Deep Philosophy with your host, Avin

[avin926520]

"If you you shoot a cancer troll in Kavala, and nobody is around to see it. Does he really die?" - Avin

"If you pick apples using a hemtt, and employ random people to pick them for you. Are you a noob, or the next Donald Trump?" - Avin

"If you use illegal marijuana medically, are you now smoking medical marijuana?" - Avin

"If you take the person that is taking you hostage as a hostage, do they become a Hostage Kidnapper? And if he breaks free and kidnaps you, does that make you a Hostage Kidnapper Hostage?" - Avin

"If you drive through Cancer, I mean, Kavala at 300kph and kill everybody there. Does that make you the cure for cancer?" - Avin

 

This has been your weekly philosophy with Avin.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

2 minutes ago, avin926520 said:

"If you you shoot a cancer troll in Kavala, and nobody is around to see it. Does he really die?" - Avin

Yes

2 minutes ago, avin926520 said:

"If you pick apples using a hemtt, and employ random people to pick them for you. Are you a noob, or the next Donald Trump?" - Avin

No, you'll end up getting robbed for that hemtt.

2 minutes ago, avin926520 said:

"If you use illegal marijuana medically, are you now smoking medical marijuana?" - Avin

Yes

2 minutes ago, avin926520 said:

"If you take the person that is taking you hostage as a hostage, do they become a Hostage Kidnapper? And if he breaks free and kidnaps you, does that make you a Hostage Kidnapper Hostage?" - Avin

No

2 minutes ago, avin926520 said:

"If you drive through Cancer, I mean, Kavala at 300kph and kill everybody there. Does that make you the cure for cancer?" - Avin

No

2 minutes ago, avin926520 said:

This has been your weekly philosophy with Avin.

Thanks

[avin926520]

@Mark Zuckerberg Straight forward and to the point, I respect that. HOWEVER!!!!!!

If you was using the hemtt and also employed armed guards, what then?

 

Edited June 9, 2017 by avin926520

[TheCrestedPenguin]

4 minutes ago, avin926520 said:

@Mark Zuckerberg Straight forward and to the point, I respect that. HOWEVER!!!!!!

If you was using the hemtt and also employed armed guards, what then?

 

They'd turn on you cause you're not paying them more than that hemtt is worth.

[Isaiah Fuerte]

14k for a hemmt chopped though.. do people really chop hemmts still?

[avin926520]

26 minutes ago, TheCrestedPenguin said:

They'd turn on you cause you're not paying them more than that hemtt is worth.

Ah, but that my friend, is where you are wrong. I employ 5 guards, and 20 apple pickers. For every 2 trips we make, I give the guards half of the cut, and I give the pickers 1/10th of the cut. We repeat this all day. The apple pickers will be illegal immigrants, so they won't care. The guards will be making a considerable amount of money, considering they will be equipped with basic and 100% legal gear. We are a legal corporation. We are the Apple Bangers. We are Legion. We do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us.

[TheCrestedPenguin]

1 hour ago, avin926520 said:

Ah, but that my friend, is where you are wrong. I employ 5 guards, and 20 apple pickers. For every 2 trips we make, I give the guards half of the cut, and I give the pickers 1/10th of the cut. We repeat this all day. The apple pickers will be illegal immigrants, so they won't care. The guards will be making a considerable amount of money, considering they will be equipped with basic and 100% legal gear. We are a legal corporation. We are the Apple Bangers. We are Legion. We do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us.

Are you fucking drunk or high?

[avin926520]

22 minutes ago, TheCrestedPenguin said:

Are you fucking drunk or high?

No, I'm sarcastic.