Volunteer Asylum moderator, with no powers and an officer in training you're at the bottom of the barrel, probably shouldn't be acting like you're top shit.
A Declaration of Dependence,
We the people of TRASH, in order to form a more perfect union of basket cases, do solemnly swear (for better and then worse) to continually strive to provide Altis with top quality gangsters - in sickness and in health. We double-solemnly swear to do our part to support the drug epidemic in Altis by producing highly addictive drugs that you can't live without, and we triple-solemnly swear to drink copious amounts of alcohol in an attempt to model real shit to the next generation. We will adhere to the server's rules and standards and conduct ourselves in a manner that exclusively benefits TRASH - in the name of communism and getting rich. We will refrain from RDM without the assumed consent of our victims. We will not tolerate the police or any other extremists, and we will not discriminate against anyone that is in our good graces.
Disclaimer: TRASH is a parasitic entity whose existence is dependent on you, your propensity for weakness, and our promise to exploit you. We are not responsible for anything we do.
You will never be rid of us,