fun debug menu scripts

[DivineTimes]

just curious if anyone has some fun/troll debug scripts to play around with and troll friends with

[Haych]

@Treeherder Made a full troll menu, but its up to him if he wants to release it or not

I'm in another country so I don't have any of my files, when I get back i'll consider sending you some of my own stuff you can fuck about with

 

[DivineTimes]

That would be awsome

[DivineTimes]

10 minutes ago, Gnashes said:

[] spawn {

while{true} do {

    {

        sleep 1;

        if(alive _x) then {_x setDamage 1};

    } forEach playableUnits;

}

};

 

oh my.... this will just murder everyone wont it >.>

 

[TheRealLethal]

_veh = "Submarine_01_F";

_sp = position player;

_pid = getPlayerUID player;

_vehicle = _veh createVehicle _sp;

[_vehicle] spawn {

_vehicle = _veh;

_vehicle allowDamage true;

};

_vehicle setVariable["vehicle_info_owners",[[_pid,name player]],true];

_vehicle lock 2;

[_vehicle,"ASY_fnc_setIdleTime",false,false] spawn BIS_fnc_MP;

_vehicle;

[[_vehicle],"ASY_fnc_addVehicle2Chain",player,false] spawn BIS_fnc_MP;

clearWeaponCargoGlobal _vehicle;

clearmagazineCargoGlobal _vehicle;

clearitemCargoGlobal _vehicle;

_vehicle attachto [(vehicle player), [0, 0, -1] ]; _vehicle setDir 180;

get in an orca, run this locally

[DivineTimes]

5 minutes ago, TheRealLethal said:

_veh = "Submarine_01_F";



_sp = position player;



_pid = getPlayerUID player;



_vehicle = _veh createVehicle _sp;



[_vehicle] spawn {



_vehicle = _veh;



_vehicle allowDamage true;



};



_vehicle setVariable["vehicle_info_owners",[[_pid,name player]],true];



_vehicle lock 2;



[_vehicle,"ASY_fnc_setIdleTime",false,false] spawn BIS_fnc_MP;



_vehicle;



[[_vehicle],"ASY_fnc_addVehicle2Chain",player,false] spawn BIS_fnc_MP;



clearWeaponCargoGlobal _vehicle;



clearmagazineCargoGlobal _vehicle;



clearitemCargoGlobal _vehicle;



_vehicle attachto [(vehicle player), [0, 0, -1] ]; _vehicle setDir 180;

get in an orca, run this locally

LOL

[DivineTimes]

anyone got anymore?

[TheRealLethal]

11 minutes ago, DivineTimes(casper) said:

anyone got anymore?

 

boltTarget = cursorTarget;

targetPos = position cursorTarget;

 

 

BUCK_fnc_boltGun =

        {

                private ["_boltTarget", "_targetPos"];

                _boltTarget = _this select 0;

                _targetPos = _this select 1;

               

                _bolt = createVehicle ["LightningBolt", [_targetPos select 0, _targetPos select 1, _targetPos select 2], [], 0, "CAN_COLLIDE"];

                _boltVis = createVehicle ["Lightning1_F", [_targetPos select 0, _targetPos select 1, _targetPos select 2], [], 0, "CAN_COLLIDE"];

                _bolt setDamage 1;

                sleep 0.5;

                deleteVehicle _boltVis;

                sleep 0.5;

                deleteVehicle _bolt;

        };

       

boltGun = player addEventHandler ["Fired",

        {

                boltTarget = cursorTarget;

                if (isNull boltTarget) then

                        {targetPos = screenToWorld [0.5,0.5]}

                        else

                        {targetPos = position cursorTarget};

                       

                NULL = [boltTarget, targetPos] spawn BUCK_fnc_boltGun;

                player sideChat format ["Cursor Target + %1", boltTarget];

        }];

 

stopAc = player addAction ["Remove Zeus Mode", {player removeEventHandler ["Fired", boltGun]; player removeAction stopAc}];

global execute that one, restart your game before connecting to asylum tho. babs got me before like that

[TheRealLethal]

the infamous penis script

cgt = "Land_Hammer_F" createVehicle [1,1,1];  cgt attachTo [player, [0,0.1,-0.19], "pelvis"];  cgt setVectorDirAndUp [[0,-1,0.6],[0,5,0]]; 

   vgt = "Land_Baseball_01_F" createVehicle [0,0,0];  vgt attachTo [player, [0.02,0.1,-0.21], "pelvis"]; vgt setVectorUp [0,1,0.5];

 vgt2 = "Land_Baseball_01_F" createVehicle [0,0,0];  vgt2 attachTo [player, [-0.02,0.1,-0.21], "pelvis"]; vgt2 setVectorUp [0,1,0.5];

 

Edited August 13, 2016 by TheRealLethal

[DivineTimes]

thanks

[TheRealLethal]

The thor teleport

private ["_caller"];

_caller = _this select 0;

titleText ["Open Map and Click on Zeus Lightning Bolt Target location.", "PLAIN"];



["mk_zeuslb", "onMapSingleClick", {

    titleText ["", "PLAIN"];



    _center = createCenter sideLogic;    

    _group = createGroup _center;  

    _target = getPos (nearestObject _pos);

    _zlb = _group createUnit ["ModuleLightning_F",_pos,[],0,""];

    

    ["mk_zeuslb", "onMapSingleClick"] call 

	{

		BIS_fnc_removeStackedEventHandler;

		sleep 0.2;

		player setPos _pos;

	};

}] call BIS_fnc_addStackedEventHandler;

 

[DivineTimes]

do you have it were i can shoot the bolts?

[TheRealLethal]

Just now, DivineTimes(casper) said:

do you have it were i can shoot the bolts?

thats the first one i posted. shoots zeus bolts.

[DivineTimes]

 

Just now, TheRealLethal said:

thats the first one i posted. shoots zeus bolts.

ah yes i see

[DivineTimes]

bump anymore  

[Treeherder]

@DivineTimes(casper) here's my troll menu that @Haych mentioned. I'm sure that it's safe to post here since i know the asylum community is very mature and would never use it for malicious purposes .

http://pastebin.com/E2HzY2J2

no ban plz it was all for science

Edited August 17, 2016 by Treeherder

[Eli]

22 minutes ago, Treeherder said:

@DivineTimes(casper) here's my troll menu that @Haych mentioned. I'm sure that it's safe to post here since i know the asylum community is very mature and would never use it for malicious purposes .

http://pastebin.com/E2HzY2J2

no ban plz it was all for science

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