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when you make a post about killing yourself on a video game forum. get up. go out. make friends. if that fails then maybe take a fuckin shower. realize that you smell fantastic and if no1 is willing to accept you as being nothing but fantastic then remind them that they need to play a fucking video game to be better than you.


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7 hours ago, Sp0on said:

when you make a post about killing yourself on a video game forum. get up. go out. make friends. if that fails then maybe take a fuckin shower. realize that you smell fantastic and if no1 is willing to accept you as being nothing but fantastic then remind them that they need to play a fucking video game to be better than you.


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im lost

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Because we're alone in the universe and the human body is designed to prioritize survival because of natural selection meaning we'll constantly struggle for the ideal means of immortality. Furthermore this implies a perfect form according to the circumstances and therefore to achieve "perfection" our negativity bias will cause us to only focus on improving what's shit rather than appreciating what isn't. Since perfection is unattainable we are doomed to an existence upon which we strive for something we will never achieve before withering away and all of this is inconsequential and irrelevant to the universe. We have no purpose and the minimal purpose we do have we will never succeed in achieving.

That's the shortest I can put it. 

Essentially, the easiest way to achieve the most positive net experience from humanity requires we all kill ourselves together at the same time.

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