
Spank
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I think one of these would be of use if any lady's wish to experience the freedom men have http://go-girl.com
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I sit on the toilet backwards, that way i can lean on the tank, or eat a bowl of cereal. Plus, you wipe both ways to make sure you get all the shit, cmon now. @Trilligy, im a convert myself, stander to sitter. Its the only way
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To the Vets of Asylum: RP Ideas with New Players
Spank replied to Goldberg Attorney at Law's topic in Altis Life Discussion
A lot goes into choosing an Admin for the servers. We look at everyone's applications and determine who we should choose for an interview. Some people are instantly disqualified due to age, some are passed on due to their extreme lack of effort on the application. Then we have people who we think would be good candidates on paper, and they bomb their interview. There is a little bit of popularity in the selection. You wouldn't expect us to choose Joe the pistol banger for admin when we have a candidate that is well known and we know their character. I mean unless Joe really blows us out of the water on his application. If you were denied, you were denied for a valid reason. We appreciate everyone's willingness to help out, however Don't expect a handout because you feel you're entitled to the position. Also i appreciate how much credit you give us, however I think you have this idea that being an admin here means we have 100% power to change everything. I'm sorry to burst your bubble but that's not the case. -
To the Vets of Asylum: RP Ideas with New Players
Spank replied to Goldberg Attorney at Law's topic in Altis Life Discussion
Scooby is great! Tell him I said hello -
To the Vets of Asylum: RP Ideas with New Players
Spank replied to Goldberg Attorney at Law's topic in Altis Life Discussion
I think you fail to realize that all of us Admins have been on the other side of your argument. We all started out as rebels or career cops. We know the money grind. However due to the nature of our duties we don't necessarily have time to sit there and grind cash. The weapons and gear we use don't just poof right in the middle of battle. We travel to our homes or rebel when we get gear. Now to get back on topic. I like Goldberg suggestions. It's been a while since I've done any of the them. It can be loads of fun taking new players and showing them the ropes. It's funny how excited a group of newbies can get when you gear them up with rooks. -
Get outa here with that crap. -1000 I don't want to miss a thing - aerosmith Crazy Rap - Afroman
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Before you remove your CMOS battery, unplug your computer from the wall. Hold the power button for 30 seconds to bleed off all the stored power. Then remove the CMOS battery. Leave it out for 30 seconds. After that, reinstall and try again.
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When cops crash into you or vice-versa
Spank replied to King Destroyer's topic in Altis Life Discussion
To touch on this. Generally you should try to initiate RP any time you're going to shoot someone. However in a situation like this. A good cop would look the other way if he was the one that caused the accident. Now if the civ is the one that crashed into the cop, maybe you should think about attending a driving school As Lagrange said, we generally will not ban for this. However if we see people intentionally crashing into cops or vise versa just so they can kill them. You bet we are going to punish you for attempting to exploit the system. Now as a civilian, if you crash into another civilian, you must initiate RP, as there is no reason to have to shoot each other over it. -
Yes, custom action 10 is earplugs as padrinos said. Custom action 11 is used for redgull.
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Yes that is possible, incoming pm
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Take care TalentX, Best of luck in your future endeavors and getting your situation figured out. Thank you for being a part of our Community.
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There is a procedure to follow here fellas. You're welcome to wait in the ban channel on the asylum TeamSpeak. However, make sure you post a ban appeal so we have your information, player ID, server it occurred on, etc. This is also so we can review it incase we miss you in TeamSpeak. Follow the format located in the Ban Appeal section. It also helps if you put the banning admins name in the title (BABS, Spank, Bamf, etc.). The name should show in your ban message.
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When in doubt, put in a player report anyways. Worst case senerio is we take no action.
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RP must be reinitiated after server restart. This goes for cops and civilians. Obviously if you're in an illegal area then the RP requirement is not there.
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Seeing as this thread has run its course, it will now be locked.
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I'm not saying they are stupid, some of them are things we have already discussed. Don't feel discouraged with giving us new ideas. We take community feedback into consideration and pass ideas along to Paratus all the time.
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It is true that a player can request their house back if they can provide proof of house ownership before "The Hackening". However, this is something that is only usually requested when a player wishes to retain a high value home. (in an area where it provides a great advantage, meth, rebel, etc.)
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Having player reports open for everyone's viewing pleasure will never happen. That will lead to harassment of reporting players, and it will discourage future reporting. Asylum is suppose to be a safe haven from that sort of thing. The idea of adding more things to do at unused parts of the map is something we have discussed. Plans are ever changing to add features. However, if you are thinking we should add another town, the only way that will happen is if we move a current one. (Has to do with server performance) Additionally, Asylum is not designed for sniper play. We will never have long range snipers implemented into the server. There are enough red zones atm where RDM rules do not apply. If you're looking for sniper combat and to shoot whoever you please, go play wasteland.
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Really? I played with them yesterday, you must be out of the loop Monster
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Does anyone have backups of the change logs?
Spank replied to To Mato's topic in Altis Life Discussion
I have Posted what i could find in the Archive as far a change logs. They are in the patch notes section. -
Originally Posted By Paratus Paratus Programmer Developer 892 posts LocationCanada Posted 09 December 2015 - 09:02 PM This patch is decent but most my time this week has gone into preparing Stratis, which is coming to you very soon. The hardware is being set up now. 6.5.2 Adjusted voice over network quality. I can't help the volume issues, but voices should be more clear now. The CSAT fatigues have been removed from rebel stores and replaced with a whole bunch of other, more balanced, options. Changed some of the vehicle backend. This will fix bugs with vehicle display (ie police offroad) and may improve desync when firing from vehicles. Vehicle ammunition boxes will now only work on armed offroads. Vehicle collisions will deal less damage than before, and seatbelts are much more effective. Buckle up! Parachute will no longer be destroyed by server cleanup. Dispatchers will now receive a paycheck bonus equal to that of a checkpoint. Automatic dispatches will no longer assign 911 calls to officers. Items in the bank vaults will now spawn in a nicer-looking way. Using the dispatch UI will now sit you down in the chair at the desk. Built an entirely new action system backend. This allows us to do all kinds of interactivity than Arma normally doesn't allow. Will be able to do cool things in the future with this. Lottery tickets will now function as they should. You can now sit in any chair or bench in the world, and use any ATM. This includes those which are part of the map/environment. Reworked the way storage works in that it should be nearly impossible for storage container changes to fail. Fixed a bug where the turf perk for reduced crafting materials weren't properly applied. You can now pick berries off some types of bushes. They can be sold or eaten. Hotfix Fixed a few ATMs which were not accessible. Parachutes will not get removed by cleanup. For real this time! Civilian offroads will no longer have emergency lights. Added missing berry icon. Berries can now be sold at the market. Fixed an issue with gathering turtle meat. Unlocking stone houses should work as intended.