DankBud Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Just now, levii said: mason on cop brainlet No shit Sherlock Holmes? Is he the new Captain or something? Just now, Zealot said: your smooth brain clearly can't comprehend what's happening in the video. the point of the video is to show that the people reviewing the captain reports do exactly what the captains do You saying almighty Mason is corrupt? Link to comment
Ethan Darrell Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 ill leave this here BlackShot, Twinkie, Bag Of Funyuns and 1 other like this Link to comment
Infamous [FULL SEND] Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 30 minutes ago, DankBud said: Only thing i see here is you guys getting wrecked by DS(feels bad,it happens)... As i stated above,you guys cry when things don't go your way an then want to report people over it.... what this clips shows, is the APD driving OUR Tempest away. 21 minutes ago, Patato said: (Section F is a meme) 100%, and you know why, because it has to be approved by a CM and ALL THE CMS Love how corrupt the apd is and then themselves are CORRUPT. Patato and aqzx127 like this Link to comment
levii Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 (edited) apd blows up ceo orcas for sport btw https://www.gaming-asylum.com/forums/index.php?/support/11738/ eta Edited June 24, 2020 by levii Link to comment
DankBud Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Infamous [FULL SEND] said: what this clips shows, is the APD driving OUR Tempest away. 100%, and you know why, because it has to be approved by a CM and ALL THE CMS Love how corrupt the apd is and then themselves are CORRUPT. Yes,that clip in fact did show that. See as i stated before that Captains should be held to a higher standard,that there is in fact double standards in the APD,it is a thing indeed.I would like to see that changed. The video Ethan posted shows that double standard. But...the groups/gangs doing them in some way shape or form brings it upon them selves,i will list a few examples below. -They get salty. -They are aids/assholes when being processed. -They are sore losers.(up for debate with some groups/gangs),im leaning on this one with you guys,because god fucking dam do you boys cry alot on here. -They never do anything wrong. -They take it personal. Seriously tho,you guys bring it upon your selves when being processed,i have seen that first hand,its not just one person there quite a few of you. When something goes south you point fingers at one another. Then you blame the Pd for breaking some form of rule,then come on the forums to report them for w/e reason. This post is an example of that..Something didn't go your way so you come on here to Remove the ability to report Captains,with a poll,a picture of the result (that clearly you didn't like) what in the fuck is that going to do and or change?? not once out of all this post made was something constructive from any of your guys, @Sean That Irish Guy made a point an you just continued to try an flame me like its going to hurt my feelings or something. Link to comment
Yung Jaypl Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 1 hour ago, DankBud said: Only thing i see here is you guys getting wrecked by DS(feels bad,it happens)... As i stated above,you guys cry when things don't go your way an then want to report people over it.... That's Mason on cop... I gave you the benefit of the doubt earlier, but apparently you're just fucking retarded or something. DankBud likes this Link to comment
DankBud Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Just now, Yung Jaypl said: That's Mason on cop... I gave you the benefit of the doubt earlier, but apparently you're just fucking retarded or something. Oh yea for sure retarded,thank you for giving me the benefit of the doubt earlier so kind of you. Link to comment
王 Ari Petrou 王 Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Bag Of Funyuns and Scavin like this Link to comment
DankBud Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, Yung Jaypl said: That's Mason on cop... I gave you the benefit of the doubt earlier, but apparently you're just fucking retarded or something. https://gyazo.com/ebace6e26347573dfe7e98b41158acdb Oh noes clockwerk what did you do!?!?! watch out Captains... Can we all give a round of applause to CEO.... Infamous [FULL SEND] and Pizza Man like this Link to comment
Yung Jaypl Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Just now, DankBud said: https://gyazo.com/ebace6e26347573dfe7e98b41158acdb Oh noes clockwerk what did you do!?!?! watch out Captains... Can we all give a round of applause to CEO.... Wow. This was funny and everyone is laughing. Link to comment
Infamous [FULL SEND] Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 16 minutes ago, DankBud said: Yes,that clip in fact did show that. See as i stated before that Captains should be held to a higher standard,that there is in fact double standards in the APD,it is a thing indeed.I would like to see that changed. The video Ethan posted shows that double standard. But...the groups/gangs doing them in some way shape or form brings it upon them selves,i will list a few examples below. -They get salty. -They are aids/assholes when being processed. -They are sore losers.(up for debate with some groups/gangs),im leaning on this one with you guys,because god fucking dam do you boys cry alot on here. -They never do anything wrong. -They take it personal. Seriously tho,you guys bring it upon your selves when being processed,i have seen that first hand,its not just one person there quite a few of you. When something goes south you point fingers at one another. Then you blame the Pd for breaking some form of rule,then come on the forums to report them for w/e reason. This post is an example of that..Something didn't go your way so you come on here to Remove the ability to report Captains,with a poll,a picture of the result (that clearly you didn't like) what in the fuck is that going to do and or change?? not once out of all this post made was something constructive from any of your guys, @Sean That Irish Guy made a point an you just continued to try an flame me like its going to hurt my feelings or something. thanks for being retarded, CEO on top Link to comment
DankBud Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Just now, Infamous [FULL SEND] said: thanks for being retarded, CEO on top lmfao smh you guys are something else... Link to comment
Reapered Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Patato said: *Removes all balances and checks on captains. *Allows them to run their own faction with no framework/oversight/accountability (Section F is a meme) When players get upset because the goalposts are constantly changed on them just because a certain person logs in. The last time an actual section F was close to happening was DK a few years ago, they only needed like 2 more LTs for it to happen. Patato likes this Link to comment
LeagueLucian Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Free my man clock Clockwerk, Mate, Tarro and 3 others like this Link to comment
Infamous [FULL SEND] Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Just now, LeagueLucian said: Free my man clock maybe he can be a captain on your server Link to comment
justi Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 (edited) Of all of the captains I've reported, nothing ever came of it. No point, don't bother wasting your time. It doesnt matter how blatantly obvious the captain is being a massive shithead. Durga, Leady, Codie alter'boy', subaru, clockwork, - fuck them. Edited June 24, 2020 by justi . Link to comment
王 Bobby Leel 王 Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 15 hours ago, Niklaus said: cant wait until i get captain. i could probably kos anyone i wanted and nothing would happen You already do that to medics. Lmfaoo. Link to comment
HotWings Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Captains have to get caught accepting nudes to get in trouble, dont waste your time people. Sheriff Rick likes this Link to comment
Reapered Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 1 hour ago, HotWings said: Captains have to get caught accepting nudes to get in trouble, dont waste your time people. That’s not enough these days, trust me. Link to comment
Bandit Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 8 hours ago, justi said: Of all of the captains I've reported, nothing ever came of it. No point, don't bother wasting your time. It doesnt matter how blatantly obvious the captain is being a massive shithead. Durga, Leady, Codie alter'boy', subaru, clockwork, - fuck them. To be fair, I wouldn’t accept reports from you either Link to comment
justi Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 47 minutes ago, Bandit said: To be fair, I wouldn’t accept reports from you either To be fair, you never had the opportunity, even though you wasted thousands of hours copping on asylum. You're just a rusty nail. Tarro likes this Link to comment
Niklaus Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 4 hours ago, 王 Foxx 王 said: You already do that to medics. Lmfaoo. shhhh dont remind the higher ups Link to comment
Bandit Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 47 minutes ago, justi said: To be fair, you never had the opportunity, even though you wasted thousands of hours copping on asylum. You're just a rusty nail. Don't worry, I don't need to be an LT to know how much of a retard you are. You're a running joke in the APD. Niklaus likes this Link to comment
Niklaus Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 these kids with tryhard names thinking they're the shit because they can kill a cop pushing fed in an unarmored hatchback with a tac vest and an mx Link to comment
Chris Peacock Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Niklaus said: these kids with tryhard names thinking they're the shit because they can kill a cop pushing fed in an unarmored hatchback with a tac vest and an mx ?? Swat gets MK1 and Strider and sgt+ can pull armor? Wtf are u on Link to comment
justi Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Bandit said: Don't worry, I don't need to be an LT to know how much of a retard you are. You're a running joke in the APD. Its not that you don't need to be an LT, you aren't. Like I said just a rusty nail who quite litterely wasted so many hours and accomplished so little. I'm sure it reflects upon you as a person, a lazy cocksucking democrat who has a dogs brain. To not play asylum for months and to be a 'running joke' is an accomplishment to me, more than you have ever done. Atleast I made people laugh at my stupid antics, you just went out of your way to be a cocksucker and I know you enjoyed every moment of it, faggot. Edited June 24, 2020 by justi . Link to comment
Bandit Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, justi said: Its not that you don't need to be an LT, you aren't. Like I said just a rusty nail who quite litterely wasted so many hours and accomplished so little. I'm sure it reflects upon you as a person, a lazy cocksucking democrat who has a dogs brain. To not play asylum for months and to be a 'running joke' is an accomplishment to me, more than you have ever done. Atleast I made people laugh at my stupid antics, you just went out of your way to be a cocksucker and I know you enjoyed every moment of it, faggot. Unlike you, I don't value my worth by stuff that happens in a video game. I haven't accomplished anything because there is nothing to accomplish, because none of this matters. But hey, if you want to tell your grandkids about how a community of gaymers remembered you for your insufferable personality, you do you. I won't judge. Link to comment
justi Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Bandit said: Unlike you, I don't value my worth by stuff that happens in a video game. I haven't accomplished anything because there is nothing to accomplish, because none of this matters. But hey, if you want to tell your grandkids about how a community of gaymers remembered you for your insufferable personality, you do you. I won't judge. In the end, nothing matters. Life is just one big experience, and to say that this doesn't matter is to say nothing matters aswell. By playing here for as long as you do is valuing your experience here. I don't want to get philosophical with someone who has the moral intellect of a deep spectrum autistic person so I will refrain. If anyone here is flexing its you buddy. Bandit you never fail to show me how stupid man can really be. I will judge. Edited June 24, 2020 by justi . Bandit likes this Link to comment
Abu Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 31 minutes ago, Niklaus said: these kids with tryhard names thinking they're the shit because they can kill a cop pushing fed in an unarmored hatchback with a tac vest and an mx Link to comment
salty.connor Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Captains should follow the rules... they're the ones that make them. all the time captains would just give you a ticket without saying a word and if you denied it you got sent straight to jail power hungry kiddos not darkknight i like darkknight Walt and Miller. like this Link to comment
salty.connor Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 speaking of power hungry lets see how they react to common sense Yung Jaypl, Bherky, Midamaru and 4 others like this Link to comment
Niklaus Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 37 minutes ago, Black_Jesus said: ?? Swat gets MK1 and Strider and sgt+ can pull armor? Wtf are u on There's like 30 sgt+ and I've seen Patato say there's around 2k whitelisted constables so the odds are most cops you encounter are not pulling armor Link to comment
DankBud Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 12 hours ago, justi said: Of all of the captains I've reported, nothing ever came of it. No point, don't bother wasting your time. It doesnt matter how blatantly obvious the captain is being a massive shithead. Durga, Leady, Codie alter'boy', subaru, clockwork, - fuck them. Whoa,Leady is the least toxic to people out that bunch byyyyy far,an im assuming he prob had a good deal to change the rule in question so you should be thanking the people who helped trying to change it..Treat him with respect he will treat you with it back 100%.... Link to comment
Chris Peacock Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Niklaus said: There's like 30 sgt+ and I've seen Patato say there's around 2k whitelisted constables so the odds are most cops you encounter are not pulling armor Most of the time there is atleast 1 sgt+ and + constables have swat 1 hour ago, salty.connor said: speaking of power hungry lets see how they react to common sense U think about what u did? Link to comment
Sheriff Rick Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 17 hours ago, Patato said: *Removes all balances and checks on captains. *Allows them to run their own faction with no framework/oversight/accountability (Section F is a meme) When players get upset because the goalposts are constantly changed on them just because a certain person logs in. 100% spot on Niklaus likes this Link to comment
bigjohn561 Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 2 hours ago, salty.connor said: speaking of power hungry lets see how they react to common sense Lol.... U spoke your mind. Thats not allowed bro. Link to comment
Yung Jaypl Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 4 hours ago, salty.connor said: speaking of power hungry lets see how they react to common sense Classic. Link to comment
Samperino Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 Colin., zdeat, Ryan2150 and 4 others like this Link to comment
wollie35 Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 (edited) I mean yeah if they are gonna treat m like this then might aswell remove m, means less traffic towards asylum, and we all know asylum can't handle those packages too well. Spoiler i know this doesnt matter shit network wise, just meming. For real tho this is the worst response i could think of when being reported Edited June 25, 2020 by wollie35 Link to comment
IAmLegion Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 On 6/23/2020 at 8:22 PM, Midamaru said: Where you guys around for when durga was captain? *Bounty hunter comes into police HQ and sends bounty to jail on the spot* *Durga charges the bounty hunter for the same amount the bounty was worth and sends him to jail* 1 day later new APD Policy: When a bounty hunter sends a fugitive in cop restrains to jail. You may charge the bounty hunter for the same amount the fugitive was worth and send him to jail. @Mason Wake up rookie, work to do! This 🙂 best captain ever Midamaru likes this Link to comment
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