Bersabee Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 I am no longer Brew. I have changed my identity. My new name is now Apache and i now sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. Just kidding. Love you asylum <3 Ps. Dont ban me Gnashes... I lube u Link to comment
Big Fred Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 I'm just glad you don't identify as an A-10 Warthog. Those things are mad bro. Real talk. Link to comment
Vulcan Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 Hes just brewingkappa Link to comment
Bersabee Posted January 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 Brew are you on drugs again! Maybe Link to comment
Bersabee Posted January 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 Hes just brewingkappa Kinda tasted my product. Got me fucked up Link to comment
Kowalski Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Don't put this on an academic paper.....;) Link to comment
Bersabee Posted January 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Ehh okay *says in Russian accent* Full control Link to comment
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