Monoxide Child at your Service

[Monoxide Child]

Ok Gentleman, Monoxide MF'in Child here. Formally Mittenz. The clown you will love and fear. After growing up in the ghetto of Del Ray Detroit, MI, I became a bit of a cannibal moving from town to town stalking my next victim, craving the flesh of the ones who despised me. Of course that life doesn't exactly last long. Eventually the law soon would catch up to me just to throw me in a isolation chamber where I was left with nothing but the straight jacket on my back. Day became night, night became darkness, darkness became... the ally I long forgotten. After five long years of my mind slowly deteriorating my thoughts were no longer my own. Several voices now replaced my conscience who once attempted to steer me in the right direction. Thankfully one faithful day arose and I was escorted to the prison yard and from there I would bite the neck of my first captor while roundhouse kicking the other. grabbing the keys to what would be the greatest escape of the decade. You must have read it in the paper. Since fleeing I have sustained my love for human and focused more of bears and turtles alone. Strange choice I know. Until one day on my routine walks through the town, scouting people for whom I would have used to stalk and devour, I found a pamphlet. "LAKESIDE! ACCEPTING THOSE SANE and INSANE!!!!" The moment I read it's story's and job opportunity's I had to catch the first boat. Sadly, this boat mistook my curled up, snoring, shit smelling self overboard. I woke up in a daze on a long ass beach. As I slowly crawled to the nearest road drenched in saltwater I came upon a sign. "KAVALA"

the rest is history.

:cadet:Mittenz by day,

santaMonoxide Child, Eater of Babies by nightsanta

Did I mention the Santa Hat.

[Distinct]

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[Diizzy]

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