[diss track on all my haters]

2 hours ago, Kotacc said:

I’m looking for rope to hang my self now. What the fuck was that. You sound like a skinny white boy who wears crusty boxers. I bet every time you jerk off you bottle it up and at end of the month you drink it thinking it’s protein and you have cunt hair of hope that you won’t look like light pole for once,  All thin and bent over from your uncle butt fucking you every day. These kids need to calm down cause your sound cloud career ain’t happening. 🤢🥴

Honestly, I've never seen someone cram so many high school clichés in one go. You deserve the medal for Biggest Mexican on Asylum. 

 

Congratulations.

[Best Pocket Admins on Asylum]

I believe I can speak from experience. The best pocket admin, by far, is Roice. 

[Heli/Coptage]

Compilation of vdms/drops/and other nonsense. I would like to thank Nate ishigh, whom has been a mentor and great influence. I owe 90% of my VDM's to him and 100% of my N word usage.

 

[Montage 1]

Thanks guys, soon im going to drop a VDM/flying montage, something that takes ACTUAL skill.

[Montage 1]

Nobody cares about you moving your mouse around and pointing at stuff. And only 14 year old fatherless kids listen to gangster rap.

["Drunk Squad" Server 4]

In-Game Name

Morgan Lacerda

Age

24

Arma Hours(Screenshot) https://gyazo.com/cdc15979848a3e987729fed8d5e00b42

5200

Banked Money

100k

Have you ever been Banned?

Yes

Current/Past Gangs

Past gangs: Armed Forces, DS

Do you have a Mic/Teamspeak?

Yes

What's your interest in joining Drunk Squad?

I'd like to redeem myself.

[Changelog - June]

I agree

[Nerf free cop loadouts]

On 3/13/2020 at 12:21 PM, Patato said:

Not sure how you want to balance around 1 guy getting mad because a he lost to a spar. Asylum has always been balanced towards a rebel advantage. Hence why 3-5 people with Mks can hold off 15 cops at prison.

I never suggested that, I am making the observation that balancing civ and cop side is impossible, considering the different levels of skill. Perhaps read things twice in the future so you don't get confused.

[Nerf free cop loadouts]

I think this is more a critique of Constables, Corporals+ generally never not re-gear. Constables might just rock the 5.56 if they're lazy. 

Admittedly, however, it can be quite frustrating for civs, who maybe don't have that many hours on Arma 3, to have to fight off an infinite wave of cops. But asylum has always been a shit show for trying to balance cop and civ side, considering civs come in all shapes and sizes. 

[New Moderators]

@BlackShot Representing for the Brazilians. Congrats you bitch

[Portugese players]

Brazil Porra

@BlackShot @Mr. Linux

[Remove VDM Rule]

+1 im honestly getting tired of being banned for rotor tapping orcas.

["Drunk Squad" Server 4]

In-Game Name- Morgan Lacerda

Age- 23

Arma Hours(Screenshot)- 4800

Banked Money- +2,500,000

Have you ever been Banned?- One time for unloading a car into someone's house and blowing it up. I've also been banned a few times for VDM, all have been successfully appealed. 

Current/Past Gangs- Armed Forces, a brazilian gang.

Do you have a Mic/Teamspeak?-Yes

What's your interest in joining Drunk Squad?-  Well, for the Asylum part of things, I have little interest in shooting, but I am great at vdming people without sacrificing the helicopter. But besides that, I believe I would bring my unequivocal charm and charisma to the group, my elegance renders side chat smack talk worthless. 

[The hottest of drops.]

Just now, Samperino said:

Aren't all your attempts at shooting anything embarrassing?

You're on thin ice with me Samperino. Keep the smack talk up and you'll be going on vacation, kid.

[The hottest of drops.]

9 hours ago, Samperino said:

Looks like April 21st, 2019 according to video date. @RoguePilot likes to hold on to videos to use at a convenient time. God knows what else he has on you, your sister, your mom, your dog, or your left pinkie toe. Be careful out there, soldier.

Can confirm, he's got an embarrassing video of me trying to shoot him. 

[Standards that Captains are held too.]

The Captains aren't the only ones to abuse their position, and seeing how many of the people complaining don't often play cop, I'm sure they have no clue. It should also be noted here, that while the Captains enjoy little to no accountability, they still show far more restraint than this new pathetic admin/moderator team.

All the positions of responsibility and " authority" in the Asylum servers have been able to be exploited with no accountability, because the community has become complacent and because of the toxic behavior of promoting your friends. I agree that the Captains should be put on check, but so should everybody else. But it won't happen, not until the dudes in charge decide to get serious about their servers.

[Change Log 8.4.1]

I agree with the rebels on this one, infinite rez for sgts+ is too much. It has unquestionably been a topic of hot debate over the last few years, as you can see by the countless posts on the forums about it. I move to switch the infinite rez perk for downing RPG's, grenades, suicide vests, and, of course, 7,62's for constables+. While we're at it, let's make it so banks, feds, and prisons have to be attacked instead of defended by the rebels. As we can see by the Evidence locker, rebels fare very well when on the offensive.

Yes, this should even the odds, given how skilled these gangs are.

Next, I would like to remove the courteous aspect from the APD, so that we too, can dish out the smack talk. Why should they get to tell me my penis is small when their balls have clearly not dropped, judging by my ruptured ear drums.

And finally, let us spike strip from helicopters again. 

[New Support Team Members]

2 hours ago, Phil | OG said:

Congrats all, but what good are other languages in an English only RP server?

There are several ways of RPing, and "hands up or die" is pretty universal by now.

[Lower prices on hunters and striders?]

What they really need to do is bring the price of the Hummingbird back to 20k @ 0% taxes... For the sake of my wallet.

 

 

 

And let us spike strip form heli's again

[asylum cops suck]

If you kidnap me and then say  'drop your gear or die' you aint getting my gear...if you give me a good reason to drop my gear and give me a little story ill happily drop my gear for you. But obviously this is presuming you will kidnap me, I never go to kavala

[APD Captain Announcement]

It's about goddamn time.

[Worst drop by the APD]

1 hour ago, justi said:

I don't camp chop shop all day, once in a while its fun to fight hordes of angry cops that can't get to you. If you have a problem with me doing what I like to do, stay out of the region? I'm not sure what advice to give to you other than to not engage me. Not sure what you were looking for here posting that. Thanks anyways buddy.

 

I don't have a problem with you camping chop at all, that's not what I said.

What I am saying is that you're not in the position to talk smack, considering the fact that you are incompetent.

And I will engage you every time I see you there. Don't know if that was clear enough in the last post lol

[Worst drop by the APD]

Im going to take this as a free smack talk zone.

So you camp chop shop all day, and then when content finally shows up you miss all your shots as well as an RPG. 

Let's talk about the day where we dropped on you with a hummingbird and you got downed by a guy with spawn gear.

 

[Anarchy's Strider Space Program!]

 

[911 - China Rising]

Me and @Ken. had an interesting experience with them while on cop.

They initiated and downed us at Athira medical thinking we were rebels, but upon finding out we were cops, they said sorry at least 3 dozen times, unrestrained us and let us go.

We didn't even bother going after and charging them, just by how surprised we were by the fact that a group of players didn't take advantage of restrained cops.

I respect those chinamen.