kryptonthegamer Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 I suddenly this past 2 weeks have an insane desire to have a baby...don’t care with who as long as they are 5’9” or taller and they have to be a little psychotic/out there lol explain why I desire this JIMBO likes this Link to comment
MR. COW Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 You hit puperty? Bherky, RobbyDoggy, Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz and 3 others like this Link to comment
kryptonthegamer Posted April 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, MR. COW said: You hit puperty? I remember you reporting me a long time ago and the Senior apd staff laughed at how autistic you were Bag Of Funyuns, Seán That Irish Guy, Storm7 and 3 others like this Link to comment
kryptonthegamer Posted April 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Just now, ron the player said: Bad idea Ronnie why? Link to comment
DeSt Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Feel like you the type of guy to end up on jerry springer vibe. Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz likes this Link to comment
Bag Of Funyuns Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Let’s fuck 王 rando 王, Innate, Big Fred and 1 other like this Link to comment
Swade White Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, Bag Of Funyuns said: Let’s fuck That's how babies are made?? Link to comment
DeSt Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Bag Of Funyuns said: Let’s fuck the only person you will fuck are the innocent civs on altis with your 20 percent tax. Edited April 29, 2019 by DeSt Ron Johnson, 王 rando 王, Leroy Fish and 8 others like this Link to comment
kryptonthegamer Posted April 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 8 minutes ago, DeSt said: Feel like you the type of guy to end up on jerry springer vibe. Idk hopefully not I will probably kill the mother tho Link to comment
EthanS Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 (edited) Just be this “man” https://people.com/human-interest/wyley-simpson-pregnant-man-baby-boy-texas/amp/ Edited April 29, 2019 by EthanS Link to comment
Mitch (IFRIT) Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 YOUR DESIRE IS MISGUIDED. Clint Beastwood and Sp0on like this Link to comment
kryptonthegamer Posted April 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, Mitch (IFRIT) said: YOUR DESIRE IS MISGUIDED. I thibk I am slightly psychopathic...I have desires that do not make sense even to myself. I cannot feel emotion except towards the people that I desire to USE for my own good (I don’t even love the girls I date I’ve figured out, I just hate losing the ability to use them) I also do not fear death rather embrace it and hope that I get assassinated and I actually am usually paranoid that I WILL someday get assassinated for one reason or another. I am still a great gamer nonetheless JoeDa likes this Link to comment
HomeTrlx Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 46 minutes ago, kryptonthegamer said: I thibk I am slightly psychopathic...I have desires that do not make sense even to myself. I cannot feel emotion except towards the people that I desire to USE for my own good (I don’t even love the girls I date I’ve figured out, I just hate losing the ability to use them) I also do not fear death rather embrace it and hope that I get assassinated and I actually am usually paranoid that I WILL someday get assassinated for one reason or another. I am still a great gamer nonetheless dafuq Fried Rice likes this Link to comment
william Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Donald, Dally, 王 rando 王 and 3 others like this Link to comment
Bag Of Funyuns Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 hour ago, DeSt said: the only person you will fuck are the innocent civs on altis with your 20 percent tax. Must continue !! Link to comment
JoeDa Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Lmfao I'd rather not have you give birth to the next school shooter in America. P L E A S E D O N T R E P R O D U C E Kyle_, Clint Beastwood, Bag Of Funyuns and 6 others like this Link to comment
Shane McCoy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 hour ago, kryptonthegamer said: I thibk I am slightly psychopathic...I have desires that do not make sense even to myself. I cannot feel emotion except towards the people that I desire to USE for my own good (I don’t even love the girls I date I’ve figured out, I just hate losing the ability to use them) I also do not fear death rather embrace it and hope that I get assassinated and I actually am usually paranoid that I WILL someday get assassinated for one reason or another. I am still a great gamer nonetheless Link to comment
Bandit Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 2 hours ago, kryptonthegamer said: I thibk I am slightly psychopathic...I have desires that do not make sense even to myself. I cannot feel emotion except towards the people that I desire to USE for my own good (I don’t even love the girls I date I’ve figured out, I just hate losing the ability to use them) I also do not fear death rather embrace it and hope that I get assassinated and I actually am usually paranoid that I WILL someday get assassinated for one reason or another. I am still a great gamer nonetheless Totally unrelated question, would you happen to be on a “No fly list”? Shane McCoy, Sp0on, Clint Beastwood and 3 others like this Link to comment
DJB Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 (edited) Bc it means you get to finally have sex? lol jk jk Edited April 29, 2019 by Wop Link to comment
painkiller Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 dont do it bruh, do it when u are like 29, u got to be financially stabil and have the matureness to take care of a kid. Bherky and Sp0on like this Link to comment
Steve Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 2 hours ago, kryptonthegamer said: I thibk I am slightly psychopathic...I have desires that do not make sense even to myself. I cannot feel emotion except towards the people that I desire to USE for my own good (I don’t even love the girls I date I’ve figured out, I just hate losing the ability to use them) I also do not fear death rather embrace it and hope that I get assassinated and I actually am usually paranoid that I WILL someday get assassinated for one reason or another. I am still a great gamer nonetheless Only Krypton can say all this and make it semi believable Link to comment
Sp0on Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 buy a cat/dog and go enjoy being young. dont bring a kid into this world just because you "feel like having one." do us all that favor. Bherky likes this Link to comment
Seán That Irish Guy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 (edited) Krypton, this sort of thing is to be kept to the confines of the snap group. The public will not comprehend you motives my friend. Come back to the light. Edited April 29, 2019 by Sean That Irish Guy Kyle_ and JoeDa like this Link to comment
Big Fred Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 3 hours ago, kryptonthegamer said: I also do not fear death rather embrace it and hope that I get assassinated and I actually am usually paranoid that I WILL someday get assassinated for one reason or another. Just start some beef with @Proud. He'll be there within 2 years and get it sorted. Link to comment
Yung Tommy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 5 hours ago, MR. COW said: You hit puperty? did no one else acknowledge he said PUPERTY? Link to comment
kryptonthegamer Posted April 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 10 hours ago, JoeDa said: Lmfao I'd rather not have you give birth to the next school shooter in America. P L E A S E D O N T R E P R O D U C E Joeda I wouldn’t mind if you died during vietnam JoeDa and JIMBO like this Link to comment
JIMBO Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 aww! thats so sweet krypton, can't wait to meet the kids! Scott, Azeh and Kyle_ like this Link to comment
kryptonthegamer Posted April 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Jimbo said: aww! thats so sweet krypton, can't wait to meet the kids! If more than one kid comes out that vagina one is going to foster care JIMBO and Kyle_ like this Link to comment
Tricks Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 8 hours ago, kryptonthegamer said: If more than one kid comes out that vagina one is going to foster care If you choose to provide more expensive essentials and add common perks, you could easily spend over $745,000 from birth to age 18, according to our calculations. RIP your bank account..... Link to comment
wollie35 Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, Tricks said: If you choose to provide more expensive essentials and add common perks, you could easily spend over $745,000 from birth to age 18, according to our calculations. RIP your bank account..... does America get like money from the gouverment when they have children or is that a no? edit: asking cause in the netherlands u get money monthly from the gouverment when u have kids (till 18) Edited April 30, 2019 by wollie35 Link to comment
Tricks Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 9 minutes ago, wollie35 said: does America get like money from the gouverment when they have children or is that a no? edit: asking cause in the netherlands u get money monthly from the gouverment when u have kids (till 18) Depends on your income. You may get money for food and clothes but not like money to pay bills and stuff, in michigan we have a thing called bridge cards. Also that was including college and more then the bare minimum of everything. Link to comment
Cheech'nChong Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 You sure those roids were for human consumption buddy? explicit likes this Link to comment
kryptonthegamer Posted April 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cheech'nChong said: You sure those roids were for human consumption buddy? No they’re for cattle only and Destroy human brains but idc i have fucked way too many chubby chicks due to them Cheech'nChong likes this Link to comment
Cheech'nChong Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 52 minutes ago, kryptonthegamer said: No they’re for cattle only and Destroy human brains but idc i have fucked way too many chubby chicks due to them More cushion for the pushing my man Link to comment
Dull Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Cheech'nChong said: You sure those roids were for human consumption buddy? Roids for what? His chicken legs? The girls that workout at my gym has bigger legs than that beta cuck. Link to comment
Cheech'nChong Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dull said: Roids for what? His chicken legs? The girls that workout at my gym has bigger legs than that beta cuck. That gym must be huge if its large enough for both your massive forehead and your ego Kyle_ and kryptonthegamer like this Link to comment
Dull Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Cheech'nChong said: That gym must be huge if its large enough for both your massive forehead and your ego You sound pretty surprised about the existence of huge gyms that can fit stuff. You'll probably see 1 or 2 if you roll up the curtains in your server, I mean your room. Edited April 30, 2019 by Dull Link to comment
kryptonthegamer Posted May 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Cheech'nChong said: That gym must be huge if its large enough for both your massive forehead and your ego Remmeber when full used to play asylum 12 hours a day sleep for 5 then game again?? Cheech'nChong likes this Link to comment
Cheech'nChong Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 14 hours ago, Dull said: You sound pretty surprised about the existence of huge gyms that can fit stuff. You'll probably see 1 or 2 if you roll up the curtains in your server, I mean your room. Dont think you even realise either of us hardly ever plays these days. Your insult almost made sense there for a second bud, keep trying! I got a feeling that you're on the spectrum, am I right? If so I should stop making fun of you and your meaty head. Kyle_ and kryptonthegamer like this Link to comment
uc. Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 15 hours ago, Dull said: You sound pretty surprised about the existence of huge gyms that can fit stuff. You'll probably see 1 or 2 if you roll up the curtains in your server, I mean your room. Kys retard Kyle_, Masonn and kryptonthegamer like this Link to comment
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