Deazy Johnson Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 Time for something new, Asylum Haiku Battle. Who can participate: You, a member of the Asylum Community What: Participate by posting a Haiku on this thread that is related to Asylum. For those that need help click here: HAIKU HALP Requirements: YOU ARE ALLOWED 3 ENTRIES 1st line - 5 Syllable 2nd line - 7 Syllable 3rd line - 5 Syllable MUST BE ASYLUM RELATED When: The deadline is May 27th at NOON Pacific Standard Time, where upon this thread will be locked. Judges: @LaGrange @Buckwalter @Deazy Johnson Prizes (IN GAME MONEY): 1st - $500k 2nd - $250k 3rd - $150K **** UPDATE **** Replies, or "battle haikus", are not considered official submissions. Church, Heidelberg, Gagss and 2 others like this Link to comment
Crunchedd Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 The sound of your voice Is like chalk scraping the board You should be silent Church likes this Link to comment
Crunchedd Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 Your brain works so slow like turtles climbing uphill on slippery glass Church likes this Link to comment
Church Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) Sucking dick always I'm in a genital haze Sergeant promote pls Edited May 21, 2018 by Church Kev 23, Donald, Patato and 4 others like this Link to comment
Patato Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) 1.) Players Blight Submitted reportDenied my CompensationNo action taken 3.) Fuck you Real haiku's can rhyme Pray for lowest ping Kneepads for rank up in spring Kiss the captains ring 3.) Culturally Inclusive Asylum Hands up-pa Hands up Alphabet backwards or die Bang bang comp or ban --- Personalized ones cus why not --- Spoiler 1.) @Deazy Johnson Admin why oh why Do you not respond to me I spam you long time 2.) @MatthewV Link your app right now A verbal warn is inbound I saw that flash-bang 3.) @Dredd V. D. M. The civ Demoted By the Captains Don't put drone over meth 5.) @Gen. Henry Arnold Paint dot net is goodI Can't do activitiesIm above the rules 6.) @Gaskal AFK all day "There weren't enough applicants" How are you LT? 7.) @Mitch (IFRIT) Slideshow streamerCommunity managerTerrible Player 8.) @Smarty How did you see meWas it E.S.P? Aim Bot?F. S. A. Dropout 9.) @Clint Beastwood How long is your term?When will you bring real change.Why let kids be cops? Edited May 21, 2018 by Patato Smarty, J. Urbanowski, BlackShot and 14 others like this Link to comment
Deazy Johnson Posted May 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 Random person hey Good Lord stop bothering us Go the Hell away @Potato Clint Beastwood, Smarty, Donald and 6 others like this Link to comment
Patato Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Deazy Johnson said: Random person hey Good Lord stop bothering us Go the Hell away @Potato Hey Unban today or reading a book you stay Back to work Deazy Edited May 21, 2018 by Patato bbgreg17, BlackShot, Azeh and 5 others like this Link to comment
LaGrange Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Patato said: Hey Unban today or reading a book you stay Back to Retirement Hey looky at you Probably need some more food Eat my nutsack, chew! (Not Asylum-related, RIP) bbgreg17, Donald, Silver-Spy and 3 others like this Link to comment
Deazy Johnson Posted May 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Patato said: Hey Unban today or reading a book you stay Back to work Deazy I said no twice now Shit on another server Be gone @Patato Patato, Church, Silver-Spy and 1 other like this Link to comment
bbgreg17 Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 1 minute ago, LaGrange said: Hey looky at you Probably eat too much food Eat my nutsack, chew! Hey who are you again You are irrelevant now When was last login? Church and Patato like this Link to comment
Patato Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 Just now, Deazy Johnson said: I said no twice now Shit on another server Be gone potato Deazy back from dead? Deazy must have gave some head! Soon to retire again. bbgreg17, Silver-Spy, Church and 1 other like this Link to comment
Church Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) Where did my head go? Is that an esp tho? Cartel fights are gey Edited May 21, 2018 by Church Donald, Rahim and Patato like this Link to comment
Deazy Johnson Posted May 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Patato said: Deazy back from dead? Deazy must have gave some head! Soon to retire again. Sergeant @Patato The Kneepad King of Altis Sergeant forever Church likes this Link to comment
Patato Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 Just now, Deazy Johnson said: Sergeant @Patato The Kneepad King of Altis Sergeant forever Kneepad i did not Hard work and role-play ive got Can you say the same? Church and J. Urbanowski like this Link to comment
LaGrange Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 ***** UPDATE Replies, or "battle haiku", are not considered official submissions. Write your haiku accordingly to be considered for the prize money! Battles are still welcome for fun. Patato and Deazy Johnson like this Link to comment
Patato Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 @Deazy Johnson Like ratio sad Recoil control flat out bad don't heff to be mad Link to comment
Deazy Johnson Posted May 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Patato said: Kneepad i did not Hard work and role-play ive got Can you say the same? Promoting good times Helping others do the same Not shitting on gangs Link to comment
Patato Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Deazy Johnson said: Promoting good times Helping others do the same Not shitting on gangs Promote friend you did False ban if not in same gang Spawn money to win! Edited May 21, 2018 by Patato Link to comment
Mason Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) Money Makers Nightmare "Money I must Make But I see intense desync Battleye kicks are here" Edited May 21, 2018 by Biground BSuzinator, Panda, Deazy Johnson and 2 others like this Link to comment
Patato Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 Just now, Biground said: Money Makers Nightmare "Money I must Make But I see intense desync Battleye kicks are here" Walmart internet Move out of basement, pay rent Best ping you will get LaGrange and Deazy Johnson like this Link to comment
Mason Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) When Mason is the Pilot and Sees Food "Like a bird I am Helicopter in the sky Oh no its a tree!" Edited May 21, 2018 by Biground Link to comment
Patato Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Biground said: When Mason @reviseis the Pilot and Sees Food "Like a bird I am Helicopter in the sky Oh no its a tree!" Link to comment
bbgreg17 Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) When @Patato flies someone elses helo. Oh look at me go I can fly like a damn pro The ground I do see Watch as I fly above Ten meters from doom we are Oh no we went boom! Spoiler Edited May 21, 2018 by bbgreg17 Silver-Spy and J. Urbanowski like this Link to comment
Patato Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, bbgreg17 said: When @Patato flies someone elses helo. Oh look at me go I can fly like a damn pro The ground I do see Watch as I fly above Ten meters from doom we are Oh no we went boom! Reveal hidden contents You fly like revise I hot drop better than all Fight me I.R.L. Silver-Spy likes this Link to comment
bbgreg17 Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 Just now, Patato said: You fly like revise I hot drop better than all Fight me I.R.L. Worse then revise, no Bank rocks you can not land on Corrupt cop you are Spoiler Link to comment
Patato Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) 12 minutes ago, bbgreg17 said: Worse then revise, no Bank rocks you can not land on Corrupt cop you are Reveal hidden contents Kidnapped again? Carried you to corporal Gang perms removed @J. Urbanowski Drunk driver, LOOK OUT! V.D.M In I.R.L Dont remove me please. @Hunt What did you do more? Play all night, Rage-Quit all day! You suck at ranked seige Edited May 21, 2018 by Patato Link to comment
Mitch (IFRIT) Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 Walking in kavala Looking to get mugged Lying in appeals you are Link to comment
Mitch (IFRIT) Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 Red chain you see Endmission you will Reapered is retired Steve, Patato, Silver-Spy and 2 others like this Link to comment
Patato Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, Mitch (IFRIT) said: Walking in kavala Looking to get mugged Lying in appeals you are Submitted reportDenied my CompensationNo action taken Link to comment
badbam Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 Drug Runners I Fly 400k or I die No fuel and no time Silver-Spy, Patato, BlackShot and 1 other like this Link to comment
Mayhem Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) We know Asylum Died You try hard to keep alive It don’t work say bye (I liked to rhyme mine) Edited May 21, 2018 by Mayhem Link to comment
Cukofuko Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 Honest to god A very good idea this was Jk fuck weebs Silver-Spy, Zoex, they took the name eazy and 2 others like this Link to comment
STRA1GHT JACK1T Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 steel plates and duct tape a warm day and denied trial this is prison, get stabbed there is a house here to close gets you shot and taken farmersville bot tiers hands up or die, why? you get arrested and cry? commit suicide. Patato likes this Link to comment
Heidelberg Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 Dreams turn to ashes The light overwhelms the dark Asylum, dying? Link to comment
they took the name eazy Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 this is dead Link to comment
Donald Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 I steal your hatchback I drive it under the gate I drop the gate... BOOM Sliick, Patato and Church like this Link to comment
Smarty Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 14 hours ago, Patato said: Kidnapped again? Carried you to corporal Gang perms removed @J. Urbanowski Drunk driver, LOOK OUT! V.D.M In I.R.L Dont remove me please. @Hunt What did you do more? Play all night, Rage-Quit all day! You suck at ranked seige I think now its does he lag switch lol Link to comment
J. Urbanowski Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 (edited) On 21/05/2018 at 0:35 AM, Patato said: @J. Urbanowski Drunk driver, LOOK OUT! V.D.M In I.R.L Dont remove me please. Your steam I do see Unfriended, removed and blocked Good day to you sir. Edited May 24, 2018 by J. Urbanowski Link to comment
Ba-KA Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 A Haiku for Asylum Side Chat RDM, RDM, RDM, RDM, RDM, RDM, RDM, RDM, RDM, RDM, RDM RDM, RDM, RDM, RDM, Link to comment
Deazy Johnson Posted May 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 As the end comes near Have no fear, for there is time Best of luck to all Link to comment
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