Hoodlum Priest Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 (edited) Darkhorse has a hole in its roster that needs to be filled ASAP. We are looking for a gang member with specific skills. These skills include but are not limited to: 1) Must wear only ghillie suits and be adept at hiding in grass in plain sight and must be surprised when you get shot in the face from someone 400 meters out because you dont understand that the grass youre hiding in does not render for someone that far out. 2) Must never carry a defib since you must refuse to rev your gang mates, even if youre 3 meters away because you refuse to risk one of your 800 load outs. 3) 12 redgulls required to be on your person at all times to use to run away from fights. 4) Must have no greater than a .07 KD ratio, and the bulk of those most be nakeds. If you do manage to get kills in a combat zone, at least 75% of those kills most be your own gangmates. 5) Must love hamburgers 6) Must be able to repeat over and over that youre pushing in to help in a firefight, while your whole gang sees you running the oppositie direction on the map. 7) Must think that flanking an enemy in a firefight, means running in the opposite direction.......(I think youre getting the point) These are a few of the required skills needed. Please tell me theres someone that can fill this role. Edited November 13, 2022 by Hoodlum Priest Link to comment
/|/|0T4RD Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 Following! We are also seeking such perishable skills. Keep us updated. Link to comment
GravL Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 Seems on par with the normal requirements, why make a whole new post instead of bumping recruitment? Donald, /|/|0T4RD and Crossfade like this Link to comment
lukee Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 4 hours ago, Hoodlum Priest said: Darkhorse has a hole in its roster that needs to be filled ASAP. We are looking for a gang member with specific skills. These skills include but are not limited to: 1) Must wear only ghillie suits and be adept at hiding in grass in plain sight and must be surprised when you get shot in the face from someone 400 meters out because you dont understand that the grass youre hiding in does not render for someone that far out. 2) Must never carry a defib since you must refuse to rev your gang mates, even if youre 3 meters away because you refuse to risk one of your 800 load outs. 3) 12 redgulls required to be on your person at all times to use to run away from fights. 4) Must have no greater than a .07 KD ratio, and the bulk of those most be nakeds. 5) Must love hamburgers 6) Must be able to repeat over and over that youre pushing in to help in a firefight, while your whole gang sees you running the oppositie direction on the map. 7) Must think that flanking an enemy in a firefight, means running in the opposite direction.......(I think youre getting the point) These are a few of the required skills needed. Please tell me theres someone that can fill this role. Dark Horse low on members ?! /|/|0T4RD likes this Link to comment
Tyrone Darnell Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 3 hours ago, lukee said: Dark Horse low on members ?! yeah stop using these emojis pussy Link to comment
KrazyKnight Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 4 hours ago, lukee said: Dark Horse low on members ?! You know shit's fucked if DH is down on members man. /|/|0T4RD and lukee like this Link to comment
lukee Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Tyrone Darnell said: yeah stop using these emojis pussy fan 1 hour ago, KrazyKnight said: You know shit's fucked if DH is down on members man. ong Link to comment
Tyrone Darnell Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 1 hour ago, lukee said: fan lukee likes this Link to comment
lukee Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 9 minutes ago, Tyrone Darnell said: sorry I dont watch your videos so I wouldnt know Tyrone Darnell and /|/|0T4RD like this Link to comment
Mayhem Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 We all know the 12 redgull requirement is so when they die, Leroy can pick them up and resell them for profit lukee, Doomba, D A N E and 1 other like this Link to comment
Hoodlum Priest Posted November 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 On 11/13/2022 at 10:11 PM, Mayhem said: We all know the 12 redgull requirement is so when they die, Leroy can pick them up and resell them for profit Dont forget berries, Leroy loves his berries. Doomba and Mayhem like this Link to comment
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