Ba-KA

im far from pissed im enjoying this very much but you do you

Man you need to calm down go try and get some more asylum girls shit if you want ill have someone put some into your channel

you need to calm down jesus LOL

nope i just wanted to see a nice shit show its been awhile but you are taking this a little serious my man maybe idk taking it to a emotional level?

I wanted to see a shit show and i got it

you really have a obsession with this sucking

sorry I love Drama/Banter

I wonder how that DarkKnight dick tastes i know all of the LT's and SGT's just love the taste

joining the APD again was awful enough joining the admin team would make me suicidal

3 blacklists and accumulated around 14

As an Officer with APD you will be expected to follow the Department's Standard Operating Procedures while on duty. All Officers are expected to be courteous and professional at all times while on duty. While on duty you are expected to role-play and follow all server rules at all times. (Breaking server rules or role-play may result in disciplinary action up and including possible termination from the Asylum Police Department.) Follow rules at ALL times Just a Friendly Reminder

This is Ahri at 4 weeks old This is Ahri now at 1

All in All events take time to setup. Sorry that it takes so long but its just trying to make sure everything goes right and for people to have fun. yes We can be assholes at times (Especially Me) but we also cant control all these undetermined factors like when a hacker comes on and blows the server up or when either APD or Civ side are being obnoxious and noone is listening. all im going to ask is for everyone to just cooperate more to keep these events going because after last night @Deazy Johnson says fuck it hes done people dont appreciate these and its just a pain after every night or doing them. The point is to have fun

oh the civs are too strong there is too many, do this event its much more fun, hahaha ill give you $100 if you mow down a line of civs haha. Oh deazy give me 200k haha. oh lets restrain the admin doing the event and take more time out of it than bitch about how long its taking. oh lets fucking yell and scream in TS when people are trying to get everything ready and be Annoying fucks. The APD is a constant headache for events to the point where i dont even want to attempt to have them join in all it is with them is constant bitching constant complaining and when they start losing its more bitching and complaining its actually fucking pathetic. And when im taking time out of my day to come and try and make a server Actually fun or have other things to do apart from the same old garbage yes it pisses us off when shit doesnt go right or a script fails. during the events when im talking to people organizing them im trying to stay calm and give everyone a good time but OH NO FUCK ME RIGHT fuck this guy lets try and ruin the event for everyone (this includes both civs and APD).

You dont understand how tedious it is to get 35 civs to cooperate and Spawn gear with server stability. Also having High ranking APD officers constantly shooting at people (certain LT who will not be named) setting the already trigger happy civs to shoot back or run around when trying to get everyone to cooperate. having messages spammed asking for Teleports or when is this event when does it start what do we need to do. explaining the event and telling people what will happen if it messes up and answering questions takes time to do. the Bounty hunter concern in this clip is they tried running over and take 5 out of the 9 people helping us with stress testing a new event it was not a new event at that time is was testing they where the ones assuming it was. Also the people that came to help already had bounties on them and where told multiple times we will not we wiping bounties and if you lose your gear I was going to compensate it out of my own non admin account.

his videos are so good lol

Not a Admin but you are welcome

Having high hopes for BFA looks good so far

" Insert Obnoxious fuck that whore comment here"

@Alec-I https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=_iIRKeGFlNs

BIG GAME HUNTER yeah no-one uses hunting grounds so this is one of the many ideas to use less loves areas on the map there will be a point system depending on what animal meat you bring back after 15 minutes of hunting and prob spawn in the legendary land sea turtle for the highest amount of points tell me if y'all like it or not

Basically from what I know is that the scripts destroy the server with the amount of stuff the scripts loads people Will still do them but only near server restarts

Gold rush

FgOk so I'm going to list off the events that Myself and @Deazy Johnson do and some theorycrafted ones and some pros and cons about them. MAIN CON for all of the events is sadly the Player Base do not Pay Attention/Can't follow the Rules properly. it gets extremely annoying when you are giving instructions and example name Jimmy won't stop running his dick sucker or is running around like a uhh "Special Snowflake" Successful/Approved Events Event 1 Hunger Games Very simple very fun there will be a island or special area on the map that has crates of gear that Civs and Cops can use mainly MX and Rangerbelts the objective is to be the last contestant in the hunger games to survive the bloodbath Pros are it is very simple to setup and the games go by quick so you can do 2-3 in a hour Cons would be well I can't think of any apart from spawned crates being buggy and the ammo and guns not being able to be picked up Event 2 WATERWORLD The idea came from some old movie actually named WaterWorld the event is teams of players going from 3-4 people each are on boats shooting each other with guns in a bay area/enclosed body of water. Pros would be its easy to setup spawn a crates of guns that Cops/Civs can use and spawn some boats that can be fired out of Cons would be boats are fragile so they explode easily if people ram each other or if you beach the boat its a pain in the ass to get it back on the water Event 3 Mad Max Based off the god awful mad max movies a variation of vehicles going from unarmed prowlers and quillins to minigun prowler / 50 cal off-road its just people in 2-4 man teams shooting each other across salt flats pros its extremely fun to participate/watch and its easy to setup just get teams together and spawn whatever vehicle / weapon crates that will be used cons idiots will try and leave salt flats to steal the expensive vehicles / guns that will be used or when people ram into each other or when you have certain groups of people aka the APD team up across multiple teams (fuck them) Events 4, 5 and 6 COPS VS CIVS. The most basic event. Its just Cops Vs Civs with many different variants. The only reason I have this listed as 3 events cause there is 3 variations of this. First variation Would be SWAT vs Rebels. Each team will have a chance to attack/defend a town/special objective on the map (mainly BlackWater or one of the many Military outposts with deer stands and towers). Second variation would be well Cops vs Civs. The cops and civilians will start on opposite sides of a decent size town with equal gear and fight it out last team standing wins Third variation would be well a giant Bank heist or Prison break. Just a giant number of civs vs a equal number of cops doing the bank or Prison Single con I can think of for this is the APD and the CIVILIAN player base are a bunch of incompetent monkeys and makes this very hard to organize (trust me I wanna blow my head off after every single one) Event 7 Gold Rush (thank @BaDaBiNg_10-8) This event is special its cops and civs in teams of 3-4 in wetsuits rebreathers and SDARs only and have 1 boat per team. The teams will be fighting over 4 gold bars in a tower which ever team gets at least a gold bar to a marked extraction zone will win the game. The catch is your team will need to be the last team standing and have possession of a good bar at the extraction zone Pros are a extremely fun and unique event that's not used often since it takes a bit to setup Cons boats are fragile and explode easily and the people will try and return to the event/ a killed teammate will give information to their team (dead men don't talk) I know there is more we do but these 7 are the most basic ones we do. BUT I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND AND WILL MAKE MY OTHER EVENT IDEAS AKA THE UNTESTED ONES A SECRET TO ME AND @Deazy Johnson ONLY UNTIL WE WORK OUT THE PROBLEMS AND HAVE SPECIAL FEATURES TO MAKE THEM MORE FUN. thank you for reading and everyone needs to give @Deazy Johnson a giant thank you for helping me do these events since I do not have the power to do them myself.

Baka For event coordinator