Barry the Pilot Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of theway.) My name is KCAN, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I’m laughing aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That iswhy I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.I am 5 and a half – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am nighsexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess.She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individualsof her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely.Doom!That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much luck and many nearby Paramedics.Yours,The Penguin of Doom. Donald, Samperino and DosWolf like this Link to comment
BioHazard Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 Welcome? Mr.Purple likes this Link to comment
Mr.Purple Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 Just now, BioHazard said: Welcome? Link to comment
Action_Jaxon Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 Welcome man see ya soon Link to comment
Clint Beastwood Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 see that blet? it took me 3 years of blood and sweat to get, this was the proudest day in my life yo get something that i EARNED? got one? what have u NERDS ever done, except level up to level 70 on WOW.. fucking nerds, do SOMETHING with youlife massi, Silver-Spy and Barry the Pilot like this Link to comment
Tyler Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 (edited) Just now, Clint Beastwood said: see that blet? it took me 3 years of blood and sweat to get, this was the proudest day in my life yo get something that i EARNED? got one? what have u NERDS ever done, except level up to level 70 on WOW.. fucking nerds, do SOMETHING with youlife Gonna be honest here... i dont know what that is... what the fuck even is that? lmao Edited January 24, 2018 by Tyler Barry the Pilot and Silver-Spy like this Link to comment
DosWolf Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 Welcome to Asylum dude! Link to comment
Clint Beastwood Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 Just now, Tyler said: Gonna be honest here... i dont know what that is... what the fuck even is that? lmao Just a really old copypasta from 4chan. Link to comment
Penguin_ Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 Steal my name I’ll fuck you up Johnny, BioHazard, skrood and 1 other like this Link to comment
skrood Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 Just now, Penguin_ said: Steal my name I’ll fuck you up can u fuck me up plz Link to comment
Kazzanski Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 (edited) a part of me is extremely weirded out by this introduction..... but a part of me is also like Edited January 24, 2018 by Kazzanski Link to comment
Barry the Pilot Posted January 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 Just now, Kazzanski said: a part of me is extremely weirded out by this introduction..... but a part of me is also like It's a regional dialect. Link to comment
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