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Battousai

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  1. Is that you?! I should have known Clint....
  2. Doesn't count. Make your own topics bro....no piggy backing! ....unless it's barebacking...
  3. Dude that's the size of a god damn RedBull!!!
  4. It would take more than a "few" shot plus some Absinthe and a fucking shotgun to the balls....just saying...
  5. Even if she looks like Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh?!
  6. You are the only one...maybe that's why your wife turned into a zombie and had sex with your best friend...
  7. I know! It's easy for them to make a missile into a canyon but not a canyon into a missile
  8. Is that because he was born with a vag?
  9. None here bro. Legitimate question. Just like how many dicks would you take per hour for $50000? Legit.
  10. You should always make eye contact...always...
  11. This is a legitimate question guys and answer with the utmost integrity
  12. You know I used to be a stander until Abstand asked me this very question. He told me to try it and OMG it is godly. I will never go back to standing. Sitting is soo much more comfortable and it saves on TP. I mean when you stand and have a fat ass like myself then it kind of squishes it and makes more of a mess. LOL
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