Kasim Tariq Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 (edited) Why are APD so retarded? Like no joke, do you have to show your special needs certificate to join. APD officers are some the most autistic and brain dead people I met. If there was an IQ that requires a triple digit score APD would surely fail, not just that the IQ requirement for an APD officer is 100> and people with higher IQ are rarely seen on the force. Beef and Obu Obu are some of the most blatant degenerates and there is much more to be named. @Kernikov on the other side hides his autism very well and has the superior IQ to his fellows officers (95). Picture below show that APD officers cant walk and shoot at the same time due to lack of focus and neurons in their brain (neurons might be too hard of a word for them) Chief of Police Clint Beastwood @Clint Beastwood (down below for APD viewers) How to fix this problem? We need people like Nick Crompton (seen below) who cleanse Kavala of cops and undesirables . If APD is to be sent away to Stratis the average IQ of Altis might surpass 55. (Nick Crompton Cleaning up Kavala) Nick Crompton Stepping out of his Ifrit Crompton Firing at the unsuspecting APD officers. Edited October 14, 2017 by Kasim Tariq Cliff., LegacyIs Better, Space and 17 others like this Link to comment
massi Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 what did i just read william, BlackShot, Farmer Steve and 5 others like this Link to comment
Google™ Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 To my knowledge, them using scooters is going to be actually more difficult than walking because it's something they weren't taught to do as they grew up from childhood. Due to the following logic ^, I -1 this post because it doesn't make any logical sense. Crossfade, Silver-Spy, BlackShot and 1 other like this Link to comment
Akeelagi Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, massi said: what did i just read i believe the word you are looking for is "cancer" or any other synonym. Kitui, BlackShot, Flameless and 3 others like this Link to comment
Kasim Tariq Posted October 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, Akeelagi said: i believe the word you are looking for is "cancer" or any other synonym. Its Ok to have 40 IQ , dont be ashamed Link to comment
Gorilla Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 (edited) It's okay to be gay my friend, it's 2017 @Google™ Edited October 14, 2017 by Negroid BlackShot likes this Link to comment
Google™ Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, Kasim Tariq said: Its Ok to have 40 IQ , dont be ashamed All you do is combat log, fuck off. Just now, Negroid said: It's okay to be gay my friend, it's 2017 @Google™ Good to hear. BlackShot and Crossfade like this Link to comment
Patato Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 (edited) Just now, Kasim Tariq said: If there was an IQ that requires a triple digit score APD would surely fail, not just that the IQ requirement for an APD officer is 100> and people with higher IQ are rarely seen on the force. That's a great suggestion, Perhaps with your far superior triple digit IQ you could put it in the right sub forum next time i know it gets confusing putting a suggestion in the place labeled suggestions and feedback or APD Suggestions. In-fact lets go one step further and have everyone do a IQ test before making a forum account it would bring far superior and more intellectual conversation to the forums such as your topic here. Edited October 14, 2017 by Patato GravL and Nicolas March like this Link to comment
SafeMode Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 (edited) @Obu Obu Obu Edited October 14, 2017 by SafeMode uc. likes this Link to comment
iBacon Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 @Kasim Tariq Every time I've caught you on cop you start swearing, then play isis music and finally combat log. What is this? Patato, Kernikov, BlackShot and 1 other like this Link to comment
Patato Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, iBacon said: @Kasim Tariq Every time I've caught you on cop you start swearing, then play isis music and finally combat log. What is this? SSG Adams, Spencer_C, Sikorsky and 3 others like this Link to comment
Kasim Tariq Posted October 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, iBacon said: @Kasim Tariq Every time I've caught you on cop you start swearing, then play isis music and finally combat log. What is this? I don't pull of a Houdini and disappear sorry. Other stuff is true . Link to comment
Kasim Tariq Posted October 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, Patato said: That's a great suggestion, Perhaps with your far superior triple digit IQ you could put it in the right sub forum next time i know it gets confusing putting a suggestion in the place labeled suggestions and feedback or APD Suggestions. In-fact lets go one step further and have everyone do a IQ test before making a forum account it would bring far superior and more intellectual conversation to the forums such as your topic here. I thought discussing retards was an off topic Link to comment
Kasim Tariq Posted October 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, Google™ said: All you do is combat log, fuck off. Good to hear. prove it or i'll kill you Link to comment
The Monopoly Man Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 I 100% agree with all of your statements, fuck the APD. We need precinct leader @Norwegianviking to step up to the plate and save us. Flameless, BlackShot, Space and 10 others like this Link to comment
SSG Adams Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Get me onto the force and Kavala would be cleaned up within a week. Kappa Link to comment
SSG Adams Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Or we could start a revolution and take back the land of Altis from the communist Jewish infection silly APD M^Chief likes this Link to comment
GravL Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 (edited) Oh no someone on the internet insulted my IQ this is u n a c c e p t a b l e I don’t know if I can continue playing this server this guy was way to rude oh no Edited October 14, 2017 by Gravl Link to comment
Glass of Water Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 agreed we need to take the retards like @Sandwich @Flameless and @literally every higherup off the force Flameless and Sandwich like this Link to comment
Norwegianviking Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 1 hour ago, The Monopoly Man said: I 100% agree with all of your statements, fuck the APD. We need precinct leader @Norwegianviking to step up to the plate and save us. Will do boss Aaron M likes this Link to comment
X Jake Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 3 hours ago, Kasim Tariq said: Beef and Obu Obu are some of the most blatant degenerates and there is much more to be named Yah man @Obu Obu Obu gave me a full ticket one time. What a corrupt cop Link to comment
Kev 23 Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, X Jake said: Yah man @Obu Obu Obu gave me a full ticket one time. What a corrupt cop Yea fuck that @Obu Obu Obu guy he never drops gear for me when i kidnap him Link to comment
Sandwich Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 (edited) Just now, Glass of Water said: agreed we need to take the retards like @Sandwich @Flameless and @literally every higherup off the force Don't know what you mean by "we" when you aren't even on the force. And if anything being the active higher ups we are is what keeps the shit together Simmer down before I charge you with Threatening an Officer sir. Edited October 14, 2017 by Sandwich Flameless likes this Link to comment
Obu Obu Obu Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 (edited) 6 hours ago, Kasim Tariq said: Obu Obu are some of the most blatant degenerates and there is much more to be named. I can agree there are some that should be purged. Few examples are when I got a text from an apd officer "hands up or be downed" while flying. When an apd officer jumps out the window of my house intentionally. Also when a constable swat leader tries to say he has the right to call lethals because hes swat lead while a sergeant was in the channel. Edited October 14, 2017 by Obu Obu Obu TommyNac, SafeMode and Kev 23 like this Link to comment
Glass of Water Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, Sandwich said: Don't know what you mean by "we" when you aren't even on the force. And if anything being the active higher ups we are is what keeps the shit together Simmer down before I charge you with Threatening an Officer sir. smh sir take a lesson from the CONSTITUTION we the people. i pay taxes I AM YOUR BOSS Flameless and Sandwich like this Link to comment
Sandwich Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, Glass of Water said: smh sir take a lesson from the CONSTITUTION we the people. i pay taxes I AM YOUR BOSS boi if you dont..... Link to comment
Glass of Water Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, Sandwich said: boi if you dont..... TRYHARD likes this Link to comment
Sandwich Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, Glass of Water said: u win for the effort, sheesh lol gg Glass of Water likes this Link to comment
Clint Beastwood Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 I'm good looking. God damn. Link to comment
SSG Adams Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 This is it guys. Kavala will be cleaned up by Cadet Adams. Link to comment
Kernikov Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 Thanks for pinging me, I needed a laugh. Link to comment
Twist.ffs Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 12 hours ago, Obu Obu Obu said: Also when a constable swat leader tries to say he has the right to call lethals because hes swat lead while a sergeant was in the channel. might as well let cadets call lethals since LTs will say yes to them in a 20 vs 4 bank so that the 1 shot out of 2000 they hit actually does something 16 hours ago, Gravl said: Oh no someone on the internet insulted my IQ this is u n a c c e p t a b l e I don’t know if I can continue playing this server this guy was way to rude oh no idk i called a constable a retard because he sent an HVT to jail after his sergeant shot warning shots at a random orca, he rdm'd me then told me he was gonna charge me with harassment if i said it again xd Link to comment
Cobra Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 Alright, this post was...unique. Gonna hijack it for a minute and place this lil nugget of randomness. It's a political, but I feel has relevance to our police force. Link to comment
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