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stoned turtle

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  1. whatever you say fatty be sure to wear your cpap machine
  2. Should limit flashbangs to a number. There's no reason to have fucking cops running around with 40 flashbangs, it's fucking cancerous and anyone who does that deserves to suffer the same fate as Revenge-X In other words, get fucking nut cancer.
  3. demi also said e:: Loop { if not GetKeyState("e", "P") ; If the E key is released, break out of the loop break Send {F12} ; Press the F12 key Sleep 5 ; Wait for 5 milliseconds before sending the next keypress } return
  4. and here I am thinking the peak of your mental illness is having a weeb avatar and then you go and post some shit like that
  5. 有时,你妈妈的龟头会被塑料环卡住。我说你放心,我会救她的。我用我巨大的金刚大小的阴茎拍打她的乌龟屁股,然后将她从塑料环中解救出来。她献上自己做乌龟汤来感谢我。百胜百胜乌龟汤。百胜!YUM!
  6. 你有沒有聽到我說的話?你媽媽是烏龜。我要把她做成湯。美味的湯。你要喝這湯嗎?太糟糕了,你不能喝你媽媽的甲魚湯。我的嘴裡塞滿了烏龜媽媽的美味肉湯。
  7. give bounty hunters promet pussies
  8. denied not enough money in the bank sorry ps fuck william
  9. Sure as long as we get to claim police vehicles.
  10. me bitch fuck you used to be that you didn't even have to be downed or restrained. i would just run through kavala restraining everybody I seen
  11. this is a baller idea lets fucking go +50
  12. FUCK THE CHINESE I LOVE THE CHINESE THE CHINESE CAN STAY FOREVER BRING BACK MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD I NEED MOD I LOVE MOD I MISS MOD THEY WERE SO NICE AND WANTED TO LEARN ENGLISH
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