Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz

Jesse is probably memeing, pretty sure he wants to see Asylum burn to the ground. Besides I don't think bamf cares anymore, rumor is Asylum is about to change owners soon.

TPP

What devs?

Confirmed: Identity has more than two people on staff. Listen to this retard make excuses for Identity: https://www.twitch.tv/mikethebard

Good news everyone! Now that Paratus has successfully finished his work on identity, he will be returning to Asylum to continue development. The first patch will introduce new loot boxes where you can buy posters for $70 and hang them in your house! But that's not all, the first lucky 100 customers will get access to a signed identity mug by the man himself! Welcome back @Paratus

Paratus got in way over his head. Sometimes programmers are the worst production managers and this is clearly evident in the way he ran Asylum and his failed game. He should have worked on pvp all this time and focused on the town square BS at the end. Maybe today we all would have been excited to buy the game and start shooting each other--instead all I have to look forward to is seeing what color dress @Azeh will be wearing in the town square tonight. PS Did Motown ever do anything? He seemed like a leech to me.

I heard McGregor is gonna join Ronda Rousey in WWE now.

That's what these kinda fights are all about in reality. Grapple and take them down, I thought it was pretty interesting because he didn't let McGregor up at all and pounced a few times pretty well--the final chokewas pretty great. It was a good fight but the ending really soured me on it.

Did you get a hard on watching it termy? I know u did!

Yeah I'm really curious to know what happened. Either this shit was all setup to make UFC more interesting (wouldn't put it passed Dana White) or someone really got under Khabibs skin there.

You mad?

You must be new to UFC.

McGregor was rekt, get over it. Too bad Khabib became a retard at the end.

You’re an APD officer, did you not attend the mandatory trainings? Your proficiency is tested during your ride along as well:

It probably was.

Hold down the fort!

the s2 salt was plentiful.

Ghosthawks aren’t pulled much there and are discouraged from just being used unnecessarily plus they’re Sgt+ only. But civs can also get them at blackwater plus a lot more. Defibs aren’t really a necessity either as medics actually do their job there because they’re whitelisted. For cartels, search & rescue can drop dope crates which I do often when I’m playing medic over there. The hardest thing for me to adjust to when I first started playing over there was the 15 min NLR since I was used to going right back to the fight on Asylum. But even NLR has its pros as it lets you steal people’s stuff after you wipe them and their friends without worry of them coming back instantly. Plus as I said, if you’re not watching their bodies, a whitelisted medic will roll in quietly and revive them (I do this a lot and it’s pretty hilarious). As of now, Olympus is much better run than Asylum and personally I have more fun there. One downside is the median age seems to be lower there so you get a lot of edgy kids there.

Well mcdili owns the server and donations cover expenses but he isn’t a developer so he doesn’t have that added pressure. I don’t know what Jesse does for a living or even how old he is but again, he’s just responsible for getting some dev work done along with others for fun. For Paratus it was ownership plus full time developer work and I believe he’s in his 30s with a family so of course he’s going to pursue a more lucrative venture of creating his own game rather than be beholden to an awful company like Bohemia, you can’t fault him for that. People give gnashes shit but he’s not obligated to do anything for Asylum either and others are free to step up and take his place. However all I see is a bunch of complaining and nobody doing the hard work. Server policy and the lack of implementation of what players want falls squarely on bamf so that’s where everyone’s ire should be directed at. He could decide to put in Alecs prison if he wanted but he didn’t so I don’t get why people blame gnashes.

To be fair, Paratus has to earn a living and since BI took that away from him through their draconian monetization rules, he had no choice but to make identity. No adult with a family to think about is going to commit valuable time and effort just to earn pennies on the dollar. Just look at Poseidon, he started Olympus as a teen and now that he’s out in the real world, he’s looking for a good job and sold off Olympus. These servers are good for college kids and younger to toy with in their spare time, not working adults.

Might be worth being like Olympus because Asylum is dead af.

Duh it’s heavy water.

I have seen it done several times with APD rolling in to a big drug bust and going straight for a seize. The fact you haven’t seen this tells me you didn’t do many drug busts after the policy update or you’re lying.

I’m looking forward to the final grotty gangs video.

Donor HQ made sense back in the day because everyone spawned there for safety from APD. But removing qilins because people don't know how to counter it on cartels is retarded. Edit: Let me elaborate - one of the problems with Asylum has always been too much focus placed on cartel life even at the cost of the main objective of this mission file which was originally cops vs civs/rebels/robbers. Cartels is something Paratus came up with and Olympus unfortunately copied but lucky for Olympus, McDili had the brains to realize this was a dead end path and shifted Olympus away from a purely cartel focus. Removing qilins for the sake of cartels would be a terrible move because not everyone plays Altis life for cartels and the vehicle has many other utilities for civs besides cartel pushes.