OwenSeven

dogs don't have genders, wake up people

haha oops I forgot to switch accounts. Don't worry though Deazy is fine

I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Deazy Johnson We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him blow in my ear, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Deazy. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry and sexually frustrated. Sometimes we will look across the table at dinner and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Deazy Johnson We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him blow in my ear, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Deazy. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry and sexually frustrated. Sometimes we will look across the table at dinner and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

Granted. Go ahead and get em with my permission

are you ok? are the bath salts kicking in?

Ayy look at me boys Wow that was a primitive roster. Back when I hadn't yet learned the art of google sheets and true art.

Hell yea Halo Online is great. Been playing on Demon Strength's infection server when he puts it up. It's usually hella fun.

Nice. Hopefully people can start doing dumb shit like this more often now with the money cap being changed. Also +1 for CLG

was the northamerican Lt. in nato and in un for a bit, but that server is long gone now.

Sup rhys. I remember you from ArmaNetwork a while ago, but anyways on topic. Nah

another quality forum post

God damn I do love some Asylum forum drama.

Being a cop IRL could not be any different then the APD. This is hardly even a roleplay server anyways. The only similarities between real life law enforcement and this shit is what you refer to yourself as. If you want to actually roleplay as a cop then you are better of on battlefield hardline or trying to find a minecraft roleplay server. There is nothing here that will help you relate to what it's like.

Plat 3 - I'll play 5s

who are you?

I swear leon could make any game fun.

You don't have to go in any buildings. Most shit is out by the street anyways.

he took the time to put in the accent symbol on pokemon only to say go fuck yourself.

Lol

Another piece of insightful knowledge. Just goes to show you that you can't keep everyone happy. From my experience it's not even a special group's fault. It's just you get such a large group of players with different ideas on how cartels should be played and what gear is acceptable (IE: Some gangs moaning about Grenades, 50. Cals, Suicide vests, ifrits, orcas). In the end it's tough to balance what everyone wants between what everyone else thinks they need. Some consider piloting an art and take great pride in maneuvering an orca to land and drop units. Others think it's too tanky or are annoyed with spotting from the skies. Same goes with the rest too. Grenades and suicide vests take no skill or whatever some might say. It's really down to the admin's patience at this point. Cause from where I'm sitting and seeing the way events have gone in the past I don't think it's worth doing another competition with admin powers at least. It's completely within the power of most gangs to host something like this and payout prizes on their own and restrict weaponry or no prize. I personally think these events are great when the community lets them be so. However, the fate of competitive gangs is in the hands of the community as a whole. Events even on a weeky basis at best won't breathe new life to competitive asylum.

Where does it say $250? I've heard $300 or $299.

Looks cool man. Hopefully some people get involved and stuff. Tag me if any team wants a plat5 jungler