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IFRIT MITCH LOVES ME

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  1. If 50% say no then its a no career cop
  2. Hello all, let me tell you that you should all support Asylum and mitch at this hard moment. If you didn't know, Mitch is fighting his new addiction to alcohol. Everything started in 2021 when Ethan darrell decided to "visit" Mitch. Mitch, who had no clue that ethan is planning something really bad, invited him to his farm and told him that he can stay for a few days. The day later, while Mitch was in his tractor, he saw Ethan running away from his farm and he started to smell fire. Ethan burnt his farm and left Mitch with nothing. Mitch was very mad because he loved his farm. Mitch got himself into depression and became alcoholic. Right now, im helping Mitch fighting his addiction and i need you to join my group called #BadMitch so everytime when Mitch starts drinking alcohol i want you to yell #BadMitch. Thx
  3. @Bilal Battu @Alec-I please describe roice a little bit more
  4. The community should be able to kick an admin if he becomes unpopular and hated by the majority of us. After all, we choose to play under the people who we trust to be fair enough with us when they enforce the asylum's rules on us. If the majority of us feel that some admins should not keep the role anymore, then we should make a democratic vote just like the APD does when they don't trust their captains. @Mitch (IFRIT) @RoguePilot @Boonie Hat @skimancole You'll probably be the first one. Sorry buddy
  5. Hopefully you all know the guy called Ethan Darrell. Ethan is very friendly and cute. He used to be an Admin on asylun for a few months before he got kicked out of the team by Mitch and lost his retired staff tag for some reasons. Honestly, we can't blame him for the things that he has done because after all, the guy is a "Florida man". The amount of stories that we hear about "Florida man" everyday are insane and Ethan is probably one of those people. Florida, somehow is very known for having beautiful beachs,cities nature and stupidness of men (mostly). The average IQ in floriqda is around the 70 which is way below everyone else. I love you ethan and i think you were a great admin but i had to explain your mistakes. Its not you buddy, its almost every man who was born in Florida. May god bless every Florida man. Amen.
  6. You all know Roice. You may like/hate him, but this guy is a legend of the community. Today i'll explain you a little bit about this guy. Roice is an American mexican who lives in one of the biggest states in the US. Roice is an OG player of asylum, he started his legacy just like everyone else, with no money, skills, houses and maybe friends. Roice is very friendly and has a really special personality which led people to like him a lot and invite him into their groups. Roice spent some of his time in some random ass gangs until he joined one of the greatest gangs that Asylum has ever known, called "Free Syrian Army". By joining the gang his whole career has changed and he became a legend. The man was waiting at coke pro like a tiger waiting for his prey. he killed anyone who tried to make coke and stole it from the dead bodies that he left over the area. He was kidnapping and killing cops and civs like jeffrey dahmer did while screaming allah akbar every minute. He used sui vests and car bombs to put fear on the people in Athira. He was one of the most scariest players in the commuinty. But, in 2018 something has changed. FSA was not the same anymore, So Roice decided to become a career cop. He spent a huge amount of time with the pigs of the APD and became a lovley LT for the cops and a really dickhead abusive motherfucker LT for the civs of Altis. Because of the fact that he was so loved by the APD, he managed to get himself into the Asylum staff team and in july,29 2018 he became a moderator which shocked the community a lot. As an Admin he was known as someone who will be very friendly and cool with you until you mess up with him and get him mad, and then he will just ban you and bully you until you'll start crying/report him to the Owner. Roice is holding the record for having the most Admin reports in history. In 2020, after long time of abusing power and destroying our rights (which i personally, really liked to see) Roice has been forced retired by the Owner and got his ass kicked out of the staff team. But because Roice has a reallly good communication skills, he kept his retired staff role, retired from the APD and started to spend his time leading a really known gang called "Prime". Roice became the leader of Prime on Asylum and just did all the mess that he always used to do here. After the main leader of prime "tiger" got banned for cheating, Roice decided to leave the gang and take a break from the game. In 2021 FSA was back to life by bilal who managed to get Roice back really quick. Roice who was always loved by the people in FSA was the main troll of the gang. He was the one who always found new ways to get players killed in a very funny situations... the guy was a beast and was a god among men when he had his favorite weapon on him the "MK18" and if he didnt have the weapon, he always used his car as a second priority. Roice is known as a really good driver, you could tell this just by the amount of times that he managed to kill players by hitting them with his car and he always managed to escape without getting caught which is very impressive. Right now Roice is in another break. Gaining energy, power and new ideas so he can do whatever he wants on his playground which is Asylum. May god bless you Roice and keep you safe! Thank you for reading. @Roice
  7. Hello all, let me show you who's better. Higher body count - Clint 1-0 Taller - Clint 2-0 Stronger - Mitch 2-1 Better at Arma 3 - Clint 3-1 Owner of asylum atm - Mitch 3-2 Popular in Kavala - Mitch 3-3 Toxic - Both 4-4 Better laugh - Clint 5-4 Farmer - Mitch 5-5 Made more money in vegas - Clint 6-5 Better owner - both 7-6 Give me random timeouts and bans - Mitch -1. 7-5 Bullying me in game - Mitch -1. 7-4 Clint is the winner 7-4.
  8. Stop the fucking harassment. Telling someone "kys" is ilegal motherfuckers. You don't fucking know the person behind the screen of your computre. You cant feel what he feels and if you'll keep telling him to hurt himself, then you should get banned for being too offensive towards someone. Let me tell you a story: back in 2018 i was on a discord call with a few friends and i just got out of jail on asylum. I was chilling and talking to them until a stupid spanish guy came out of no where and started to sing. I tried to ignore that guy but he didn't stop and i could not hear anyone so i just shouted to him: " shut the fuck up and kill yourself you fucking retard" aftet that,the guy said sorry in the most heartbreaking voice and left the game. after like 2 minutes i realised the thing that i've done to that guy. I realised that i may have killed someone. This moment is unforgettable and i wanted to confess you this story because i don't want you to do this mistake as well. Yes, the guy was a fucking spanish and no-one likes them anyway, but he was a human after all. So please stop the harassment. Please admins do not delete this topic. Im just trying to teach people here of how they should behave
  9. Gaming weelchair, gaming weelchair. Why can't i get it? Why can't i have it? Those thoughts are running in my head all the time. That's all i ever wanted, a gaming weelchair! I'm freaking out, tired of switching chairs all the time. All i want is a chair for my future gaming life. Gaming weelchair, gaming weelchair make it happen. Please donate money for my boy. Thx
  10. Old and sick, old and sick. My life is about to end, I feel the light getting closer. The knowledge of death is killing me inside, the birds, the sun, the girls, even the tractor will be gone soon. Closing my eyes, telling myself " Jesus Christ!, I won't be able to play arma", only dreaming about it in the dark. The knowledge of death is killing me inside, but I must be strong, live my short time like a king, like a lion, like a warrior! and then... Old and sick, old and sick, it's time to leave. To IFRIT Mitch.
  11. fix the economy by doing this and wipe everyone's bank account. thx new prices that should be on the server: Cocaine - 430$ , Cocaine Brick - 650$ , Heroin - 350$ , Meth - 1100$ , Heisenberg Meth - 1600$ , Crank - 900$ , Weed - 280$ , LSD pill - 400$ , Purified LSD - 600$ , Diamond cut - 350$ , Uranium - 420$ , homebrew moonshine - 500$ , White lightning - 700$ , Fried Oysters - 320$ , 25y Scotch - 1000$ .
  12. Woke up quick at about noon Just thought that I had to be in compton soon I gotta get drunk before the day begin, Before IFRIT Mitch starts bitchin bout my friends. About to go and damn near went blind, Young niggaz at the square throwin up gang signs. Ran in the house and grabbed my rook with the mags on the side of my hip. Bailed outside and pointed my weapon Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin. Jumped in my car and start runnig over some hobos on my ride. Then I let IFRIT Mitch to complain. he said "stop starting new shit in Kavala all day". Cruisin down the street in my sport hatchback. Jockin the bitches, slappin the hobos. Went to the square to kill the new players, out there cold shootin some hobos. A car pulls up, who can it be? A shitty cop called bbgreg. He rolls down his window and he started to say " APD holster your weapon" i shot that nerd in less than a second, oh shit now he's dead i dont give a damm. Cuz the boyz in kavala are always hard You come talkin that trash we'll pull our guns. Knowin nothin in life but to be legit. Don't try me boy, cuz I ain't playing shit. keeping the kavala HQ safe, gotta kill all those cops to keep it this way. My house is so fucking safe. give me power and free kills i could say. to keep me down of the mountain Mitch said "i'll ban your ass and wipe it as well". my man Clintbeastwood is on the way, to yell at Mitch and tell him to hurt himself. Cus the boy Clint was a friend of mine, Til I caught him in my car tryin to steal my hatch. Chased him up the street and called my boyz to kill that bitch The silly motherfucker pulls out a gun. Little did he know I also had a loaded gun?. One sucker dead, what a shame, this bitch is dead and probably will never comeback. Cuz the boyz in kavala are always hard. You come talkin that trash we'll pull our guns. Knowin nothin in life but to be legit. Don't try me boy, cuz I ain't playing shit. Bored as hell and I wanna get into some shit. So I went to a spot where my homeboys chill. The fellows out there, makin those hobos sing, I pulled up in my bike. They greet me with those bitchs, damm I start to shoot, enjoying the moment. And from the third kill my body start to relax. Love being in that way, gotta shoot some more. So before I leave i look for Mitch. Went to his house to get him out of there. This dumb man says something that made me mad. he said somethin that I couldn't believe So I grabbed the stupid bitch by his big ass nose. he started talkin shit, wouldn't you know? Reached back like a pimp, slapped the hoe. His child Roguepilot jumped out and he started to shout So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out. Cuz the boyz in Kavala are always hard. You come talkin that trash we'll pull our guns. Knowin nothin in life but to be legit, Don't try me boy, cuz I ain't playing shit. I'm rollin hard now I'm under control. But then i get the news, my boy Taylor goldberg was aressted by the fucking APD. oh brother don't worry i said. nothing will happen, you'll be ok. Started calling my boyz and go buy another few more 9mm mags. and I see everyone getting prepared to kill those pigs and saving my guy who really hates the APD. we went to get him out of jail. there was no bail pay so we start to riot in the county jail. Two days later in the Altis court, goldberg with his fellaz on a trial. Distruption of a court, said the judges. they found my man guilty and never did listen. i looked up and gave a grin, i yelled out fire!, then Mitch came in with a sub-machine PDW. Police shot the guy but didn't hurt him. he killed the pigs and made my day. Cuz the boyz in kavala are always hard. You come talkin that trash we'll pull our guns. Knowin nothin in life but to be legit. Don't try me boy, cuz I ain't playing shit. Now Mitch is a part of the hood. we love him soo much. he had the biggest smile when i gave him my rook that i got back in 2015 my guy. oh well that's the end, i hope you all learned your lesson. don't fuck with us cus we are not some bitchs. @Mitch (IFRIT) @RoguePilot @Clint Beastwood
  13. i dont think people would keep playing on a fivem server that let their players make millions in a day or two. and even if its fun and interactive 90% of the players will not keep making money when they have more than enough in a few days. that's a fact
  14. Wiping the server will not help at all unless you decide to make money making harder on this server. Money making should be harder because grinding money is the biggest part of a life server. back in the days, most of people used to spend a lot of hours making money because it was not as easy as it is now. today everyone can make a Mill in like 4 hours and its embarrassing. why would someone play on a life server when there's no point of grinding money? why am i able to make a mill in less than 4 hours on a server that people used to spend days or even weeks to make a mill? people who had 5mill in their bank account back then used to be rich as fuck while today having 5 mill is just a normall thing for most of the asylum players because they dont even need to put effort or play a lot to make those amounts. people don't play the server as much as they used to play before, because they don't need to make money, all they do is fighting and buying insane amount of loadouts because they have a lot of money that they made in like a ridiculous amount of time. look at those good RP servers on Fivem, people spend hours upon hours on the servers just to make money because its not easy. making money is what makes people play the game and it should be very obvious to everyone here. Money making should be as hard as it was in 2016-2017 and trust me that a lot of more people will play on the server after you wipe the insane amount of money that everyone has on this server. the solution is very basic, just decrease the amount of money that we get for each item that we sell. here's the new prices that should be on the server: Cocaine - 430$ , Cocaine Brick - 650$ , Heroin - 350$ , Meth - 1100$ , Heisenberg Meth - 1600$ , Crank - 900$ , Weed - 280$ , LSD pill - 400$ , Purified LSD - 600$ , Diamond cut - 350$ , Uranium - 420$ , homebrew moonshine - 500$ , White lightning - 700$ , Fried Oysters - 320$ , 25y Scotch - 1000$ . @Mitch (IFRIT) @Patato @Boonie Hat
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