Wasted Noodles

This is a very inappropriate way to speak to a child. You're a pedophile.

The use of the thinking emoji implies great wisdom. Application accepted.

*flips coin* Application denied.

Since we're desperate for recruits, Application accepted.

So, what you're saying is we should set aside our differences and work together against the police? What a stroke of genius. Everyone rally behind the banner of TRASH! You are a true revolutionary. Application accepted.

A Declaration of Dependence, We the people of TRASH, in order to form a more perfect union of basket cases, do solemnly swear (for better and then worse) to continually strive to provide Altis with top quality gangsters - in sickness and in health. We double-solemnly swear to do our part to support the drug epidemic in Altis by producing highly addictive drugs that you can't live without, and we triple-solemnly swear to drink copious amounts of alcohol in an attempt to model real shit to the next generation. We will adhere to the server's rules and standards and conduct ourselves in a manner that exclusively benefits TRASH - in the name of communism and getting rich. We will refrain from RDM without the assumed consent of our victims. We will not tolerate the police or any other extremists, and we will not discriminate against anyone that is in our good graces. Disclaimer: TRASH is a parasitic entity whose existence is dependent on you, your propensity for weakness, and our promise to exploit you. We are not responsible for anything we do. You will never be rid of us, -TRASH

A Declaration of Dependence, We the people of TRASH, in order to form a more perfect union of basket cases, do solemnly swear (for better and then worse) to continually strive to provide Altis with top quality gangsters - in sickness and in health. We double-solemnly swear to do our part to support the drug epidemic in Altis by producing highly addictive drugs that you can't live without, and we triple-solemnly swear to drink copious amounts of alcohol in an attempt to model real shit to the next generation. We will adhere to the server's rules and standards and conduct ourselves in a manner that exclusively benefits TRASH - in the name of communism and getting rich. We will refrain from RDM without the assumed consent of our victims. We will not tolerate the police or any other extremists, and we will not discriminate against anyone that is in our good graces. Message me if you want to join. Stated goals: Maintain our greatness (easy), take advantage of the little man (also easy), and make Altis a better place for TRASH. Non-stated goals: Did you really expect me to state my non-stated goals? You are wasting your time reading this sentence. Requirements to join: Contact me in game (WastedNoodles). TRASH is not for the faint of heart or the slow of mind. Be prepared to abandon your moral values in the name of capitalism. Server: Arma 3 Altis life Asylum #1 Disclaimer: TRASH is a parasitic entity whose existence is dependent on you, your propensity for weakness, and our promise to exploit you. We are not responsible for anything we do. You will never be rid of us, -TRASH