Leroy Jenkins

Leroy Jenkins-Asylum's Richest bank balance...

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Everyone is always asking "how much money do I have?" Well, it's $33,903,144 as of May 1st, 2018. It's mostly meth, coke, crank although I got my first $10 million mostly distilling Scotch. I make all of my own guns/ammo, helicopters and vehicles. I pick berries rather than buy water or bacon. I pick up Red Gulls, blood and painkillers from bodies even when I'm being shot at because, hell, they're going to just disappear if I don't. I steal and chop every vehicle I find unlocked; even if it's a potato-car and I always take the tool-kits from the inventory before chopping. I cap Drug before selling drugs...always. I've never bought a gun at Rebel...ever...although the other day, I bought 5 or 6 magazines and it nearly killed me to do so. I make a ton from rebel-activities and yes, I hear most of your cries for mercy but I think back to when I was excavating on the beach near Sofia and I was never cut any slack or mercy, from those rebels robbing and killing me time and again...so the island-tone had been set long before I started playing. It's very basic...Grow-up, put your big-boy pants on and if you can't take the risk vs. reward balance on the island, don't come here; go play Roblox.

APD officers and higher-ups deserve a huge shot-out because anyone who's been on the island more than a few months will recall that rule-bending and outright corruption was routine...but no longer is that the case. Today's APD guys are a much higher-tier group because they follow the APD Dashboard rules to letter and when there's any ambiguity or grey-area discovered, they re-write the rule for more clarification to both civilians and APD officers.

I donate a huge amount of money to Republican-like players who aren't afraid to work for the money (mutual benefit) and for those more socialistic, Democratic-like players who are just asking for a "hand-out" or free money, I always tell them "I won't give you any money but I'll show you how to make it"...sadly, most decline the offer though.

So, thanks for listening and I urge all of you (and I'm really talking directly to the Drunk Squad gang members), please stop claiming RDM for any and all kills. There is a hidden gem in the Rules and Guidelines which clarifies and explains in more detail about what is and what is NOT RDM. I don't think many have had a chance to really read and digest it. Line number 9 under the RDM section reads, "The rules around RDM have changed slightly: Please refer to the changes Here! "

Thanks for listening and I'll see you on the Island!!!

Leroy Jenkins, Asylum's Richest (...for now...)

 

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Just now, |CaSpEr| said:

So what are you gonna use the money that u probably wasted so many hours of ur life on? xD

Blowing you up on site with his house full of he rockets and armed jeeps

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I had one of your m8s tell me you had a bird come visit you in your scotch house  while watching YouTube lol I would have shot him with everything lol

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I met Leroy Jenkins back in July 2017; at the time he was known as OP Grounder. I found him on the streets of my hometown, Athira, and decided to help this stranger. A short while after I met him, I realized he was in the same line of work as me. This formed an immediate bond and we've been good friends for a long while. Unfortunately all good things come to an end. Sad day in Asylum when a legend retires. 

I can confidently vouch for all the statements in his first paragraph. He isn't joking when he said chops basic hatchbacks and picks berries for food. If I chose to spend like Grounder did, I would've probably also been on the list. Grounder helped me in many other ways though. He helped me get Eminent and nearly 10M in my bank account. Most importantly he gave me guidance about real life things. He aided me in my career path and other spontaneous life events. Grounder is a few years older than me and I always viewed him as a father figure. Along with his friend @Hoodlum Priest , they helped me in both Asylum and real life. 

I wish you the best in your endeavors and maybe one day we will meet on a layover. Thank you for all the fun and guidance.

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@Barkin want an coke pro house lol

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Just now, Barkin said:

I met Leroy Jenkins back in July 2017; at the time he was known as OP Grounder. I found him on the streets of my hometown, Athira, and decided to help this stranger. A short while after I met him, I realized he was in the same line of work as me. This formed an immediate bond and we've been good friends for a long while. Unfortunately all good things come to an end. Sad day in Asylum when a legend retires. 

I can confidently vouch for all the statements in his first paragraph. He isn't joking when he said chops basic hatchbacks and picks berries for food. If I chose to spend like Grounder did, I would've probably also been on the list. Grounder helped me in many other ways though. He helped me get Eminent and nearly 10M in my bank account. Most importantly he gave me guidance about real life things. He aided me in my career path and other spontaneous life events. Grounder is a few years older than me and I always viewed him as a father figure. Along with his friend @Hoodlum Priest , they helped me in both Asylum and real life. 

I wish you the best in your endeavors and maybe one day we will meet on a layover. Thank you for all the fun and guidance.

The good old days on S2. You should get your salty ass on over to S4 more often and start hanging with us on my scuff TS, you were always fun to play with. Hope school is going well kid.

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Just now, Hoodlum Priest said:

The good old days on S2. You should get your salty ass on over to S4 more often and start hanging with us on my scuff TS, you were always fun to play with. Hope school is going well kid.

I got permed off that scuffed TS lol 

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Just now, Barkin said:

I got permed off that scuffed TS lol 

Doh! Yeah, ban deleted.

Get on as rebel and come roll with us!

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A few things...

6 hours ago, Grounder said:

APD officers and higher-ups deserve a huge shot-out because anyone who's been on the island more than a few months will recall that rule-bending and outright corruption was routine...but no longer is that the case. Today's APD guys are a much higher-tier group because they follow the APD Dashboard rules to letter and when there's any ambiguity or grey-area discovered, they re-write the rule for more clarification to both civilians and APD officers.

While the higher ups are mostly alright, there's still a lot of money hungry robocops that will reduce your 80k ticket by 1k after you tell them a 5 min story, mainly on p1. 

6 hours ago, Grounder said:

So, thanks for listening and I urge all of you (and I'm really talking directly to the Drunk Squad gang members), please stop claiming RDM for any and all kills.

So your friend getting into my locked house when i had you restrained with a vest on was sus. Other than that i don't think anyone calls you out for RDM. Other than that youre a pretty cool dude, except for the chopping my hemmts part. oh and RVs, and countless qillins. 

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Just now, Randy. said:

..........except for the chopping my hemmts part. oh and RVs, and countless qillins. 

LOL, you guys give every bit as well as you get. Many of my box trucks and meth and new make have fallen into DS hands, more than I can count at this point.  :(

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Just now, Hoodlum Priest said:

LOL, you guys give every bit as well as you get. Many of my box trucks and meth and new make have fallen into DS hands, more than I can count at this point.  :(

I am sorry to say not enough meth/ingredient trucks have fallen into my hands. Please next time when you do drugs refer to DS Free Candy In Van. TY. Also to the dude who made the money. I already get bored making 15k and I like spending it. 

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3 hours ago, |CaSpEr| said:

So what are you gonna use the money that u probably wasted so many hours of ur life on? xD

This is soooo true for me...totally wasted hours in my life...for now, it's not permanent...and besides, it's soo freaking fun that most of us can't seem to switch back to watching TV or going out every night. I'm kinda living in the moment and if I have fun doing something, I do it. It's safe, free, fun and there's a huge community-feel to the island and gang-tactics with the use of TS. I haven't decided what to do with all the money...

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1 hour ago, Action_Jaxon said:

Blowing you up on site with his house full of he rockets and armed jeeps

Nah, Casper's cool and all comments are welcome here...wait, I haven't finished reading the comments...let me keep at it...

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2 hours ago, Barkin said:

I met Leroy Jenkins back in July 2017; at the time he was known as OP Grounder. I found him on the streets of my hometown, Athira, and decided to help this stranger. A short while after I met him, I realized he was in the same line of work as me. This formed an immediate bond and we've been good friends for a long while. Unfortunately all good things come to an end. Sad day in Asylum when a legend retires. 

I can confidently vouch for all the statements in his first paragraph. He isn't joking when he said chops basic hatchbacks and picks berries for food. If I chose to spend like Grounder did, I would've probably also been on the list. Grounder helped me in many other ways though. He helped me get Eminent and nearly 10M in my bank account. Most importantly he gave me guidance about real life things. He aided me in my career path and other spontaneous life events. Grounder is a few years older than me and I always viewed him as a father figure. Along with his friend @Hoodlum Priest , they helped me in both Asylum and real life. 

I wish you the best in your endeavors and maybe one day we will meet on a layover. Thank you for all the fun and guidance.

Great stuff Barkin. Thank you. And thank you for getting me out of Sofia and the hundreds of tips to make the Island more fun, efficient and profitable. We don't hold grudges (life's too short)...so get into the scuff TS and turn back to the Dark Side or rebel. Darkhorse is the future and one day we will rule the galaxy...or at least Athira Square...until we get Lieutenant-raided.

Thanks for your comment...that shit was touching...it was like watching The Notebook again...

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5 minutes ago, BaDaBiNg_10-8 said:

@Grounder You sound like a stand-up guy, thank you for explaining that to the masses.

If you ever need a road-dawg, hit me up in Asylum TS. 

PS: If we are taking your car, I will need enough room for my oxygen tank in the trunk. 

Thank you BaDaBiNg!!! Hoodlum Priest and I also need oxygen so I'll pull one of my IFRITS when we muster the geriatric-squad and we'll give 'em hell!!! Thanks for playing catch with me yesterday in Athira HQ...sorry I didn't have a baseball, I only had those RGO's and it was kinda a one-sided catch session...but I brought my old glove and it was really fun for the few seconds we played...sorry 'bout the boom at the end...oh, and the tower coming down on those guys...I didn't see that coming...

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Just now, Randy. said:

A few things...

While the higher ups are mostly alright, there's still a lot of money hungry robocops that will reduce your 80k ticket by 1k after you tell them a 5 min story, mainly on p1. 

So your friend getting into my locked house when i had you restrained with a vest on was sus. Other than that i don't think anyone calls you out for RDM. Other than that youre a pretty cool dude, except for the chopping my hemmts part. oh and RVs, and countless qillins. 

Randy's been on The List for a few weeks. It's been fun but I'll discuss it with the guys and we'll see if we can get your name off The List. Just please get that gas leak checked in your long house...gas leaks can be very dangerous in a residential home.

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Just now, Hoodlum Priest said:

LOL, you guys give every bit as well as you get. Many of my box trucks and meth and new make have fallen into DS hands, more than I can count at this point.  :(

So True and well put...DS has been a force to be reckoned with and they've kept the balance of force on the Island in place. I've been getting a lot of calls and texts from DS guys asking if they can join Darkhorse and for now, to avoid another Yoink scenario, we've been telling them we're holding off on cross-recruiting...if that happens in the future, we'll work something out at the gang leader level between DS and Darkhorse. I have a lot of respect for DS as a gang and its leaders have been nothing but the coolest to me personally.

Darkhorse is gaining traction. I don't want to hear about the "original" Darkhorse gang...they're gone for whatever reason. We're not. We're here now and name commemorates the Marine Corps 3/5 (3rd Battalion, 5th Marines) which has been kicking ass since 1917!!!

Incidentally, if you receive a text initiation from our Eagle's Talon airborne squad to "pull over, hands up or die", most guys who comply, live and drive on after a brief, routine inspection. If they run, they die. If they shoot, they die. If they fail to comply, they die. If they're salty, they die. Most die..hell, I'd say about 95% of them die and the other 5% were close enough to their houses to run to safety...but about half of those die in their homes...Just please comply and you can go about your business on the Island like any other day.

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Just now, Grounder said:

so get into the scuff TS and turn back to the Dark Side or rebel

I'm down to join DH. Just hit me up with the TS.

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Just now, Grounder said:

Randy's been on The List for a few weeks.

 

Just now, Grounder said:

We don't hold grudges (life's too short)

im confused

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Just now, Randy. said:

 

im confused

The List is part of the game play and fun rivelry between opposing gangs on the Island. The no holding grudges thing was for real life shit...water under the bridge now though...I think you're back on The List though...ya know, just for fun...LOL

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14 hours ago, Grounder said:

I hear most of your cries for mercy but I think back to when I was excavating on the beach near Sofia and I was never cut any slack or mercy, from those rebels robbing and killing me time and again...so the island-tone had been set long before I started playing. It's very basic...Grow-up, put your big-boy pants on and if you can't take the risk vs. reward balance on the island, don't come here; go play Roblox.

 

Well said. 

 

Wish more people would take time to create themselves a well polished money making organization, like yourself, rather than buying money.  We wouldn't have half the arguments that stem from people that are afraid to grind a bit.

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Just now, Clint Beastwood said:

Well said. 

 

Wish more people would take time to create themselves a well polished money making organization, like yourself, rather than buying money.  We wouldn't have half the arguments that stem from people that are afraid to grind a bit.

Amen!!! There's no replacement or shortcut to wealth...except the lottery...

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Still salty about when you drove that box truck full of scotch into my orca. Otherwise, o7 buddy

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Just now, Vietnamese Farmer said:

Still salty about when you drove that box truck full of scotch into my orca. Otherwise, o7 buddy

As there was no tild or player name displayed in the video proof, the investigation is still ongoing to identify who actually drove said box truck into said Orca. For the record, I cannot confirm or deny that I was involved is such a horrific incident...but on a side note, that must have been a huge and catastrophic explosion...I wish I could have been there to see it...

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13 hours ago, Grounder said:

This is soooo true for me...totally wasted hours in my life...for now, it's not permanent...and besides, it's soo freaking fun that most of us can't seem to switch back to watching TV or going out every night. I'm kinda living in the moment and if I have fun doing something, I do it. It's safe, free, fun and there's a huge community-feel to the island and gang-tactics with the use of TS. I haven't decided what to do with all the money...

I did not mean to be rude with the comment, but there is a bunch of stuff you can do with it and why would you just sit on it?

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Just now, |CaSpEr| said:

I did not mean to be rude with the comment, but there is a bunch of stuff you can do with it and why would you just sit on it?

If he gives it all to me I can get it to 0 within 3 weeks not a problem 

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Just now, wollie35 said:

If he gives it all to me I can get it to 0 within 3 weeks not a problem 

I would probably use it up in a week ._.

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Just now, |CaSpEr| said:

I would probably use it up in a week ._.

I have work ^^

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Damn son.  And here I thought I was doing ok at 2 mil.  Props.

"I donate a huge amount of money to Republican-like players who aren't afraid to work for the money (mutual benefit) and for those more socialistic, Democratic-like players who are just asking for a "hand-out" or free money, I always tell them "I won't give you any money but I'll show you how to make it"...sadly, most decline the offer though. "

 

Best paragraph I've ever seen on this site.  Good man.

 

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