Niklaus and the Cult is recruiting

[Niklaus]

Hi everyone, I'd like to formally invite you all to apply for the very prestigious, very reserved Niklaus Cult. Currently Niklaus Cult is almost full, but we are accepting a few more highly skilled inductees to potentially become full time members. Please read the following requirements and fill out your application according to the format posted below.

REQUIREMENTS: 

Member of APD, AFD, moderation team, and unemployed IRL. 

Able to grind heroin runs for 8 hours a day, and RDM in Kavala for 4.

Would gladly sell kidneys for in game money.

 Be able to hate on Niklaus Cult in side chat. 

Over 400 lbs, and salty as fuck.

Able to crouch peak like a god

 

APPLICATION FORMAT

 Name:

Player ID:

Weight and daily sweat output:

Average FPS:

Screenshot of all 25 talent points:

Age and relationship status (No relationships we are married to Asylum):

Hate for PMC (1-10):

 

Put your applications in comments, looking forward to seeing your responses

 

[Chr1s]

Gl

[Nenja]

-1 

[Niklaus]

25 minutes ago, 王 Nenja 王 said:

-1 

stfu

25 minutes ago, 王 Nenja 王 said:

-1 

cancel that, i think you'd meet all the requirements if you'd like to send me an app

[Fredz]

APPLICATION FORMAT

 Name: Niklaussucksdick

Player ID: 911

Weight and daily sweat output: 400kg (just like Niklauas' mum)

Average FPS: 3

Screenshot of all 25 talent points: 

Nah

Age and relationship status (No relationships we are married to Asylum): 12, I am married to mrs Niklaus

Hate for PMC (1-10): ...