Spanky2060

I don't like farmer steve

Make a remote trigger that the second you get downed, it blows up and kills you. Make it expensive, $35 to $50k....but guys carrying bigger bounties will spend the cash on them. 

I think its unfair a bounty hunter payout is only maxed out at 175k and cops are able to get the persons full bounty its much harder to catch someone as a bounty hunter n it costs a lot more.

you don't get free kits like cops do and a decent bounty hunter kit like mine cost 35k plus TBF I could probably get that down its also a Spar 16 kit.

I believe 250k is more than reasonable considering how much it cost to be a bounty hunter some will say don't be one or just play cop some people like bounty hunter and cop has to many rules to follow but as a bounty hunter its pretty much bag em n tag em and your good.

Also think a 6.5mm weapon should be legal doesn't matter which just something stronger and there should be like a advance bounty hunter license you can buy and cops can take away.

example- you have this advanced L and shoot police or abuse the advance L resulting in it getting taken away for the rest of restart but cops have the choice to allow you to keep your Reg bounty hunter L or take them both.

if you don't have this advanced L you don't have access to the 6.5mm weapon.

maybe even to have access to the 250k max payout you need to have this advance L.

what do ya think?

I'm not sure if this is the right place for this, but I've been thinking over this for the past 3 years and I finally have realized how much of a piece of shit I am. Now I know what many of you all are thinking right now, what could Spanky have possibly done wrong? Well, that's exactly what I'm going to tell you today. If there is one thing you should understand about me, is I am not the loving, caring, friendly, and responsible friend that you thought I was... I know many of you are some of my biggest fans and have been following me ever since I came to this server. I'm not going to mention any names, but people like @Farmer Steveand his brother@Bag Of Funyuns all have been big fans of me. So now let's get to the point. Approximately three years ago I did the unthinkable. Something so bad that I never thought I could ever be forgiven for. I was irresponsible. I was lazy. I was full of greed. And most of all I wasn't being caring towards my fellow Asylummates. I made Mohawks. Lots of them. More than anyone could ever have dreamed of. I became one of the richest people in the world... but it wasn't long until they find out... The unspeakable crime I committed I exploited making mohawks. When V2 was released, the developers made a small, but consequential mistake. They made the sell price of the crafted mohawks much higher than they should have, making crafting mohawks one of the most profitable ways to make money at the time. I cannot say this enough I am a piece of shit. I should have known when making the mohawks that it made way too much money. So, at the end of my rule break spree (of making mohawks) I was finally caught and given a PERMA BAN. I deserved it. I was banned by a hero. His name was Patato. He saved asylum from one of the worst crises it has ever had I was very upset at this ban so I appealed and he requested my presence on TS3. When he got to speak with me along with my accomplices, he was very angry and rightfully so. My selfishness and greed caused his Canadian thanksgiving to be ruined, tracking me and my accomplices down. I spoke to him in a very respectful tone and explained to him why I believed I was innocent (at the time now I know I was a piece of shit). This further angered him and he started screaming at me with a wrath of rage and again rightfully so. I have never seen someone so angry in my life. He was so yelling so loud I even heard his mother tell him to quiet down in the background. This angered him until the point where he said "you know what!" then the voice still echoes in my head until this day, I heard the TeamSpeak voice go "your rank has been revoked" I was blacklisted and kicked off of the APD. Tears were rolling down my face at this point. I lost the most valuable thing in my life my rank and a friend (patato). Then we were removed from the server. Shortly after that I got a message on my ban appeal saying I would be unbanned when it was patched. I was relieved. I was happy. I was reborn. I still had work to do. I sent my accomplice on a mission where he made a guide on the forums how to make mohawks. He showed the money it made and how he could now afford a private pilot with the mohawk money he made. The post was shortly taken down though... So, time went on and I finally was unbanned and today while I was drinking my morning coffee it occurred me that I should apologize to patato for me wasting his Canadian thanksgiving. I also want to thank him for granting me an unban. Now this short poem is directed towards patato
Dear patato,
Mohawks made me bad
and I know you are sad
You are the best man I ever had
and if you ever come back to me
I would be very glad.
 
IM SORRY PATATO FOR EVERYTHING I DID
 
Love, Spanky
 
 
 

This picture of me starting off into the abyss was me reflecting on my life after the bad descisions I made

This picture is me and my fellow associates being flown around by our private pilot

This picture is of me realizing the destruction I caused

This is a picture of me sitting in the mansion I was able to buy with the money I received

I spent more time cleaning up mohawk money than @Junkerspends knee padding ;-;
 
Its ok though all is forgiven. Slick wasted more of my time than anyone else with the 100 infinite money exploits he added to the game with quests 🙃

these pos were rdming anyways! they deserved it! I would've done the same!

who are you?

I'm not sure if this is the right place for this, but I've been thinking over this for the past 3 years and I finally have realized how much of a piece of shit I am. Now I know what many of you all are thinking right now, what could Spanky have possibly done wrong? Well, that's exactly what I'm going to tell you today. If there is one thing you should understand about me, is I am not the loving, caring, friendly, and responsible friend that you thought I was... I know many of you are some of my biggest fans and have been following me ever since I came to this server. I'm not going to mention any names, but people like @Farmer Steveand his brother@Bag Of Funyuns all have been big fans of me. So now let's get to the point. Approximately three years ago I did the unthinkable. Something so bad that I never thought I could ever be forgiven for. I was irresponsible. I was lazy. I was full of greed. And most of all I wasn't being caring towards my fellow Asylummates. I made Mohawks. Lots of them. More than anyone could ever have dreamed of. I became one of the richest people in the world... but it wasn't long until they find out... The unspeakable crime I committed I exploited making mohawks. When V2 was released, the developers made a small, but consequential mistake. They made the sell price of the crafted mohawks much higher than they should have, making crafting mohawks one of the most profitable ways to make money at the time. I cannot say this enough I am a piece of shit. I should have known when making the mohawks that it made way too much money. So, at the end of my rule break spree (of making mohawks) I was finally caught and given a PERMA BAN. I deserved it. I was banned by a hero. His name was Patato. He saved asylum from one of the worst crises it has ever had I was very upset at this ban so I appealed and he requested my presence on TS3. When he got to speak with me along with my accomplices, he was very angry and rightfully so. My selfishness and greed caused his Canadian thanksgiving to be ruined, tracking me and my accomplices down. I spoke to him in a very respectful tone and explained to him why I believed I was innocent (at the time now I know I was a piece of shit). This further angered him and he started screaming at me with a wrath of rage and again rightfully so. I have never seen someone so angry in my life. He was so yelling so loud I even heard his mother tell him to quiet down in the background. This angered him until the point where he said "you know what!" then the voice still echoes in my head until this day, I heard the TeamSpeak voice go "your rank has been revoked" I was blacklisted and kicked off of the APD. Tears were rolling down my face at this point. I lost the most valuable thing in my life my rank and a friend (patato). Then we were removed from the server. Shortly after that I got a message on my ban appeal saying I would be unbanned when it was patched. I was relieved. I was happy. I was reborn. I still had work to do. I sent my accomplice on a mission where he made a guide on the forums how to make mohawks. He showed the money it made and how he could now afford a private pilot with the mohawk money he made. The post was shortly taken down though... So, time went on and I finally was unbanned and today while I was drinking my morning coffee it occurred me that I should apologize to patato for me wasting his Canadian thanksgiving. I also want to thank him for granting me an unban. Now this short poem is directed towards patato
Dear patato,
Mohawks made me bad
and I know you are sad
You are the best man I ever had
and if you ever come back to me
I would be very glad.
 
IM SORRY PATATO FOR EVERYTHING I DID
 
Love, Spanky
 
 
 

This picture of me starting off into the abyss was me reflecting on my life after the bad descisions I made

This picture is me and my fellow associates being flown around by our private pilot

This picture is of me realizing the destruction I caused

This is a picture of me sitting in the mansion I was able to buy with the money I received

@Bag Of Funyuns?

So scotch requires an aging process. In order for me to keep it all, I have to capture wongs, go process, store my materials......wait 3 server restarts, go cap wongs AGAIN, add aging chemicals.....Bwahahhaaaa........then go sell hopefully before someone recaps it from me.

This could take 3 days to sell a single box truck and risk multiple load outs, orcas and ifrits to do so.

Nothing, no other money making process on the server has been taxed that hard before.

Honestly, if the devs just wanted to nuke scotch, just get rid of it.

stop whining just because your ass doesn't know how to look for houses doesn't mean they are not out there.
I literally bought a house 100m from purification factory on the market. They are there, you are just lazy!

I shouldn't have to choose a faction.  Personally, I enjoy playing both factions.  I may not play civ as much as I play cop, but when I do play civ, I want my houses to go to.

What determines a house to be good or not and who gets to have those houses then?

wipe the server wipe the server wipe the server
move bounty hunter shops back in the city
re-add parole
re-add pardon when cops lethal
make money actually hard to get
remake skip tracer a redzone
re-add turning in bountys at courthouse
re-implement the old scotch system
add more benefits to play as cop because no one plays as it anymore
make money hard to get
make money hard to get
make money hard to get
the server is already dying now is your chance to fix it
also making planes and boats carry more storage would be epic

Bro wants to sit on his phone for a hour to play on a arma 3 server, just to get out get a kit get harassed by the cops, get charged with shit and go's back to jail to sit another 30 mins.

i miss the days when processing plates only reduced your bail amount instead of time.

lol who are you?

wipe the server wipe the server wipe the server
move bounty hunter shops back in the city
re-add parole
re-add pardon when cops lethal
make money actually hard to get
remake skip tracer a redzone
re-add turning in bountys at courthouse
re-implement the old scotch system
add more benefits to play as cop because no one plays as it anymore
make money hard to get
make money hard to get
make money hard to get
the server is already dying now is your chance to fix it
also making planes and boats carry more storage would be epic

yah wipe everyone, keep seeds removed, change scotch back to how it used to be, re-add the old infamy system, readd parole, add bounty hunter shops back to cities, and make kavala actually have people in it again, along with more incentives to play as cop because no one ever plays as cop.

yah wipe everyone, keep seeds removed, change scotch back to how it used to be, re-add the old infamy system, readd parole, add bounty hunter shops back to cities, and make kavala actually have people in it again, along with more incentives to play as cop because no one ever plays as cop.

yah wipe everyone, keep seeds removed, change scotch back to how it used to be, re-add the old infamy system, readd parole, add bounty hunter shops back to cities, and make kavala actually have people in it again, along with more incentives to play as cop because no one ever plays as cop.

yah wipe everyone, keep seeds removed, change scotch back to how it used to be, re-add the old infamy system, readd parole, add bounty hunter shops back to cities, and make kavala actually have people in it again, along with more incentives to play as cop because no one ever plays as cop.

I get a wipe is everything, and im all for that, but what about honor? BH honor is, i feel, the most grindy thing on the server as you dont get much and have to fight groups a lot of the time to get *maybe* 1k honor. Im no BH main by any means, I just hate to lose Apex predator as it took me and im sure many others years to get, What about at least giving the excess Honor someone has to them in the event of a wipe? Cap it though, im sure some people have enough excess honor to just buy it all again, maybe a 25k cap? no player will have enough honor to instantly get apex or crusader back.

That was a great move... You had my Constables looking forward to a pay day