Big fart

Greetings Everyone, 
Thank you for your votes and considerations for the biggest loser in Asylum history. To all 15 of you left on the forums who voted we appreciate your time and nominations. Congratulations to the winner:
@bbgreg17!!! Congratulations! It seems your legendary crashout on a poor constable and paintball incident on your infamous 'bad weekend' weighs heavy in the minds of the remaining voters! Is this recency bias? APD bad blood impacting the vote? It could be many things, but the people have spoken! Congrats on 1st place with 8 votes! You will be getting a signed mousepad from @halfdrunkherosoon!
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1562469208
2nd Place: @Subaru ling ling ling ling.... pick up the phone, you phone linging! Congratulations to Retired Staff and APD hero Subaru aka Gookaru for winning a close 2nd place with 6 votes. Subaru's history of beating his wife, embellishing his personal life, and being generally red hot for the egirl hooch got him quite the reputation! 2nd place has earned you a signed nude from Talia, but we know you are still beatin the ol' ricedick to it to this day. Congratulations! While Subaru wasn't here to accept his award but he sent us a video message! Thanks again Subaru!
3rd Place: @Kenwith a single vote! Not sure why @Kenonly had one vote but surely @pan friedcan explain! Congrats to a subtle 3rd place, you win an hour long house kidnapping visit with @pan friedfree of charge! Congrats again sir!
fuck you
Honorable Mentions: KingOfCanada, Gnashes, Durga, Skimancole, Edgegamer, halfdrunkhero
 
And THANK YOU to all voters and nominees. You are what made asylum great! We love you and goodbye!

I respectfully nominate @bbgreg17for the Biggest Loser Award. Anyone have the crash out video?

@pan friedwould like to nominate @Kenbut is stuck on Mod Q. End all Mod Q's and get to voting! 

As the title suggests, this is a place to nominate individuals for being the biggest loser in Asylum history. There are many factors to consider in making a nomination, including but not limited to: lifestyle, play style, attitude, etc. We have had people abuse their gay internet power, go above and beyond for some egirls, crash out big time over a gameplay incident, etc. Please choose wisely!
 
I would like to start us off by nominating @Subaru for this award. I will be hiding after this post for a bit so he doesn't beat on me like he did his wife!

Can William be removed too so he can finally start losing weight before his heart gives up? I'm super worried about him. 

Fuck Fitz. Postcard en route

nigga

nigga

That's what I think @Fitzis. FUCK THIS GUY

Fitz is actually a low IQ retarded n‪‪i‪‪g‪‪g‪‪e‪‪r and he killed asylum.

@Fitz

I have a dev stream idea! Just what we need to bring the community together. I think the devs should model their stream after the stream below: 
cc @Fitz@Mitch@ObiWoki lets make it happen boys! This would bring some joy to the Asylum Gaming community!

Acceptable
Maxx
Big Fart
LaGrange
RoiceSB
Justin
DonutKiller
SacredSherpa
Retro
Jeff Stall
Louie
Colt
Carter
 
HOMIES
 

Can William be removed too so he can finally start losing weight before his heart gives up? I'm super worried about him. 

Super mid

this whole servers administration team is a bunch of clowns. 

It's quite apparent this has literally become all about what you want for the server, and not what your community wants. It's your server and by all rights you can do what you want(which is what you're already doing.)
  I don't understand the point in asking for our input and not following through on things or keeping your word.
  You are showing more and more how much you don't care what the community wants, and this is just heartbreaking to watch. It has been mentioned time and time again, the community needs transparency. The community needs a change. You're not bringing any of that. 
 
Honestly dude, fuck your building blocks. This game is old and tired, much like your empty promises.
 
 

It just makes no sense. We have community meeting -> we don't want prestige but because of the feedback of 'some folks' we roll forward with a random non supported idea -> after talking it through with these (same?) folks, we are completely rolling back this idea? There is 0 feeling of continuity or control over this project at the moment and no amount of you getting up on the whipping post to accept abuse from us will change that. Though I disagree with your direction so far I have genuinely felt empathy to the fact that you are facing a lot of criticism and toxic feedback but you are doing it to yourself. 
In the meeting we spoke at length about the lack of clarity behind the new ownership groups leadership (i.e keeping the community in the dark, keeping your Admins and Community Managers in the dark, etc). I believe at one point you admitted that you guys were 'retarded' and need to be better. It has been a few weeks now and not a single person from staff to player feels that anything has changed on this front. It is still you, out here on the whipping post, bearing the cross of bad decision after bad decision being made collectively from a trio of owners (supposedly, as they say nothing we cannot know who is behind what). The amount of people sympathetic to your situation is swiftly dwindling and I am not sure anyone can give you anymore advice than what the community has already given you. Again, in your own words, stop being retarded.

okay I gotta agree with most of the community here...
I lost faith in you guys 100%, just move to a newer game and try to advertise it, so you get new players. Maybe even change the name asylum, since this name is just bad rep, unlike years before dis.
Like wtf are these coming changes?
This doesnt make me want to install arma 3 again and play on a dead (literally) server.

Another shitty idea, server will be dead two weeks after the release of the new update.

Super mid

Now I know how Terri Schiavo's husband felt... It's over, pull the plug, it's too painful to see Asylum in this state.

sorry to be negative but I think it’s buried at this point, lowest low the server has ever had.