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Time for something new, Asylum Haiku Battle.  

Who can participate: You, a member of the Asylum Community

What: Participate by posting a Haiku on this thread that is related to Asylum. 

For those that need help click here: HAIKU HALP

Requirements:

YOU ARE ALLOWED 3 ENTRIES

1st line - 5 Syllable 

2nd line - 7 Syllable 

3rd line - 5 Syllable 

MUST BE ASYLUM RELATED

When: The deadline is May 27th at NOON Pacific Standard Time, where upon this thread will be locked.

Judges: @LaGrange @Buckwalter @Deazy Johnson

Prizes (IN GAME MONEY): 1st - $500k    2nd - $250k    3rd -  $150K  

 

**** UPDATE ****

Replies, or "battle haikus", are not considered official submissions.  

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1.) Players Blight

Submitted report
Denied my Compensation
No action taken

 

3.) Fuck you Real haiku's can rhyme

Pray for lowest ping

Kneepads for rank up in spring

Kiss the captains ring

 

3.) Culturally Inclusive Asylum

Hands up-pa Hands up

Alphabet backwards or die

Bang bang comp or ban

 

--- Personalized ones cus why not ---

Spoiler

 

1.) @Deazy Johnson

Admin why oh why

Do you not respond to me

I spam you long time

 

2.) @MatthewV

Link your app right now

A verbal warn is inbound

I saw that flash-bang

 

3.) @Dredd

V. D. M. The civ

Demoted By the Captains

Don't put drone over meth

 

5.) @Gen. Henry Arnold

Paint dot net is good
I Can't do activities
Im above the rules

 

6.) @Gaskal

AFK all day

"There weren't enough applicants"

How are you LT?

7.) @Mitch (IFRIT)

Slideshow streamer
Community manager
Terrible Player

8.) @Smarty

How did you see me
Was it E.S.P? Aim Bot?
F. S. A. Dropout

9.) @Clint Beastwood

How long is your term?
When will you bring real change.
Why let kids be cops?

 

 

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12 minutes ago, bbgreg17 said:

Worse then revise, no

Bank rocks you can not land on

Corrupt cop you are

 

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Kidnapped again?

Carried you to corporal 

Gang perms removed

 

@J. Urbanowski

Drunk driver, LOOK OUT!

V.D.M In I.R.L

Dont remove me please.

 

 

@Hunt

What did you do more?

Play all night,  Rage-Quit all day!

You suck at ranked seige

 

 

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