SethK

I've been mugged!

Should make an Asylum didlo so I can get the full experience of having my ass fucked while someone robs bank.

I want a mod where i can roleplay as a big tiddy girl

I liked parole, not for the money but because it allows you to track known criminals where they go and be a deterrent from them repeating their crimes. I think parole should stay, but just be nerfed.

My idea is to buff dispatch a little bit more for APD. Whilst using the computer in Kavala, allow dispatch to spectate each of the speedcams throughout the map so they can see what's going on there and gain intel. Maybe also add a camera for the bottom floor of bank? Also I think it'd be a neato idea to allow criminals get a "Hacker" talent and also look through each of the cameras.

on my way gl

Everyone is a medic

Why did the person who put a price on the game make it $30? Should be a F2P while in early access or $2. This seems like one of those games where they release it, rake in all the money they possibly can, and then just give up on the game. If anyone wants to play a shitty early access game for $30, pick up DayZ.

Played for 7-8 years, been toxic as fuck and never been chat banned. The key to not getting muted or banned is to only be toxic to people who start being toxic first

308s are pretty fuckin great, some level 9 in power armor shot me, a level 13 in the head with it and I lost 3/4 of my hp. I havent used the 10mm or board though, i felt those were a bit too shitty. Laser pistols are really great though, I used it to kill a deathclaw 6 lives later

Yea, I used machete up until I found a level 10 machete. I swapped it out recently for a baton and have just been beating the shit out of everything, even people in pvp. Whenever I need to though I'll swap out to a shotgun

I skipped all of the starter quests and ran straight south to the dark area. I was able to clear out Brexley (lvl 16-26) enemies, including some fucking creepy voiced robot straight out of iRobot shooting spartan lasers at me, feral ghouls etc. I also beat the Amusement park area, bloatflies were a bitch. Essentially you can do anything you want from level 1, I ended the beta at level 9. Only thing that sucked a bit, was I couldnt use some of the weapons I found. I got 2 sniper rifles but had to be level 20, and my police baton needed 15. Did this all solo, so as long as you're not a shit at videogames, game is easy. I mostly used a machete, which i upgraded to serrated blade, and a hatchet. For some other enemies I used some variant of a pipe pistol that did 45 damage. Doing protection quests, where you stop protections or feral dogs from taking over your base, just set yourself up 2-3 turrets and its very easy.

And now we wait for that one guy who'll screenshot the gametracker at 7am

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My suggestion is to fix the server, and then add a drug dealer or something illegal in this area to create some more interesting scenarios in the server. Caves are fucking cool. Didn't get a screen shot of a church nearby, but that would be another ideal place to put something there has a beautiful view so go check it out, you'll see the cross on your map.

I made a page in the Police part of the forums a while ago, but I've decided to create a thread where everybody can view my work. Here's a few things I've worked on and I'll update whenever my next piece is finished.

How about we get a app on our phones that allows players to host gambling sessions. This way money doesn't magically come out from nowhere. Maybe have a talent so only people who're rich be hosts. Make it simple like blackjack, host links up with someone they're next to. The person who's gambling gives the host whatever he wants to gamble, and the money is put in the host's bank account. He presses a button that rolls a 21 sided dice that gets broadcasted in the top right or direct chat to all players within 30 meters, and if the gambler wins, double his money goes straight to his bank account to prevent host or goons to rob the gambler of huge earnings vice versa.

Why upload a video of you vdming somebody?

I just watched the video and didn't read the text because your memes are awful

@Roice kinda cute

I'm noticing you use the words "fuck off" a lot, so I can tell you're a bit of a spergy fellow, but Asylum is light RP. I don't know how you saying Asylum is a no RP server has anything to do whatsoever with the suggestion.

Smart people don't use run on sentences, but I'll go through your theory. Cops would be utilizing this bridge quite frequently as when there's too many cops on, they can't soft log. Why go around the island when you can go straight through it? If people are sitting on the bridge VDMing, ask them for comp or report them on the forums. People should never be breaking server rules.