
massi Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Some good advice right here, stick to hentai fellas Thor... likes this Link to comment
Tricks Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 pull out game weak. Bot 444 likes this Link to comment
bigjohn561 Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 On 7/8/2017 at 9:29 AM, Psycotic said: Babies are soo fucking annoying. Don't have a child til you're ready. Don't even have sex til you're ready! Females and kids will just stress you the fuck out! But.... But.... But... The tax returns are AWESOME! Jwilly and Google™ like this Link to comment
Krypton:) Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 But you're a sgt I thought you set a big boy Link to comment
Flax Posted July 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 On 7/8/2017 at 11:39 AM, HomeTrlx said: So your baby is a happy accident? Well he definitely wasnt an accident. My girlfriend wanted a child so i didnt pull out a few times. Link to comment
Trig Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 23 minutes ago, Psycotic said: Well he definitely wasnt an accident. My girlfriend wanted a child so i didnt pull out a few times. How many kids you got then Link to comment
Manolo Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 too late I have a 4 yo and a wife and they both let me do what ever i want... You just have to pick the good ones! My son already plays GTAv and Arma I may need to build him a system soon! Reformed Katheeri, Le Razoir, Farmer Steve and 1 other like this Link to comment
Gatorade Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 @Crunchedd, I just push my woman down the stairs. That's my secret Google™ and Steve like this Link to comment
Crunchedd Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Sugarfoot said: @Crunchedd, I just push my woman down the stairs. That's my secret i just piss people off thats my secret Link to comment
Krypton:) Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Crunchedd said: i just piss people off thats my secret You probably piss your gang mates off being so bad Trig and DJB like this Link to comment
Crunchedd Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 20 minutes ago, krickenBacker said: You probably piss your gang mates off being so bad haha probably DJB likes this Link to comment
Clint Beastwood Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 I'd die for my wife and my daughter, but yes, sometimes they make you want to dive head first into a wood chipper. Still wouldnt change a thing though. Sp0on, Isaac Cox :) :), Le Razoir and 6 others like this Link to comment
HomeTrlx Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 13 hours ago, Clint Beastwood said: I'd die for my wife and my daughter, but yes, sometimes they make you want to dive head first into a wood chipper. Still wouldnt change a thing though. Lul Link to comment
Le Razoir Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 (edited) When my child sleeps, I look at him and it is so beautiful that I would eat him. When he wakes up, I wonder why I did not..... Edited July 12, 2017 by Le Razoir Clint Beastwood, massi (IFRIT), Innate and 1 other like this Link to comment
Krypton:) Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 I am Infertile and VERY happy Link to comment
petelil Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 On 7/8/2017 at 7:51 PM, Roicesb said: I found this whole thread amusing, but when I read this tweet..man! Is this fucking hilarious or a bitter truth? :| Link to comment
Yung Spacegod. Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 On 7/8/2017 at 10:29 AM, Psycotic said: Babies are soo fucking annoying. Don't have a child til you're ready. Don't even have sex til you're ready! Females and kids will just stress you the fuck out! On 7/8/2017 at 1:49 PM, Tricks said: pull out game weak. Link to comment
Tricks Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 29 minutes ago, Space. said: hehe Link to comment
Reformed Katheeri Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 On 7/12/2017 at 2:08 AM, Clint Beastwood said: I'd die for my wife and my daughter, but yes, sometimes they make you want to dive head first into a wood chipper. Still wouldnt change a thing though. YOU HAVE CHILDREN WHAT THE FUCK AND YOU WATCH PORN AND YOUR PICTURE IS TITS AND U AHVE A GIF OF ASS WHAT THE FUCK Link to comment
Clint Beastwood Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Katheeri said: YOU HAVE CHILDREN WHAT THE FUCK AND YOU WATCH PORN AND YOUR PICTURE IS TITS AND U AHVE A GIF OF ASS WHAT THE FUCK When you get older, you will look back at this statement and think "man, what the hell was I thinking saying that..." Isaac Cox :) :), massi (IFRIT), Smarty and 3 others like this Link to comment
Reformed Katheeri Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 43 minutes ago, Clint Beastwood said: When you get older, you will look back at this statement and think "man, what the hell was I thinking saying that..." you sure why the fuck would i watch porn when i have a wife to FUCK Link to comment
Smarty Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 O my. Innate likes this Link to comment
Smarty Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 I mean Kat is drowning in the puss with all his cats. He is set. General Baked Potatoes likes this Link to comment
goyney Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Katheeri said: you sure why the fuck would i watch porn when i have a wife to FUCK You ain't gonna be fucking at 50. What you gonna do then? Link to comment
Trig Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Katheeri said: you sure why the fuck would i watch porn when i have a wife to FUCK Katheeri, the only reason you are not watching porn is because it's banned in your country my son pigbutt32, Kettles and Definitely Not Revenant like this Link to comment
Tam Hawnx Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 On 7/11/2017 at 9:08 AM, Psycotic said: Well he definitely wasnt an accident. My girlfriend wanted a child so i didnt pull out a few times. I have a three year old. Its progessively gets better. The first 6 months or so theres no sleep whatsoever, and then after that it's making sure he/she doesnt kill her/himself walking around the house... Then, its awful....... their learning to talk and converse, and the nonstop energy! Kids are awesome man, stick with it, its gets WAAAAAAAAAAAY better around 2.5/3 yr mark. Storm7 and Le Razoir like this Link to comment
bigjohn561 Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 7 hours ago, Katheeri said: you sure why the fuck would i watch porn when i have a wife to FUCK You have no idea..... I've been married for 7+ years and have 3 kids trust me it's not always SEX! Link to comment
Reformed Katheeri Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 43 minutes ago, bigjohn561 said: You have no idea..... I've been married for 7+ years and have 3 kids trust me it's not always SEX! WTF DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW WHAT IF YOUR 3 CHILDREN WALKED IN OR YOUR WIFE WALKED IN AND YOUR 2 INCH IS JUST OUT WTF Huan Lee likes this Link to comment
Definitely Not Revenant Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 44 minutes ago, Katheeri said: WTF DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW WHAT IF YOUR 3 CHILDREN WALKED IN OR YOUR WIFE WALKED IN AND YOUR 2 INCH IS JUST OUT WTF Be like @Winchester and try to watch porn while your girlfriend is giving you a BJ. Winchester likes this Link to comment
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