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Turtle Burtle

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  1. Sorry to flex on the gofundme bro but when its for one of the boys I'm always gonna pull through.
  2. Seconded. Hope to see you back soon Bralls!
  3. I'm selling my gaming pc my boy.
  4. Sorry buddy its time for me to leave. I love you <3
  5. Turtle Burtle

    Cya ;)

    I think this one has been a long time coming. Most of you probably don't know who I am but who cares. I figured I'd share my colorful asylum history with anyone who cares to read it so that you too can remember what made this game great. Asylum is one of the reasons I fell in love with gaming. I found this community at a time when I really needed it. I remember joining cop for the first time and having a blast fighting bad blood on S3 and thinking to myself "how could any game ever top this." Of course the luster of playing cop soon faded and I started playing a shit ton of civ with my good pals @J1M and @OLL13 2.0. We joined Darkhorse where I met @Dom @Tyrese @ZIM2233@V3N0M, found out that @Allstarplaya was a dickhead and @Clockwerk was probably a bit less than totally heterosexual. We had good times together on Stratis fighting feds against @Kingsland and all the cops stupid enough to play on S5. Of course eventually DHM disbanded and I ended up getting perm'd. A lot of us got back together to play on Tanoa where we formed Ascension. We fought against a lot of people and although the map was hella cheesy I still had a great time meeting people like @Jbdragon @Newfie @Term and @BoDjango. Ascension became more than just a bunch of guys playing a game, we were a team with a strong sense of comradery. Since returning again I've met a lot of new people playing cop @Innateocean @Markymark @MoralityVII @Marco. I also wanted to thank the admins, especially @BaDaBiNg_10-8 and @Subaru for not throwing my ban evading ass back in the garbage. I wish you all only the best for your future endeavors. Hopefully asylum will be great again one day, but I won't be around to see it as I'm moving on to bigger and better things. I know I've left a lot of people out of this post but I really don't feel like tagging a million more people in this post. Good luck out there boys. o7
  6. I have been drinking coffee all morning and i have literally just made the biggest shit of my life. Seriously, yall think im playing but i just shit so hard I was hovering because of the force my poopy spray came out at.
  7. WOW THAT IS WEIRD I DONT BELIEVE IT IS IN FACT ALLOWED WHAT A STRANGE COINCIDENCE THAT WE ARE ALL IN AGREEMENT ABOUT THIS.
  8. Something about this fucking game makes me rage harder than anything.
  9. DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED
  10. Milkshake had a butt hole what else can i say.
  11. I am excited for all of my sweet new boys to come hang out and play the big game with us.
  12. Accepted as member, welcome to big boy town!
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