The Wipe Debate

[Sneaky]

Just now, BabyAstro said:

Wait Wait Wait  What if u have diarrhea and u stand and it drips down on the floor #sitter4life

Are you 2'5"? lol

[The Boss]

wtf 

[Vanilla Coke]

Just now, BabyAstro said:

If u stand ur butt clinches and gets all over the place

You obviously don't know the art of the anti-clench.

[Sneaky]

12 minutes ago, Aabrams said:

i prefer the Cannon BAll Dooky.

 

 

As of today i am converting to Cannon Ball.

[Bersabee]

5 minutes ago, Vanilla Coke said:

How do you even wipe sitting down? It just seems so awkward.

You gently tamper your butthole. I usually use a scott towel. It helps moisturize and bleach my butthole.

[CP CCTV 02]

I sit to poo, Depends on my mood if i wipe or not, I squat in front of the toilet and sweep all obstructions out of the butt-hole before
proceeding, Either i shower and go on with my day,

[Bersabee]

I think this post should be pinned. Best post ever

[Jessie Slaughter]

4 minutes ago, BabyAstro said:

Wait Wait Wait  What if u have diarrhea and u stand and it drips down on the floor #sitter4life

NO NO What if it drips down your leg????

[Vanilla Coke]

Just now, Jessie Slaughter said:

NO NO What if it drips down your leg????

#JustStanderThings

[Jay]

At home I have babywipes. So I shit and wipe with TP. I fold it and wipe again, then use TP. I wipe front to back and back to front to ensure I have gotten everything.

At work, I always head to the sink first and make my homemade babywipe. Paper towle folder with some soap and water on it. I do the same process then use my homemade babywipe.

Swampass is real, that shit can't happen, you need take proper precautions when taking a shit. You don't wipe good enough and that swampass hits, you're in trouble.

[Painbringa112]

Standers UNITEEEEEEE

[CP CCTV 02]

Have you ever took a dump, wiped and showered and still had swap ass at the end of the day?

[Jessie Slaughter]

WAIT do some of you have mirrors then to make sure it's clean after? Talking to you standers and then do you have to pull your butt cheeks apart?

[Guest]

I had a housemate once who had never ever bought tp. He used to wipe with his hand and use fresh water from the sink.... He thought tp was dirty and was confused as fxk as to why people used it. He was from the middle east so I don't know if that's a cultural thing but you need more options la grange! 

[Poko]

2 hours ago, Scott said:

Why the fuck would you sit? When you take it out, you have a chance to get shit all over your balls..? If you just fucking stand you've got plenty of room to not cover your balls in shit.

^ ... not to mention, you would have to hold it all up unless you have a tiny dick and can just reach right under it?? Don't understand

if you're almost dipping in the water anyways, then you can't really wipe too easily like that

[What zit tooya]

What a great topic to read while my dinner heats up.

[OwenSeven]

I dont give a fuck if you stand or sit, but for the love of god do not be wiping shit all up on your ballsack. 

[Spank]

I sit on the toilet backwards, that way i can lean on the tank, or eat a bowl of cereal.

Plus, you wipe both ways to make sure you get all the shit, cmon now. 

@Trilligy, im a convert myself, stander to sitter. Its the only way

[Larry]

What I have learned from this post, 

Stand if your balls are grand

Sit if your hand will fit. 

I'm a standing man myself 

[Martin Hofacker]

1 hour ago, Spank said:

I sit on the toilet backwards, that way i can lean on the tank, or eat a bowl of cereal.

Plus, you wipe both ways to make sure you get all the shit, cmon now. 

@Trilligy, im a convert myself, stander to sitter. Its the only way

 

 

[Midamaru]

6 hours ago, Sneaky said:

In public i use half of the roll to cover the seat and still squat, just have to be extra safe.

Read this while taking a shit at work.. I just bursted out laughing i wonder what the guy next to me was thinking. 

I personally sit to shit and stand to swipe.. Never had shit dropping as i am done shitting once i swipe.

Use toiletpaper to prevent splash

Edited February 3, 2016 by Midamaru

[Chau]

I have a japanese toilet that squirts water up my ass. That's the right way, the only way.

[Olivia]

#BidetMasterRace: We are the only true winners here

[Zoex]

7 hours ago, Inquisitor said:

I had a housemate once who had never ever bought tp. He used to wipe with his hand and use fresh water from the sink.... He thought tp was dirty and was confused as fxk as to why people used it. He was from the middle east so I don't know if that's a cultural thing but you need more options la grange! 

Lol that sounds disgusting, I am pretty sure its not a cultural thing as Arabic people  do buy toilet paper here.. 

[Henry Facesmasher]

i thought you were supposed to stick it up the bhole?

[bamf]

2 hours ago, Henry Facesmasher said:

i thought you were supposed to stick it up the bhole?

These may be for you then:

https://www.getshittens.com/

[MarKsMaN]

I dont wipe..

If I do ever wipe I just dont feel clean, So I got this in every bathroom

Best thing ever. You can also control the speed and change the temperature of the seat so when its really cold you can make the seat warm.

 

 

[Olivia]

Just now, MarKsMaN said:

I dont wipe..

If I do ever wipe I just dont feel clean, So I got this in every bathroom

Best thing ever. You can also control the speed and change the temperature of the seat so when its really cold you can make the seat warm.

 

 

^ A million times this.  The cheap ones are $35 on Amazon.  Life changing really, and saving money on TP is just a nice plus.  I once used this crazy fancy bidet in China once with like 3 different nozzles, all sorts of temperature control and a warm air fan to dry you off.  10/10.  

TFW it's 2016 and people are still wiping like savages

[FozzyBear]

12 hours ago, Sneaky said:

But if you sit and it drops, then you get back splash. Too risky.

But thats the issue with having a bad toilet

[Leftie]

14 hours ago, Jessie Slaughter said:

LMAOOO I can't wait to see this shit!

Pun intended? If not you've got a weird fetish girl!

[Jessie Slaughter]

11 hours ago, Spank said:

I sit on the toilet backwards, that way i can lean on the tank, or eat a bowl of cereal.

Plus, you wipe both ways to make sure you get all the shit, cmon now. 

@Trilligy, im a convert myself, stander to sitter. Its the only way

OMFG reminded me of a time in school we were so drunk and only the mens bathroom was available and my friend literally faced the mens urinal and pee'd (she's a girl). We are very talented  

[Fluxah]

Sitters are the best Shitters imo.

 

even this woman agrees https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bje_8Y7KUfM

[The Orphan]

God.  By just looking at the thread name i thought it was a debate of whether or not everyone should get wiped.  Instead its a topic of wiping your ass.  Had my heart skip a beat for a second

[Spank]

5 hours ago, Jessie Slaughter said:

OMFG reminded me of a time in school we were so drunk and only the mens bathroom was available and my friend literally faced the mens urinal and pee'd (she's a girl). We are very talented  

I think one of these would be of use if any lady's wish to experience the freedom men have http://go-girl.com

[Atmosphere]

How the fuck does anybody stand while wiping, what the fuck is wrong with you?

 

 

Edited February 4, 2016 by Atmosphere

[instamac]

I saw this thread thinking it was about restarting all servers, wiping all money and vehicles and almost hung myself, thank god

[Goldberg Attorney at Law]

You guys are all doing it wrong.  Spank has the right idea on how you use the toliet (facing toward the shelf for your reading books, chocolate milk, and easy access to the flusher).  However for clean up you need to dismount properly into the shower such as this:

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[Jessie Slaughter]

7 minutes ago, Goldberg Attorney at Law said:

You guys are all doing it wrong.  Spank has the right idea on how you use the toliet (facing toward the shelf for your reading books, chocolate milk, and easy access to the flusher).  However for clean up you need to dismount properly into the shower such as this:

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Goldberg! Fam!! LOLOL

 

[Spank]

15 minutes ago, Goldberg Attorney at Law said:

You guys are all doing it wrong.  Spank has the right idea on how you use the toliet (facing toward the shelf for your reading books, chocolate milk, and easy access to the flusher).  However for clean up you need to dismount properly into the shower such as this:

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Oh I almost forgot about that! Forget wiping, just hop in the shower right after. Saves toilet paper bro!

[Jessie Slaughter]

26 minutes ago, Spank said:

Oh I almost forgot about that! Forget wiping, just hop in the shower right after. Saves toilet paper bro!

That is so nasty what if it gets stuck on the drain do you squish it down to make it go down the drain? ewwwwwww i just puked in my mouth a little. 

Edited February 4, 2016 by Jessie Slaughter