Jamal

My bhops arent 2 gud.

dude im gonna use this no lie 

Fixed it for you

Fixed it for you

Bersabee its true you can dupe meth too 

@Jack Hoff Who tf even are you dude ive never seen you in my life why dont you go home to bel air

You know I've been dating this girl for like 2 months now and we have been casual and I wanted something a little more serious the only problem is there's only 2 more months left of school so I decided that I would ask her to prom. The first time I tried to ask her, her best friend cock blocked me then her best friends boyfriend came up to me and told me to go away. So I left, later I saw her again in the gym when I was working out I walked up to her and asked her again and she said Yes! I was so happy but then her best friend came up and started bitching me out for dating her I was so sick of her friend so I bitch slapped her and got into a fight with best friends boyfriend.  I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

 
I'm taken

rip dreams everyone its ok my goal is to become worse than epTic on the forums

What is this dude -1 for no dank memes -1 for no dialogue +1 for Will Smith +1 for the fresh prince of bel air holmes

@epTic is love, @epTic is life, @epTic makes me warm at night, @epTic this was a poem from you too me and the ending here will cause a big scene I confessed my love to him for he is handsome yet he turned me down now I have a ransom for EpTic and although he turned me down I still wanted to bring him back with his crown so I whistle for a cab and when it comes near the license plate will say fresh FRESH and there'll be dice in the mirror. If anything you could say the cab is rare but yu'll think "Nah forget it... Yo homes to Bel-Air!" You'll pull up to the house about 7 or 8 and yell to cabby "Yo Holmes Smell you later!" Then look at your kingdom your was finally there! Now sit on your throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

What is this dude -1 for no dank memes -1 for no dialogue +1 for Will Smith +1 for the fresh prince of bel air holmes

@epTic is love, @epTic is life, @epTic makes me warm at night, @epTic this was a poem from you too me and the ending here will cause a big scene I confessed my love to him for he is handsome yet he turned me down now I have a ransom for EpTic and although he turned me down I still wanted to bring him back with his crown so I whistle for a cab and when it comes near the license plate will say fresh FRESH and there'll be dice in the mirror. If anything you could say the cab is rare but yu'll think "Nah forget it... Yo homes to Bel-Air!" You'll pull up to the house about 7 or 8 and yell to cabby "Yo Holmes Smell you later!" Then look at your kingdom your was finally there! Now sit on your throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

You know I've been dating this girl for like 2 months now and we have been casual and I wanted something a little more serious the only problem is there's only 2 more months left of school so I decided that I would ask her to prom. The first time I tried to ask her, her best friend cock blocked me then her best friends boyfriend came up to me and told me to go away. So I left, later I saw her again in the gym when I was working out I walked up to her and asked her again and she said Yes! I was so happy but then her best friend came up and started bitching me out for dating her I was so sick of her friend so I bitch slapped her and got into a fight with best friends boyfriend.  I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

You know I've been dating this girl for like 2 months now and we have been casual and I wanted something a little more serious the only problem is there's only 2 more months left of school so I decided that I would ask her to prom. The first time I tried to ask her, her best friend cock blocked me then her best friends boyfriend came up to me and told me to go away. So I left, later I saw her again in the gym when I was working out I walked up to her and asked her again and she said Yes! I was so happy but then her best friend came up and started bitching me out for dating her I was so sick of her friend so I bitch slapped her and got into a fight with best friends boyfriend.  I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Hey Ifox you paid this guy during my ridealong! LOL