USCCHRIS Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 "What happens in Teamspeak, stays in the Quote Book" What is the Quote Book?: Well, when someone says something hilarious and/or embarrassing, post it in the quote book so the unit will never forget it! Just make sure you stick to the rules. Rules of the Quote Book: 1) Do not quote yourself! You may be a part of the quote, but the main quote needs to be from someone else! 2) Do not comment on quotes! Only post quotes here. We don't want to see a page of responses to a single quote. 3) Make sure what you post is appropriate and isn't going to get you in trouble! 4) Quotes are to be from conversations/events/etc. that occur here on Altis Life Asylum! BlackShot and BioHazard like this Link to comment
Austin Rogers The Original Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 Constable Austin Rogers - "What types of witnesses can give you probable cause" Cadet Happy - "Uhhh, wanted" Noble, Olivia, Asus and 5 others like this Link to comment
william Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 Captain JBDragon - "William, if you crash my GhostHawk and don't comp me you will lose your rank." Found this quite funny Walt likes this Link to comment
JIMBO Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 "My families whole income is spent on buying me new desks" - @Tom "Yeah, err I'm not cheating btw" - @Tiger when he got a scripting ban by babs, still think he cheats though. "You're 300 pounds Jimbo" - Every unoriginal retard, ever. ryno7, Valkyrie and Walt like this Link to comment
william Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Jimbo! said: "My families whole income is spent on buying me new desks" - @Tom "Yeah, err I'm not cheating btw" - @Tiger when he got a scripting ban by babs, still think he cheats though. "You're 300 pounds Jimbo" - Every unoriginal retard, ever. Na dude ur not 300 pounds, pic of you right here Walt likes this Link to comment
TheRealLethal Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 "If i was gay, i would prefer small dicks" - Classified, you know who you are Clark, Walt and Casey Anthony like this Link to comment
Seán That Irish Guy Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 "You cant hold your water under breath" - @Deadly Heidelberg, dj.devran, Sergio and 1 other like this Link to comment
Eli Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 "ugh, hello?" - West side boys @Tom "I'm going to peak over the water." @Haych "Tracers authorized" - P4 MR. COW, The Ivan, Olivia and 2 others like this Link to comment
Midamaru Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 "Stop resisting" - Schmitdude Walt and Outlander like this Link to comment
Eli Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 9 minutes ago, Sean That Irish Guy said: "You cant hold your water under breath" - @Deadly Your signature is a quote book. Mike Stmria likes this Link to comment
Corgi Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 " Coms, Coms, Coms! Oh wait, its a rock." - Long Lost Soul Olivia, Walt and Tyler like this Link to comment
Seán That Irish Guy Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, ✪ Eli said: Your signature is a quote book. That quotes quoted. Needed to publicize a new one. Walt likes this Link to comment
HomeTrlx Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 (edited) Best quote from Norwegian. Edited August 13, 2016 by HomeTrlx Ren Zero, Walt, Eli and 4 others like this Link to comment
Eric916 Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 "Locked." - Gnashes .Sean, Mike Stmria, they took the name eazy and 3 others like this Link to comment
Tiger Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 How autistic are you? - @TheRealLethal I'm not 300 pounds - @Jimbo! ^^ That one is prob true must be 350 by now I dont break my desk's - @Tom TheRealLethal, JIMBO and Walt like this Link to comment
Midamaru Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 "House crates should be fixed in this patch" - Paratus Corgi, Sheriff Rick Grimes, JIMBO and 9 others like this Link to comment
Midamaru Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 @TheRealLethal "I only had five bullets" - Ghostsniper (After just missing a full mag and getting rooked by Lethal) Walt and TheRealLethal like this Link to comment
babooshka Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 "I'm the best shot on asylum" - @[df]Smokahontas Haych, Walt and 544heu like this Link to comment
[df]Smokahontas Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 "I have 2 dads" - Baboonshka 6head Walt likes this Link to comment
Eli Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 "I would fuck the nugget" - @Haych @LmfaOExde3 @pete @Channin Haych, pete, Anthony Carter and 3 others like this Link to comment
they took the name eazy Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 "niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice lazy eye Eazy" @[IGB] Joe Link to comment
Gareth Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 "lmao, kill sum guy dood, shot him dead" - @Vanilla Coke Link to comment
Joe. Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 2 hours ago, NotEqualTo (Eazy) said: "niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice lazy eye Eazy" @[IGB] Joe "What a prank" - @Stratego "I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BOUNTY YOU SPED" - You know who you are Walt, .Sean and Stratego like this Link to comment
Stratego Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Just now, [IGB] Joe said: "What a prank" - @Stratego "I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BOUNTY YOU SPED" - You know who you are 10/10 Joe. likes this Link to comment
they took the name eazy Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 "You wont eject, you wont do it, no balls eazy no balls" @[IGB] Joe Walt likes this Link to comment
McLovin' Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 "OLLIE OLLIE OLLIE" @Pieter Boris, Vanilla Coke, Sergio and 6 others like this Link to comment
Joe. Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 @Stratego "DOGE" RIP orca 2k16 Stratego likes this Link to comment
Joe. Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 "I sent the message" - @NotEqualTo (Eazy) RIP me 2k16 they took the name eazy likes this Link to comment
Gareth Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 "5 1km Shots" - @[df]Smokahontas HardyBxoxo, JIMBO, Haych and 3 others like this Link to comment
Miss Evo Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 "I initiated" - @Polaris they took the name eazy, Kitui, Mike Stmria and 14 others like this Link to comment
they took the name eazy Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 "Got 1, Got 2, Got 3!!!, TRADEDDDD" @McLovin' McLovin' likes this Link to comment
Haych Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 "No i'm not giving you a interview, stop asking me" Eli "I'm not even using ESP, I've only got no recoil on" @Tiger "Lets fight some cops so we can all feel hightier" @Treeherder @EncoreNASquad Olivia, Eli, Sergio and 2 others like this Link to comment
Vanilla Coke Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 "Soon" @Paratus Haych, Mike Stmria, Corgi and 1 other like this Link to comment
Nevermore1363 Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 "What the hell is an een-got" @Chilipan Link to comment
[df]Smokahontas Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 (edited) 6 hours ago, LmfaOExde3 said: "5 1km Shots" - @[df]Smokahontas 6* How many you got? Find a nice tree and some steel wire, then let it rip. Edited August 14, 2016 by [df]Smokahontas Tiger and Brendon Smith like this Link to comment
Brendon Smith Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 "SHUT UP SQUEAKER" -Kavala Pleb "YOU ARE GIVING ME AIDS" -Paramedic "PISS OFF KID" -Mr Moon "Welcome To Asylum" -Pigbutt "I fucking love you dude" -Epalepsie "Brendon You Need To Be More Polite" -@the rig "Bre-Brendon c-come over here I know you did this *Sigh*. Hey Dont *Voice Crack* Run!" -@jack tapper "Brendon Lower The Taxes Or Next Time You See Me It Will Be How My Loadout Is 23K And I Wont Be As Civilized" -@Durga Olivia, Valkyrie, Casey Anthony and 6 others like this Link to comment
ryno7 Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 "#Haplocked" "Soon" "Rabble Rabble Rabble" -civ1 channel after aidzo was banned Link to comment
Nyjal Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 "Land this orca going 200km/h on the salt flats, no balls" - @{BOA}Cole "You are comping all of our load outs right?" Link to comment
Vanilla Coke Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 (edited) "You wont flip this Orca and kill all of us" - @Sugarfoot @The Weeb Edited August 15, 2016 by Vanilla Coke The Weeb likes this Link to comment
Gatorade Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, Vanilla Coke said: "You wont flip this Orca and kill all of us" - @Sugarfoot @The Weeb I beleive the term was " No Bal.." Roy likes this Link to comment
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