Updated House Weed Proposal

[bread_]

Lets all be honest. House weed was THE fucking shit... Anyone who disagrees is a dork who never had the opportunity to participate in the house weed shenanigans. Never in my Arma 3 career have I seen 6 different groups of mfs all up against each other fighting over some nerd processing it in a hatchback at the Kavala drug dealer. Removing it from this great server was a big mistake. Yes, it had some flaws and maybe a little OP but my proposal aims to alleviate some of the concerns people had with it:

 

TLDR: New method aims to make it more risky to grow house weed, justifying the high return in running it.

 

Step 1: Go to any drug dealer and purchase seeds. Criteria for seeds:

• Having seeds on your person or in your vehicle is highly illegal
• Seeds are worth $200 per seed (This way there is more risk when buying and transporting seeds (AKA its worthwhile for someone to rob you just for your seeds)
• Can only buy one type of seed - Keep Stativa AND ONLY Stativa and totally scrap Indica seeds

 

Step 2: Growing

• Once you transport your Stativa seeds to your house, you need to place them in the inventory to grow (So long as your house has the greenhouse mod).
• Same shit as before - 5 Stativa Seeds per restart turn into Stativa plants.
• Also need to be on for that restart for the seeds to grow

 

Step 3: Processing

• Once you have Stativa plants, you have to process them at the weed pro and ONLY the weed pro. No more processing at drug dealer. Again, more risk by only processing at weed pro.

 

Step 4: Packaging

• Once you process at Weed Pro, you need to take your processed plants to drug dealer to get packaged up by the drug dealer. Again, MORE RISK IF YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT ON!!!!!

Step 5: Selling

• Once you package up your weed, you can use the drug dealer again to sell your packaged weed. Sell price would be higher than regular weed to justify the extra steps and risk taken on to sell house weed.

 

Summary: Buy Seeds (and successfully get them to your house) -> Grow them in any house (5 per restart) -> Process plants at Weed Pro (and ONLY weed pro) -> Package Up at Drug Dealer -> Sell

 

 

Cant wait to see what fag is going to cry down below about a house weed suggestion

 

Don't worry my fellow seed soldiers, inshallah we WILL rise again!!!!

 

Edited July 8, 2024 by bread_

[Farmer Steve]

fuck no

[Alex.]

2 hours ago, bread_ said:

Lets all be honest. House weed was THE fucking shit

Lets be honest.... it was NOT the fucking shit.

[王 Ari Petrou 王]

Hey Buddie shut up now nobody likes you

[Patato]

We are sticking with the house money making methods we have at this time