Kawaii Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 (edited) House Honey Dicks House Honey Dicks is the newest house of Hogwarts and has recently opened a school in the scenic city of Kavala as a quiet base of operations to recruit new mages from across the Mediterranean. House Honey Dicks mission in Kavala specifically is to overthrow the APD cuck overlords led by @DarkKnight and instill anarcho-capitalism into Kavala. Honey Dicks use a wide variety of spells, enchantments and incantations to gain an advantage both on and off the battlefield. Admission Requirements As a student of House Honey Dicks you must meet the following criteria barring some exceptions: 1. You must agree that R. Kelly is a political prisoner 2. You must have sided with the Stormcloaks in Skyrim 3. You must have at least 2 Asylum bans on record with screenshots (Exceptions made for severity/video of first ban) Example- 4. You must be Subscribed to Pewdiepie 5. You have seen Edgegamer's singing video 6. You have never been to a cartel 7. Must believe in magic 8. No history of seizures/physical disability Enrollment Format IGN: Age: Why you want to enroll in House Honey Dicks: Ban Screenshots (Harassment/Exploit preferred): House Honey Dicks The High Council (Rank 1) - Able to perform any type of spell, access to Hogwarts tuition grant money and suspend students. Mi Hung Lo, Kawaii Ojou, Sheriff Rick, El chapo, Stan Lee, StevieDeeks, FatherSpreadMyAssPt1, Joey Jihad, 王Rando王(Post Mortem), MAXSA, , Brown Syndrome(Post Mortem) Maxed Mage Lvl 99 (Rank 2) - Able to recruit to our house and access FAFSFA 王 i have aids in my but 王, Daryl Dixon Grand Wizards (Rank 3) - Able to use alchemy table (crates) Tony, Soviet Toaster, Predator, brand, luke, Play Mo Bamba please, Exodus, WhoSwigg, Students (Rank 4) - Able to enter magic school doors Tactical Grandpa, Hentai Desu Desu, Stabl, Sgt Murray, scooba Steve, mpber, Alec, Chemist, Command Center Edited May 19, 2019 by Kawaii Honor Bag Of Funyuns, Google™, Mitch ifrit is a bitch and 9 others like this Link to comment
Daryl Dixon Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 Reserved. Sheriff Rick and Kawaii like this Link to comment
they took the name eazy Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 eptic wooo Reformed epTic likes this Link to comment
Bag Of Funyuns Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 I like it Link to comment
Sp0on Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 I'm posting this as a formal application for a seat upon the high council. Link to comment
Farmer Steve Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 More white people. I like it too. Link to comment
Google™ Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 What if I have more than 2 bans can I skip ranks and get a high rank? Kawaii likes this Link to comment
Sheriff Rick Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 6 hours ago, 王 rando 王 said: cAN i joIN? i hav a rook and autoclliocker. il try 2 gett a 45 acp afterr a coupel mor peech runs Can you share the autoclicker with everyone? That would be quite the spell to add to House Honey Dick's collection. If so we will accept your enrollment. Link to comment
王 rando 王 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 55 minutes ago, Elaiscancer said: Can you share the autoclicker with everyone? That would be quite the spell to add to House Honey Dick's collection. If so we will accept your enrollment. do u want my pullldowns as wel? Link to comment
Kernikov Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Good luck Kawaii likes this Link to comment
Sheriff Rick Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, Connor1959 said: hey look its the gang me and 2 other people wiped in abdera. There was only one High Council member present to guide the House Honey Dick students on their field trip. Besides that, the House Honey Dick library does not hold the same records on such event Opposite, in fact. Edited February 1, 2019 by Elaiscancer Link to comment
bum41 Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 Probably the best gang (ever) to be on the asylum servers. Link to comment
Sheriff Rick Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 19 hours ago, bum41 said: Probably the best gang (ever) to be on the asylum servers. We would wipe Bad Blood tbh. Just need a rook and admins to ignore a little bit of passenger seating bum41 likes this Link to comment
Sheriff Rick Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 @Kawaii I would like to begin the motion to posthumously award rank 1 to @王 rando 王 for his valiant service in Kavala. There was no better VDMer and he was always willing to take a ban for the greater good. A monument for him will be made once we successfully instill Anarco Capitalism. Kawaii, Brotherdave and 王 rando 王 like this Link to comment
Kawaii Posted February 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 8 hours ago, Elaiscancer said: @Kawaii I would like to begin the motion to posthumously award rank 1 to @王 rando 王 for his valiant service in Kavala. There was no better VDMer and he was always willing to take a ban for the greater good. A monument for him will be made once we successfully instill Anarco Capitalism. +1 and done. Gone but not forgotten, still fighting the good fight against self righteous losers on the forums. Thank you for your service @王 rando 王 王 rando 王, Soviet Toaster and Sheriff Rick like this Link to comment
Infamous [FULL SEND] Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 um im memer can i join Link to comment
Sheriff Rick Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 7 hours ago, Infamous [FULL SEND] said: um im memer can i join You left Kavala and that is unforgiveable Link to comment
Brotherdave Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 Keep doing the lords work by keeping the APD cucklords out of Kavala. Kawaii and 王 rando 王 like this Link to comment
Slick Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) I want to start off by saying... Fuck you luke, aids and @Sheriff Rick Grimes ya bunch of fuckin whiney twats. Everyone else is awesome, except for you three douche fuckers. That is all. Edited March 1, 2019 by Phil | OG Link to comment
Sheriff Rick Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 On 3/1/2019 at 1:15 PM, Phil | OG said: I want to start off by saying... Fuck you luke, aids and @Sheriff Rick Grimes ya bunch of fuckin whiney twats. Everyone else is awesome, except for you three douche fuckers. That is all. Can't wait for the redemption arc Phil Link to comment
Sauren Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 iGN- Xavier Age 17 reason: I"m new to Arma and I am looking for some boother to hang out with and do gang activities with some of my qualifications are and can go into further depth in a discord call im a developer (indie developer) really good at fps games (play proffessionaly) my discord name is (knuckleShiftGaming) i hope im accepted and would to like to vc if possible thank you for your time Link to comment
Sheriff Rick Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 On 3/8/2019 at 9:20 PM, Officer Timmy said: iGN- Xavier Age 17 reason: I"m new to Arma and I am looking for some boother to hang out with and do gang activities with some of my qualifications are and can go into further depth in a discord call im a developer (indie developer) really good at fps games (play proffessionaly) my discord name is (knuckleShiftGaming) i hope im accepted and would to like to vc if possible thank you for your time You gotta put it all in the right format. We are asking very critical questions 王 rando 王 likes this Link to comment
Slick Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 On 3/22/2019 at 6:02 PM, Officer Timmy said: understood Denied Brown Syndrome likes this Link to comment
Sheriff Rick Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Although this is late we would like to have a moment of silence for @Brown Syndrome for his heroic efforts. He died fighting the good fight and most importantly he didndunuffin. Legend has it that Brown's ghost is still raping people's sisters. In addition, @Kawaii I would like to file a motion that he is posthumously awarded rank 1 for his sacrifice for the greater good for the people of Kavala. Brown Syndrome likes this Link to comment
Bag Of Funyuns Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 We lost a good person. Sheriff Rick and Brown Syndrome like this Link to comment
Slick Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 4 hours ago, Elaiscancer said: Although this is late we would like to have a moment of silence for @Brown Syndrome for his heroic efforts. He died fighting the good fight and most importantly he didndunuffin. Legend has it that Brown's ghost is still raping people's sisters. In addition, @Kawaii I would like to file a motion that he is posthumously awarded rank 1 for his sacrifice for the greater good for the people of Kavala. 2 hours ago, Bag Of Funyuns said: We lost a good person. Aww did @Brown Syndrome get the ban hammer? Brown Syndrome likes this Link to comment
Bag Of Funyuns Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 Just now, Phil | OG said: Aww did @Brown Syndrome get the ban hammer? aww did your dad leave you when you were younger? 王 rando 王 and Sheriff Rick like this Link to comment
Slick Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bag Of Funyuns said: aww did your dad leave you when you were younger? Seems like you have been triggered, you should make sure you took your medicine today. They should ban trash like you while they're at it. Link to comment
Bag Of Funyuns Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 Just now, Phil | OG said: Seems like you have been triggered, you should make sure you took your medicine today. They should ban trash like you while they're at it. it's alright, he just went to Walmart to grab a few things. Link to comment
Sheriff Rick Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, Phil | OG said: Seems like you have been triggered, you should make sure you took your medicine today. They should ban trash like you while they're at it. 28 minutes ago, Phil | OG said: Aww did @Brown Syndrome get the ban hammer? At first I felt kinda bad when I demoted you and you raged quit but you have reassured me that it was the right choice. Link to comment
Slick Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 16 hours ago, Elaiscancer said: At first I felt kinda bad when I demoted you and you raged quit but you have reassured me that it was the right choice. Lol who are you? You didn't demote shit lul Link to comment
Kawaii Posted May 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 Today we gather in memoriam of Brown Syndrome. An up and coming young talent, his passion for side chat landed him in conflict the fagmins of Asylum and after a strenuous battle he sadly joins Rando on the banlist. House Honey Dicks never forgets the sacrifices our wizards and warlocks make to ensure a cop and Israeli free Kavala. Thank you @Brown Syndrome, we hope to one day resurrect you along with Project Vienna. To everyone else, please raise your dicks in honor. Memores acti prudentes futuri. Sheriff Rick and Brown Syndrome like this Link to comment
王 rando 王 Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 After many months the fagmins of asylum have let me return to my home in Kavala. I am ready to continue what we started. Kawaii likes this Link to comment
王 rando 王 Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 well maybe in 4 months Link to comment
Sheriff Rick Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 This is an official announcement from house Honey Dicks, we are here to say that @Brown Syndromeis reformed and no longer a toxic player. I spoke to him and he is no longer an angry man. Our boy has gotten laid and is now in post nut clarity and no longer wishes ill will towards anyone Masonn and 王 rando 王 like this Link to comment
王 rando 王 Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 4 hours ago, Elaiscancer said: This is an official announcement from house Honey Dicks, we are here to say that @Brown Syndromeis reformed and no longer a toxic player. I spoke to him and he is no longer an angry man. Our boy has gotten laid and is now in post nut clarity and no longer wishes ill will towards anyone I’ve been fucking, still gonna vdm all the police and opposing pistol bangers in Kavala Sheriff Rick likes this Link to comment
Sheriff Rick Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 minute ago, 王 rando 王 said: I’ve been fucking, still gonna vdm all the police and opposing pistol bangers in Kavala VDMing cops is a respectable white collar crime. Shouldn't even be bannable 王 rando 王 likes this Link to comment
Sheriff Rick Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 House Honey Dicks is pleased to announce that the political prisoner @Brown Syndrome has been freed at last. All are encouraged to hide their little sisters at this time. Masonn likes this Link to comment
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