Change log 7.5.5

[Leap]

19 minutes ago, Gubber Flexx said:

That is a really cool and fun idea!!! I would like your post but I gave 25 of my likes to @Leap so he could get identity.

Bb I owe my life to you <3

[Gubber Flexx]

5 minutes ago, Leap said:

Bb I owe my life to you <3

looks like i can "like" your comments again.

[Scott]

16 hours ago, OgreTV said:

Are you implying that Ogre is mentally unstable?!

Hearing some of the conversation that @bamf and @HotWings had last night, there are many mentally unstable people. Don't worry ogre.

[Scott]

It would be cool if it gave you 1 or 2 specific organs every time. (heart, lungs, dick?) Would take up more space but would fulfil my cannibal needs instead of 1 generic unit of human organ.

[HotWings]

22 minutes ago, Scott said:

Hearing some of the conversation that @bamf and @HotWings had last night, there are many mentally unstable people. Don't worry ogre.

Ive edited out some useless information, but here goes.

-HotWings--

yea, the bounty is 12.5k lol

BUUUUT kidnapping squeakers and eating them is 10/10 We had a nice BBQ pit set up near the bank overlooking the water and the mountains it was divine

Bamf-

well, the bounty is 2.5 + 4 + 4, so 10.5k

execution, harvesting, cannabilism

-HotWings-

oh i was a BH

Bamf-

technically, you only get the last 4k if you're caught "red handed"

Bamf-

you don't have to kill them yourself...

maybe just eat some road kill next time?

-HotWings-

im dying right now lol

Bamf

heh

-HotWings-

I guess as long as its not bloated its still good

Bamf-

ya, buzzards should be your canary in the coal mine

-HotWings-

Nothing better than yelling at someone to put their hands up or you will literally eat them

-HotWings-

I was expecting some sort of smoke grenade type effect

Bamf-

ooh, not a bad idea

Bamf-

a fire rising to the sky with the smell of man meat

-HotWings-

mhmm

 

Sometimes you just need to have a casual conversation about preparing human meat for sale/consumption 

Edited September 1, 2016 by HotWings

[KillZone]

Lmfao I love this.  This is some really cool shit bamf Awsome work man ! 

[₴avagє]

@bamf @Paratus any update on asylum exchange? I first heard it would be up after the weekend. Any news? 

[Leap]

APD meat should be worth more! Tastes like bacon.

[bamf]

12 minutes ago, ₴avagє said:

@bamf @Paratus any update on asylum exchange? I first heard it would be up after the weekend. Any news? 

We made some very substantive changes today on the way the game itself runs (from a server perspective), so if that ends up working out I will happily pop the exchange back onto the map.  

Cross your fingers...

[DJB]

58 minutes ago, Scott said:

It would be cool if it gave you 1 or 2 specific organs every time. (heart, lungs, dick?) Would take up more space but would fulfil my cannibal needs instead of 1 generic unit of human organ.

Lol yes the D and let us run around with it in our hand as a scare tactic.

Edited September 1, 2016 by DJB

[Rag]

If only the fear emote was still in the server, then i could run around pretending i was a real zombie/cannibal.

[NotSoNutty]

@bamf Can I get a custom control to pick up my in-game phone? My number 9 on my keyboard is broken and can't use the numpad one... Oh and I also have to ask Admins to put me in a gang because ye..

Edited September 1, 2016 by NotSoNutty

[Kelly]

I have waited for this for a long time >: ) I can now eat the hearts of my enemies mwahahahahhaha

Edited September 1, 2016 by Kelly

[Haych]

ETA on Loot Box Market Place?

[speed]

1 hour ago, NotSoNutty said:

@bamf Can I get a custom control to pick up my in-game phone? My number 9 on my keyboard is broken and can't use the numpad one... Oh and I also have to ask Admins to put me in a gang because ye..

https://www.amazon.com/

[NotSoNutty]

5 minutes ago, speed said:

https://www.amazon.com/

Advertising!

We miss you Speed!!!

[Brendon Smith]

38 minutes ago, Kelly said:

I have waited for this for a long time >: ) I can now eat the hearts of my enemies mwahahahahhaha

 

[bamf]

25 minutes ago, Haych said:

ETA on Loot Box Market Place?

I saw the UI today.  I'm hopeful it will be very, very soon.  

[Dredge]

10 minutes ago, bamf said:

I saw the UI today.  I'm hopeful it will be very, very soon.  

Bout to be a surplus of Beiber shirts flooding the market lol

[bamf]

The next hotfix is going to be spectacular by the way.  Especially for everyone who is confused by the way the Market UI displays on the phone.  Gnashes and I spent time today to make that thing actually show the correct numbers.

[Dust Runner]

45 minutes ago, bamf said:

The next hotfix is going to be spectacular by the way.  Especially for everyone who is confused by the way the Market UI displays on the phone.  Gnashes and I spent time today to make that thing actually show the correct numbers.

Loot box marketplace? Pretty. Preeeeeety please!?

[boomheadshot69]

is the exchange coming back yet? i have a bunch of crap to sell was my main source of money making =(

[Norwegianviking]

2 hours ago, NotSoNutty said:

@bamf Can I get a custom control to pick up my in-game phone? My number 9 on my keyboard is broken and can't use the numpad one... Oh and I also have to ask Admins to put me in a gang because ye..

Make a autohotkey script that makes anothet key = number 9

[Scott]

11 minutes ago, Norwegianviking said:

Make a autohotkey script that makes anothet key = number 9

3rd party apps

[Norwegianviking]

20 minutes ago, Scott said:

3rd party apps

Damn guess I need to turn myself in. I'm a dirty cheater. 

[Zoex]

55 minutes ago, Dust Runner said:

Loot box marketplace? Pretty. Preeeeeety please!?

One does not simply read.

2 hours ago, bamf said:

I saw the UI today.  I'm hopeful it will be very, very soon.  

 

[Bikstok]

#BringBackAsylumExchange

[JIMBO]

1 minute ago, Bikstok said:

#BringBackAsylumExchange

no, your 600k is gone forever 

[boomheadshot69]

#BringBackAsylumExchange

[Not a Block]

"It's always good to try new things" 

 

 

Silence of the Lamb...such a great movie

[Miles]

noticed hidden update to medics - get more $ or something for revives?

[Haych]

Can we get the garages back at all the cartel locations please until the server stability is fixed? @bamf

 

 

[bamf]

23 minutes ago, Haych said:

Can we get the garages back at all the cartel locations please until the server stability is fixed? @bamf

 

 

All of them?  You mean a static garage at each spot?  There isn't code in place to do that honestly.  

Also, we made significant changes yesterday AM and not a single server has crashed (at least in the way they were) since.  I think we may be getting over the server stability hump.  Now I did get DDoSed off a server twice last night, but it was one of those clear DDoS situations...

[bamf]

Hotfix 2:

• Market UI updated to show correct Current price (when you sell to the market), as well as the current Buying price (when you buy from the market) for virtual items.  This has bugged me for a long, long time and yesterday @Gnashes and I finally found the bug in the logic.  So if it says Current price of 928 for 25 year old scotch, that is what you will get.  No more guesswork.  
• ATM removed from Skydiving on Altis.  Plan ahead if you want to skydive, or use the same functionality in the cities.  
• Shipwreck symbols added to the map (thanks for removing them Bohemia).
• Players can no longer add multiple speedbombs to the same vehicle.
• Players can no longer add a speedbomb to a restrained player.
• Players can no longer chop Drug Runner planes.
• Police of the appropriate rank may now scroll wheel to add and remove the IR laser from the SPAR-17.
• Players can no longer apply splints, painkillers, blood bags, etc to other players from extreme distances.
• Player can no longer feed painkillers to other players from within a vehicle.
• Fixed a potential exploit involving players using names containing Arma Classname variables.
• The APD is now able to more thoroughly disarm suspects who are "mostly dead".  

[HotWings]

15 minutes ago, bamf said:

Hotfix 2:

• Players can no longer chop Drug Runner planes.

Im actually impressed someone was able to do this lol

[Dork]

4 minutes ago, HotWings said:

Im actually impressed someone was able to do this lol

you just land the plane to the N.E. of the chop shop.

 

I wish i would have known this....... i would have chopped like 80 planes  

[HotWings]

Just now, Dork said:

you just land the plane to the N.E. of the chop shop.

 

I wish i would have known this....... i would have chopped like 80 planes  

I mean i cant land on a runway... Soooo FeelsBadMan

[JIMBO]

10 minutes ago, Dork said:

you just land the plane to the N.E. of the chop shop.

 

I wish i would have known this....... i would have chopped like 80 planes  

Planes costs 35k, a drug run starting from sofia will make you on average 30k per run, I don't imagine chop shop price of a 35k ($17,500) vehicle paying out anywhere near as much.

[Flax]

On 8/31/2016 at 6:14 PM, Sheriff Rick Grimes said:

Apex weapon craftability...come on

 

[₴avagє]

Im not trying to start a riot or anything but I can't find information anywhere about why we haven't added Apex weapon crafting. Is there a particular reason or an ETA? @bamf @Paratus

 

Also, asylum exchange today please senpai?

Edited September 2, 2016 by ₴avagє